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Don't Marry Anyone In This Category Of Men Or Women. / Don't Marry Guys Who Have This 10 Habits... / Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin (2) (3) (4)
Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by agathacally: 10:21am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Dear Eligible Spinsters in Nigeria, any Man Who Doesn't Pass at Least 10 out of These Tests is not a Husband Material ________________________________________ We realized that unlike our parents times it's very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most boys chasing after girls for just sex. Are there still loving traditional men out there? . . Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective husband or lover. 1--Wake him up at 3am for prayer session. Tell him it's your daily routine and he has to do it. 2--Tell him you are not a Virgin but you can't have sex with him till he puts a ring on it. 3--Tell him you want to quit your full time job and be a makeup artist and see how supportive he is of your dreams 5--Ask him for money on the first date and see how willing he is to give. 6--Come up with a problem that needs solution and see if he moves to bring up one for you. 7--Tell him you can't cook but that you will learn if he is ready to take classes with you 8--Tell him you slept with his best friend on April fools day and see how quick he is to react. Will he trust you? 9--Tell him to stop hanging out with his fronds at night except he is willing to let you hang out with yours at odd hours too 10--Tell him that his mother should not come to the house without permission. Let's see how much he respects your privacy concerns 11--Tell him to shave his beard if he has one. Let's see if he's wiling to make sacrifices for you. 12--Ask him for the password to his phones and laptops to see how committed he is to the relationship 13--Tell him he can't watch football channels anymore as it doesn't entice you 14--Tell him you sold his favorite property maybe a watch or his car and see how he acts when angry. Will he raise his hands on you? 15--Lastly, tell him your mom and siblings will move in with you after marriage and that he will take care of their financial needs. Ladies trust me. try this. You will thank me later. Watch his facial Expressions and body language you will get the true "ID" persona / archetypes of your partner This article was inspired by the self-centered pieced written by Joro Olumofin who claims to be a "Love Doctor". Women should be treated better. 2 Likes
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Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by tolugar: 10:22am On Mar 06, 2017 |
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Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by chiefolododo(m): 10:23am On Mar 06, 2017 |
In summary chain him , if he no free leave him , ba? |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by midehi2(f): 10:24am On Mar 06, 2017 |
pour him hot water, if he no complain, marry him 3 Likes |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by FvckShiT(m): 10:27am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Fůcking bullshįt 3 Likes |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by KunleSteel: 10:28am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Tell him to give you all his decision-making ability 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Nne5: 10:32am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Some of the steps are purely ridiculous. 5 Likes |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Nobody: 10:35am On Mar 06, 2017 |
All dis bcoz of marriage? just mould him urself 8 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by dacblogger: 10:44am On Mar 06, 2017 |
I pity people who will pay attention to those... 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Purpletee(f): 10:44am On Mar 06, 2017 |
lol All this does not matter, relationships aren't one sided, neither is it selfish...understanding, love and trust counts the most...meanwhile op nice write up, me sef lemme go and look for Bobo to test. |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by zynellsmum(f): 10:46am On Mar 06, 2017 |
hahahahahaha...your countering joro....nice one.. |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Sugarboyy(m): 10:49am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Rubbish |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by doctimonyeka(m): 10:49am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Lwkmd... U neva chichunchin.... U go just go marry ursef.... See ya plenty yeye test cum exams.... World people... |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by joceey(m): 10:54am On Mar 06, 2017 |
One funny thing about some many ladies they give advice that they themselves can't do......I don't support the one of he must take permission before the Mum can come to the house.. which kind thing be that don't worry someday you will have a son and the wife will tell you to collect permission before you come when you never marry the man and you they give am all this condition haba 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Nobody: 11:12am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Testing 1...2...3. Will they even wait to take this tests. |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by EmmySparky(m): 12:04pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Try all these and get ready to remain a spinster at 40 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by solbinho: 12:14pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
@op you don mad 1 Like |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Nobody: 12:17pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Rubbish!!! What else after the test? 1 Like |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by FBInairaland: 12:19pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
lol |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Splinz(m): 12:24pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
... What is this strange things you're saying to our ears!?? 1 Like |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Udoka89: 1:44pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
And you begin to wonder why a lot of ladies out there are still single 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by OTRebirth: 2:10pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
midehi2: Lolz. . . Are you planning to get married to a weakling or dumass niccur? Like Husband: *touches wife a$$ in bed * Wife: *slaps husband and say * can't you take permission from me before touching my thing anyhow Husband: Sorry honey *with a dumb smile* |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Dagaya(m): 2:22pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
You must be a fool... To stop my mom from coming over? To stop me from watching man utd matches To stop me from all that jargon u posted up der, just to see my reaction to know if am marriageable?? I repeat again..you must be a fool. All these kind of stupid rules are what make many ladies still single today. Lemme repeat it again, one last time... You must be a fool 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by CeeJay9ja(m): 2:29pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Our parents were not given procedures. This generation is dumb |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by PrickGetSize(m): 2:32pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Joke of the century. Even your fellow spinsters would curse you for this advice. |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by eitsei(m): 2:52pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
This OP and those who believe in this post are on a long thing |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by enniewest(f): 3:18pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Lol Really funny article |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by enniewest(f): 3:20pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Dagaya:Am sure you did not call joro olumofin a fool when he posted that ridiculous, annoying and crazy article |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by ednut1(m): 3:38pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
story, woman cos of money ,societal, age and peer pressure marry the most useless men and pray God will make things well . 1 Like |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Greedgod: 3:43pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
ednut1:bros ur reasoning dy sweet my oesophagus; i for like hangout with u |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by ednut1(m): 3:48pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Greedgod:i for like hangout if u be babe |
Re: Dear Spinsters In Naija if he doesn't Pass These Tests, Don't Marry Him by Greedgod: 3:57pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
ednut1:lol, pussy no dy belleful you? Lol, babes no dy gree hangout with dudes - dudes dy find gurl to hangout with. LOL na wa |
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