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How My Hubby Turned His Carrot To Cucumber / its now pencil i use on girls... say no to cucumber!! / We Are Speechless because Ladies Now Prefer This To Cucumber (2) (3) (4)

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Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 8:15am On Feb 04, 2017
Hi ladies.
Cucumber is too big and it's only good for those with wide pussy cheesy. Carrot ti take over and safer and sweeter and will save your pussy from getting wide grin.



Just my 2cents thou smiley
Happy Saturday

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by dingbang(m): 8:19am On Feb 04, 2017
Wtf
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by AmaechiLinus(m): 8:20am On Feb 04, 2017
Carrot sweet pass penis?

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 8:22am On Feb 04, 2017
dingbang:
Wtf
carrot is better than your dick smiley

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by nightingalee: 8:23am On Feb 04, 2017
TashaGirl:
Hi ladies.
Cucumber is too big and it's only good for those with wide pussy cheesy. Carrot ti take over and safer and sweeter and will save your pussy from getting wide grin.



Just my 2cents thou smiley
Happy Saturday
... Curiousity; what if the carrot gets broken?

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by dingbang(m): 8:23am On Feb 04, 2017
TashaGirl:
carrot is better than your dick smiley
cmon mechionu!

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 8:24am On Feb 04, 2017
nightingalee:
... Curiousity; what if the carrot gets broken?
it CANNOT. Just tell your gf to buy a very strong one from the Mallam smiley
dingbang:
cmon mechionu!
ehn?

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by banjicom(m): 8:24am On Feb 04, 2017
embarassed say no to fruits abuse!!! Say no to fruit abuse!!
I don't want to live in this planet anymore

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 8:25am On Feb 04, 2017
grin

ɹǝʇʇǝq ɥɔnɯ sı pɹnoƃ ɹǝʇʇıq ˙˙˙ʎʇuıod os sı ʇoɹɹɐϽ

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by nightingalee: 8:25am On Feb 04, 2017
TashaGirl:
it CANNOT. Just tell your gf to buy a very strong one from the Mallam smileyehn?
Lool ... Be my supplier!

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 8:29am On Feb 04, 2017
nightingalee:
Lool ... Be my supplier!
I no dey sell carrot angry
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 8:30am On Feb 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin

ɹǝʇʇǝq ɥɔnɯ sı pɹnoƃ ɹǝʇʇıq ˙˙˙ʎʇuıod os sı ʇoɹɹɐϽ
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 8:30am On Feb 04, 2017
banjicom:
embarassed say no to fruits abuse!!!
Say no to fruit abuse!!

I don't want to live in this planet anymore
bye cool

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TheValiant(m): 9:25am On Feb 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin
ɹǝʇʇǝq ɥɔnɯ sı pɹnoƃ ɹǝʇʇıq ˙˙˙ʎʇuıod os sı ʇoɹɹɐϽ
shocked
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:27am On Feb 04, 2017
TheValiant:


shocked



grin


Those cute googly eyes ooo..
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:56am On Feb 04, 2017
TashaGirl:
Hi ladies.
Cucumber is too big and it's only good for those with wide pussy cheesy. Carrot ti take over and safer and sweeter and will save your pussy from getting wide grin.



Just my 2cents thou smiley
Happy Saturday
oh Lawd! I givup mehnnnnnn

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by makydebbie(f): 9:59am On Feb 04, 2017
You think carrot will give you orgasm?

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 10:20am On Feb 04, 2017
So you use carrots. Carrots haf suffered in the hands of TashaGirl o. shocked

I wonder what else girls poke themselves with, Candle? Omorogun? Pestle?

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by cloudyskygrind(m): 10:23am On Feb 04, 2017
TashaGirl:
Hi ladies.
Cucumber is too big and it's only good for those with wide pussy cheesy. Carrot ti take over and safer and sweeter and will save your pussy from getting wide grin.



Just my 2cents thou smiley
Happy Saturday
Thanks now i will never have to eat carrots again. What did i ever do to you girls?

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by uboma(m): 1:15pm On Feb 04, 2017
TashaGirl:
Hi ladies.
Cucumber is too big and it's only good for those with wide pussy cheesy. Carrot ti take over and safer and sweeter and will save your pussy from getting wide grin.



Just my 2cents thou smiley
Happy Saturday


lol.

Why not just settle for the real deal instead.

The satisfaction derived from using Carrots or Cucumber can't be compared with the real deal.

grin
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by uboma(m): 1:16pm On Feb 04, 2017
makydebbie:
You think carrot will give you orgasm?


Good question.
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Harwoyeez(m): 1:18pm On Feb 04, 2017
Bad gal, u always dey show face for this kind thread grin grin u af join bahd gang grin
TrapQueen77:
grin

ɹǝʇʇǝq ɥɔnɯ sı pɹnoƃ ɹǝʇʇıq ˙˙˙ʎʇuıod os sı ʇoɹɹɐϽ
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 1:20pm On Feb 04, 2017
TashaGirl:
Hi ladies.
Cucumber is too big and it's only good for those with wide pussy cheesy. Carrot ti take over and safer and sweeter and will save your pussy from getting wide grin.



Just my 2cents thou smiley
Happy Saturday
bad girl! grin
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 1:20pm On Feb 04, 2017
Harwoyeez:
Bad gal, u always dey show face for this kind thread grin grin u af join bahd gang grin



Bad girls like me is always on the run grin
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 1:21pm On Feb 04, 2017
makydebbie:
You think carrot will give you orgasm?
hmmm...this tells me something, but I hope for ur sake it ain't true!
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 1:22pm On Feb 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:




Bad girls like me is always on the run grin
do u go for cucumber or carrots?
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by McBrooklyn(m): 1:23pm On Feb 04, 2017

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Harwoyeez(m): 1:26pm On Feb 04, 2017
Why run, don't tell me u don't love real cucumber?
TrapQueen77:




Bad girls like me is always on the run grin
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by officialfestus(m): 1:52pm On Feb 04, 2017
TashaGirl:
Hi ladies.
Cucumber is too big and it's only good for those with wide pussy cheesy. Carrot ti take over and safer and sweeter and will save your pussy from getting wide grin.



Just my 2cents thou smiley
Happy Saturday
op,you fall my hand......all this ladies self,after using cucumber and now it's carrot's turn now,why? Later you will start using yam!!!
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 2:02pm On Feb 04, 2017
YellowEyeBalls:
do u go for cucumber or carrots?


I already said it... BITTER GOURD ... grin

It's huge and bumpy grin

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 2:04pm On Feb 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:



I already said it... BITTER GOURD ... grin

It's huge and bumpy grin
oh My lipsrsealed shocked

You don't mean it!!!
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by makydebbie(f): 2:09pm On Feb 04, 2017
YellowEyeBalls:
hmmm...this tells me something, but I hope for ur sake it ain't true!
Unfortunately, I don't care.

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