forzarush:
mine's reciting surah Baqorah inshaAllah

Masha Allah,may Almighty gives him d wisdom and bestow on u both d rewards that comes with it .

Onyejemechimere:
Nice
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But that cannot happen in Mbano in Imo state, Father leave Brideprice.
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Even if you want to marry one of their dogs, you must pay brideprice....

this really cracked me up

FriendChoice:


A Christian man cannot marry a Muslim lady But A Muslim man can marry a Christian lady.

Naso, Almighty u....... if i thow u slap,u go shit dollars

thaoriginator:
Haba Amina, I'm just kidding.. I ll rather recite to you my best Surah.. Al Rahman

may Allah forgive us all...Jazakumllah khairan

prettymina:
Masha Allah,may Almighty gives him d wisdom and bestow on u both d rewards that comes with it .

ameen and you too.

shynrichies:
You answered my surname, what's your favourite surah incase I propose to you mam

Lol. Surat al Baqarah

Zeinymira:


Why not Baqarah?

I only memorized first sunumi. I hope is ok for you na.

Alakoba kuku tell me you can't marry me better let me recite Surat fhil

olasaad:


Lol. Surat al Baqarah

shynrichies:
Alakoba kuku tell me you can't marry me
better let me recite Surat fhil

hahah fhil ke u funny oo

anyway am your DAD don't forget

olasaad:


hahah fhil ke u funny oo

Onechancearmy:
Happy married life to the first of four. One down, three to go! But the real yanshing will begin in the afterlife:


Narrated the prophet:

"Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the pen-is of the Elected never softens. The ere-ction is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each Muslim will marry seventy houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vag-inas."

Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an

So should we fry beans, just because you learn this to counter Muslims.

Vorpal:
What of christians who decide to marry a muslim nko?

Kolewerk bro

Vorpal:
What of christians who decide to marry a muslim nko?

Kolewerk bro

Hardeybohwarley:

So should we fry beans, just because you learn this to counter Muslims.

It is actually MOOhamed who said this. Is now countering his own followers?

amiibaby:
this really cracked me up

....you are welcome

Onyejemechimere:
Nice
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But that cannot happen in Mbano in Imo state, Father leave Brideprice.
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Even if you want to marry one of their dogs, you must pay brideprice....

Na their dog you wan marry?

Ar-Rahman, makes me cry... SubhanAllah what a beautiful Surah.

My sister's mehr was for her husband to teach her the Quran. I think money would've been a cheaper request because she still hasn't finished the Quran. May Allah reward him with Jana because he passed away without completing her mehr and she is now trying to do it for him... May Allah give her the time and knowledge to complete her mehr.

So women should be careful what they ask for.

Onyejemechimere:
Nice
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But that cannot happen in Mbano in Imo state, Father leave Brideprice.
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Even if you want to marry one of their dogs, you must pay brideprice....

More cultures are adopting this ridiculous practice

JackBizzle:


This is a super-religious person's idea of romance.


In reality, this is not romantic.


Imagine my father in-law telling me to memorize bible before I marry his daughter. Traditional marriage dey use bible?

Carry this crap to the islam section.

It is romantic you slowpoke

Onechancearmy:
Happy married life to the first of four. One down, three to go! But the real yanshing will begin in the afterlife:


Narrated the prophet:

"Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the pen-is of the Elected never softens. The ere-ction is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each Muslim will marry seventy houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vag-inas."

Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an

That is some detail! But r u sure about this context?

ObiOmaMu:
A Muslim dad refused to collect financial dowry when his daughter's fiancé came to ask him for her hand in marriage. What he asked for instead will melt your heart.

Read below...

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/02/just-look-at-how-muslim-dad-made-guests.html

It sounds like a romantic story...may their love remain so & true with understanding!

Hardeybohwarley:

So should we fry beans, just because you learn this to counter Muslims.

So it is true text!

Well, if it is right no need to get defensive. Unless...

I did not understand any thing from the story.

Moisugarr:


That is some detail! But r u sure about this context?

It is an authentic "hadith" or statement by Moohamed the "prophet" of Islam.

Onechancearmy:
Happy married life to the first of four. One down, three to go! But the real yanshing will begin in the afterlife:


Narrated the prophet:

"Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the pen-is of the Elected never softens. The ere-ction is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each Muslim will marry seventy houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vag-inas."

Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an

lwkmd

It's too long and doesn't make no gaddamn sense to me,like seriously wtf is "suya" must everything pertain to meat to this abo'kis?

sweetgala:


It is romantic you slowpoke

Just as gala is sweet.








FALSE!

Maa shaa Allah

Maa shaa Allah

That's the beauty of Islaam

It's sad to read this. May allah bless your sister with the light that comes from the almighty one.
May allah grant the dead with eternal rest in jana

Pinkdiamondz:
Ar-Rahman, makes me cry... SubhanAllah what a beautiful Surah.

My sister's mehr was for her husband to teach her the Quran. I think money would've been a cheaper request because she still hasn't finished the Quran. May Allah reward him with Jana because he passed away without completing her mehr and she is now trying to do it for him... May Allah give her the time and knowledge to complete her mehr.

So women should be careful what they ask for.

naijaGhandi:
It's sad to read this. May allah bless your sister with the light that comes from the almighty one.
May allah grant the dead with eternal rest in jana

Amen, brother, Amen.

JackBizzle:


This is a super-religious person's idea of romance.


In reality, this is not romantic.


Imagine my father in-law telling me to memorize bible before I marry his daughter. Traditional marriage dey use bible?



Carry this crap to the islam section.

Bible is not memorizeable because you wont know the fashion to pick.