You are so ridiculous! I know the likes of you. Low-life, 419, somebody's boy-boy etc. Maybe one Ekaete go ja u face in your slum but obviously, you are definitely out of your league here. Do yourself a favor. Read this again and then step. No, seriously.

Rubbermaid:

LOL - Why am I not surprised?

@noble [/b]and the other men that feel compelled to resort to insults - I think the most important question is [b]what are you freaking upset about?!

How, in your paltry little minds can you equate me to a slut? Or draw other conclusions simply because I have stated that I am not currently dating anyone and I am liberated enough to articulate my objectives?

You have no idea what my morals are, nor do you have an inkling of the quality of my life. So why don't you just close your traps and move on if you are not interested or suitable? Either way, you'll be doing us all a favor.

By the way, the insults are reminiscent of local traders that hurl such to girls when they are ignored. SO, you are not even original in your insults.

In summary, please check yourselves - no need for boorish behavior

Announcement:"No Cussing Please!" @justgood commn man mi.dnt haul such at a maid.treat her like a lady,ah! @rubbermaid so u got sm hard part?i c u are 'devoted' now.we cud rally on nd all dat nd never get anywhere!Fanatically stick to ur guts.I'll be here waiting to c where your fate leads u!Except u leave;i'l be on d look out 4 u.*leaves thread*

Rubbermaid, i know a friend who might be interested in dating a[i] religious, focussed, goal oriented mature Nigerian lady[/i]. He's tired of the[i] drama [/i] gals in the States.Would provide relevant details as when needed

next year she go write another one for another naija website say she dey find man and all men wey she meet no pay am
she just dey yansh around and she no get betta behaviour. dats why all men dey yansh am dey go.
yeye

my grandfather sef dey find person like you to take warm body and make bone strong
i go give you my grandfather phone numba if you beg me
yeye girl

Dearie Rubbermaid ,

Your advertisement on Nairaland for the post of a BF fits my skills and qualifications perfectly, and I am writing to express interest in and enthusiasm for the position. I’m a single ready to mingle and to tangle in a tango.

I am 6ft 2'' tall, well-built with six packs. I've got good dentition and handsome looks that make London babes go crazy, though I'm humble and faithful. I have 2 masters degrees and very privileged to have been raised in a loving christian home. Such a close-knit and warm home has equipped me with the requisite skills needed to perform effectively in this new role.

I acquired good r/ship experience through few long-term relationships both in Nigeria and abroad. I possess the skills to heal your heart from past hurts and unlock the wells of intense ecstasy hidden in your pleasure spots. I can be unpredictable and like trying out new things; in the kitchen, shower, car, train toilet, dark alley and garage. Though I’m hyper-active, it doesn’t matter your libidinous level because I will rub you the right way and have you hurriedly stripping to what mother nature gave you, hungrily crying out for more.

Sweetheart Rubbermaid , if indeed you are looking for a real man who appreciates the simple things of life, hardworking and knows how to make a lady laugh and treat her like a queen, then stop looking!!!

You are set to embark on a thrilling encounter and who knows, maybe much more. Do you know what, sweetie? You are a mouse click away from an experience of a life time, just give Honey_pot a shout if you have any queries, a pot of inexhaustible supply indeed, and you will never regret you did.

Yours In Love ,
Honey_pot

correct applicant
na you go yansh dat yeye girl tire

woman wey dey find man for internet say anoda person na low life
na wa o
yeye

No kidding!!!

Honey_pot:

Dearie Rubbermaid ,

Your advertisement on Nairaland for the post of a BF fits my skills and qualifications perfectly, and I am writing to express interest in and enthusiasm for the position. I’m a single ready to mingle and to tangle in a tango.

I am 6ft 2'' tall, well-built with six packs. I've got good dentition and handsome looks that make London babes go crazy, though I'm humble and faithful. I have 2 masters degrees and very privileged to have been raised in a loving christian home. Such a close-knit and warm home has equipped me with the requisite skills needed to perform effectively in this new role.

I acquired good r/ship experience through few long-term relationships both in Nigeria and abroad. I possess the skills to heal your heart from past hurts and unlock the wells of intense ecstasy hidden in your pleasure spots. I can be unpredictable and like trying out new things; in the kitchen, shower, car, train toilet, dark alley and garage. Though I’m hyper-active, it doesn’t matter your libidinous level because I will rub you the right way and have you hurriedly stripping to what mother nature gave you, hungrily crying out for more.

Sweetheart Rubbermaid , if indeed you are looking for a real man who appreciates the simple things of life, hardworking and knows how to make a lady laugh and treat her like a queen, then stop looking!!!

You are set to embark on a thrilling encounter and who knows, maybe much more. Do you know what, sweetie? You are a mouse click away from an experience of a life time, just give Honey_pot a shout if you have any queries, a pot of inexhaustible supply indeed, and you will never regret you did.

Yours In Love ,
Honey_pot

Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!!

You guys and your slick moves. It would be nice if what you say is true.

LadyT:

Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!!

You guys and your slick moves. It would be nice if what you say is true.

the only time a guys say the truth is when he wants something from you badly and you keep refusing . .

apart from that never

Just joined in the race for Miss Rubbermaid

Uche2nna:

Just joined in the race for Miss Rubbermaid

cheater , ,wait till i L sees this

Cheater

lmao

whatever happened to correction.

Honey pot may not be kidding though so many lines in his mail are suspicious. The ball is now in rubbermaid's court to decide on her own if this is a true quest or just some foul liar.

Uche2nna:


Cheater

i was going to say cheetah cuz you are racing all over the place nor mind me . na my keyboard dey fail me . i am too happy . .
_{ps chelski lost}
L will hear this . .

hey rad

Too good to be true!!!

Somethings not quite right.

Muki,

_{It's a cheat tho}'

Radiant:

Muki,

_{It's a cheat tho}'

haba rad . .

i want slaughter this guy see as i dey vex
uche you knw miss nut well

hahahaha lady t

LadyT:

Too good to be true!!!

Somethings not quite right.

@ Muki I aint cheating on nobody and plis no spoil my market  

Uche2nna:



@ Muki I aint cheating on nobody and plis no spoil my market

when did you become a trader?

mukina2:

when did you become a trader?

What is he selling

Guys have proven to be untrustworthy nowadays. Its unfortunate but don't judge an orange by its peel.

LadyT:


What is he selling

Di ck in a box

mukina2:

when did you become a trader?

I beg to apply for the position of your husband

I have two masters degree (MSc and MBA)

All other personal requirements met in truth and in deed

Looking forward to getting your mandate


Your hubby 2 be

Uche2nna:

Just joined in the race for Miss Rubbermaid

mukina2:

Di ck in a box

LadyT:


What is he selling

Laugh ma dick ass off

Isnt that your wife in the picture on your profile

boladonas:

I beg to apply for the position of your husband

I have two masters degree (MSc and MBA)

All other personal requirements met in truth and in deed

Looking forward to getting your mandate


Your hubby 2 be

I knew it would be meat he was selling,

mukina2:

Di ck in a box

LadyT:

I knew it would be meat he was selling,

they always sell meat


boladonas
you get car?
you get money?
you handsome?

Muki, r u an applicant also?

Leave Rubbermaid na. Go start your own thread abeg