I've been dating my gf for the past 3 years. I don't know how to tell her I ain't cool with it so that she doesn't feel offended.

Anytime, we have sex, she calls and says different things like grunts ooohh, aaaaaaargh, yeeeeehhhh, for those I'm not bothered cos it even seems to energize me the more. But The one that really bothered me was when she said Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ, my God, my God.

My morale just fall like sawdust. Even though I continued and we finished our escapade. I'm not feeling good about her calling God's name to the thing we're doing. Make God no punish me.

I know you will say it's bad - eyin Judges

Abeg peepz how do I tell her to stop?

Go and give your life to Christ.

Fornication is not good

OlympianZeus:


Bros are you a virgin?

Hey kid, nairaland is meant for everyone, including parents and grandparents.
Next time, think of this before posting such comment

**knocks OlympianZeus' head twice

Well....

Lets sit down together bros and wait for the comments to troop in...

emeijeh:
Go and give your life to Christ.

Fornication is not good

Bros are you a virgin?

Such blasphemy!

Buh ave always wondered why they call God's name. In such an unholy act but won't went they should...

Like hitting their leg on something and u hear " oh shit" or "ukpa"

Emm...you realy wanna know?..send her to me..

Brown14:
Such blasphemy!

Buh ave always wondered why they call God's name. In such an unholy act but won't went they should...

Like hitting their leg on something and u hear " oh shit" or "ukpa"

Yeah bro I Love my bae I'm planning to marry her but I no wan receive holy cane

U self should sin sin sin she will stop

Lol very funny ,guess she is trying to remind God to punish you

Just put duct tape on her mouth once and for all.

Cover her mouth with handkerchief........Dat all

Belthazor:
Just put duct tape on her mouth once and for all.

Daviestunech:
Cover her mouth with handkerchief........Dat all

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I dey fear una oo

superemmy:



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I dey fear una oo

na the logic b dat.....

Just shout back as much as she shouts

can't epp bt laugh out hard.maybe there's a guyman nicknamed jesus.
bt guy u dey bleep her hard so she lost her sense of humour anytin she remember she calls.

make sure u marry her oo cos this kind thing dey cos infidelity incase she marries a man that is not strong to handle her.

Daviestunech:
Cover her mouth with handkerchief........Dat all

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Hanky and duct tape e be like say na in sure pass

newyorks:
can't epp bt laugh out hard.maybe there's a guyman nicknamed jesus.
bt guy u dey bleep her hard so she lost her sense of humour anytin she remember she calls.

make sure u marry her oo cos this kind thing dey cos infidelity incase she marries a man that is not strong to handle her.

With the way she's attached to me, if I no marry am, I go dey fear assassination.

OlympianZeus:

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Hanky and duct tape e be like say na in sure pass

we hv spoken go in peace ND enjoy ur gf nunu

OlympianZeus:


With the way she's attached to me, if I no marry am, I go dey fear assassination.

the way she attached to u?don't marry a girl out of pity of fear of breaking hearts cos sooner or later u will regret it and seek for divorce.

tell her that her screams turn u off

It's something like a conditioned reflex to her probably.

Same way we say "Oh my God" and other exclamations before we even know what we're saying...

My advice.........




Make sure her mouth is busy

I can't help but laugh at this funny post.

sweetilicious:
I can't help but laugh at this funny post.

*coughs* Do you shout like the op's bae too?

Stop fucking her

newyorks:
the way she attached to u?don't marry a girl out of pity of fear of breaking hearts cos sooner or later u will regret it and seek for divorce.

Oga Na wa for you and your funny advice....

so he shouldn't marry her because of some silly excuse....

please be careful of the kind of advice u issue out...

am very sure u ain't Even married sef...

Take her along to her parents and in their presence recite exactly the content of your above post. Whatever they say or do after hearing you out would help you the best. Goodluck.

lmao...op you're funny o.
am laughing so much now.

just tell her na. she will understand.

torres89:


Oga Na wa for you and your funny advice....

so he shouldn't marry her because of some silly excuse....

please be careful of the kind of advice u issue out...

am very sure u ain't Even married sef...

guy thats what a marriage concilor told my guy when his girl when she wanted to tie him down with belle....becos of her friends advice.i repeat don't marry out of pity or because u guys have dated for years,and don't promise any girl marriage until u're ready thats only when karma will locate u if u dump her.

Well, as deterrent, whenever she says Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ, my God, my God, just reply: satan, satan, satan O' lucifer!

She will stop it.

Just by her the new itel s31 and she will foget about jesus during sex

Hehehe .. The Title got me laughing , real hard

She's ya GF right?
Then you have the right to talk out things wid her.

Just ask her why she always shout,whenever you guys have sex.

Ask her that in a funny way ..

Just do it like this :

Ehe babe, why you come dey shout jesus etc each time we have sex ., nawa oh .. What if neighbors here am ni? Abeq no shout oh ..

Heheheh