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Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by KennyG6(m): 2:35am On Dec 22, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

Preach on sister. Im tired of these Nugors, its either "she's too black/not white/too thin/ fat/long thing sister/cheap hoodrat/gold-digger/independent/too nice/not nice/can cook/cant cook/older/younger/different tribe/different religion etc. I don tire.
come go back to bed, grin grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 2:35am On Dec 22, 2009
Don't worry baby you gon' like me.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Nobody: 2:36am On Dec 22, 2009
Kenny_G:

come go back to bed,  grin grin grin
Werrin do u, u know say I dey speak the truth grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by TOPE20001(f): 2:36am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

I like skinny men sha wink

ewwwww tongue
I like average built guys sha kiss

Kenny_G:

grin grin all your shenanigans, shame i cant reveal any at the moment, smiley

Lolz grin cheesy
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by platinumnk(f): 2:38am On Dec 22, 2009
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue


dont know why i felt like saying that grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by chika98: 2:39am On Dec 22, 2009
platinumnk:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

Na tit.s persin go chop? grin

See as una attack me. I want a man who has a small body jare. Rumor has it that they have the best package. Smallish but mighty!
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by KennyG6(m): 2:40am On Dec 22, 2009
platinumnk:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
so na u dey give me sleepless nights ehn?, i do catch u 2day!!!  grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by KennyG6(m): 2:41am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

Na bosom.s persin go chop? grin

See as una attack me. I want a man who has a small body jare. Rumor has it that they have the best package. Smallish but mighty!
its nice to know that there are still people out there who appreciate the LITTLE SMALLTHINGS in life, cheesy
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by TOPE20001(f): 2:42am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

Na bosom.s persin go chop? grin

See as una attack me. I want a man who has a small body jare. Rumor has it that they have the best package. Smallish but mighty!

NA LIE JARE
Tall - big package cheesy
Small - small package cheesy
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by chika98: 2:44am On Dec 22, 2009
TOPE2000!:

NA LIE JARE
Tall - big package cheesy
Small - small package cheesy

LIE LIE! Don't believe the hype. Some smallish guys out there have things that would make you run. I don tell you oo!
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by platinumnk(f): 2:44am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

Na bosom.s persin go chop? grin

See as una attack me. I want a man who has a small body jare. Rumor has it that they have the best package. Smallish but mighty!

yes na my bosoms keep him well fed  tongue tongue tongue
i heard small body /big package thing . .  but damm i dont want my asssets breaking the poor guy tongue tongue tongue tongue



thick chiks RULZ cheesy cheesy cheesy

give me a flat tummy and ass boobs anyday like tope2000
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by TOPE20001(f): 2:46am On Dec 22, 2009
platinumnk:

give me a flat tummy and backside bosoms anyday like tope2000

U dey craze, my backside n bosoms have got nothing on ya grin cheesy
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by platinumnk(f): 2:46am On Dec 22, 2009
Kenny_G:

so na u dey give me sleepless nights ehn?, i do catch u 2day!!!  grin
runnnningggggggggggggg grin grin grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by chika98: 2:46am On Dec 22, 2009
Kenny_G:

its nice to know that there are still people out there who appreciate the  LITTLE SMALLTHINGS  in life,  cheesy

Last time I see your photo; you no kon small oh! How you go kon agree with me nah?
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by KennyG6(m): 2:47am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

LIE LIE! Don't believe the hype. Some smallish guys out there have things that would make you run. I don tell you oo!
depends on wetin dey make them run, is it cos its a big package or its an "insignificant FIGURE"?
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by TOPE20001(f): 2:47am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

LIE LIE! Don't believe the hype. Some smallish guys out there have things that would make you run. I don tell you oo!

well i am yet to find one undecided cheesy
not really into small guys anyhoo cheesy
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by KennyG6(m): 2:48am On Dec 22, 2009
platinumnk:

runnnningggggggggggggg grin grin grin grin
THOU CAN RUNNETH, BUT YE CAN NEVER HIDETH
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by platinumnk(f): 2:49am On Dec 22, 2009
TOPE2000!:

U dey craze, my backside n bosoms have got nothing on ya grin cheesy

NA LIE hahahaha cheesy
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by KennyG6(m): 2:49am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

Last time I see your photo; you no kon small oh! How you go kon agree with me nah?
R U SURE?   grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by chika98: 2:51am On Dec 22, 2009
TOPE2000!:

well i am yet to find one undecided cheesy
not really into small guys anyhoo cheesy

A lot of people have tired and now they are hooked grin lipsrsealed
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by TOPE20001(f): 2:51am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

A lot of people have tired and now they are hooked grin lipsrsealed

and now u r hooked too, no? grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by chika98: 2:52am On Dec 22, 2009
TOPE2000!:

and now u r hooked too, no? grin grin

Mba grin I still dey find my "smallish" man wink
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by KennyG6(m): 2:53am On Dec 22, 2009
chika obviously likes 'em small, good thing she is letting this out at night when the "Anaconda" Brigade on NL do go sleep
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by TOPE20001(f): 2:55am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

Mba grin I still dey find my "smallish" man wink

lol, may u find him cheesy
lemme stick to me tall guys grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by platinumnk(f): 2:56am On Dec 22, 2009
Kenny_G:

chika obviously likes 'em small, good thing she is letting this out at night when the "Anaconda" Brigade on NL do go sleep


grin grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by chika98: 2:56am On Dec 22, 2009
Kenny_G:

chika obviously likes 'em small, good thing she is letting this out at night when the "Anaconda" Brigade on NL do go sleep

LOL na so. Anaconda ko?

TOPE2000!:

lol, may u find him cheesy
lemme stick to me tall guys grin

AMIN! Tall and smallish at the end of the day isn't a good look at all grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by TOPE20001(f): 2:57am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

AMIN! Tall and smallish at the end of the day isn't a good look at all grin

I am yet to met one but wen i do i'l let u knw grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by KennyG6(m): 2:58am On Dec 22, 2009
chika98:

LOL na so. Anaconda ko?

AMIN! Tall and smallish at the end of the day isn't a good look at all grin
lol
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Sauron1: 2:59am On Dec 22, 2009
xynerise:

The big and beautiful lady in NL am sorry to generalize this but you fat ladies are too uncomfortable for my liking. I pray to God that I will never marry a fat lady. I am a faithful guy and can never cheat on my gal but I told her to keep fit and slim cos if she gets fat I will definately cheat on her. I always tell my friends that on the day of my wedding I will carry my wife like a child but how can my dream come true if she is fat? They are too dull in bed, too lazy and you can not do some certain styles of sexx with them. grin. Seriously I always tell my gal to do the sit ups and jog always. Cos when I start acting funny she will remember what I told her. I can even date them let alone marry them. They sweet a lot. 

PRICELESS!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Vicboya(m): 3:19am On Dec 22, 2009
1 mans meat anoda mans poison.I prefer d plump ladies ladies.I cant date a slim lady.4 me big is butifu.D only prob i hav bin facin is dat i cant seem 2 find a lady who is plump,godfearin & dnt believ in pre marital sex.If u are let be frnds text me on 08098733403 or 07060658136.Evry1 has a partner,it might tak time 2 locate urselves.Believ in God & believ in urself.[color=#990000][/color]
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Sauron1: 3:23am On Dec 22, 2009
Vicboya:

1 mans meat anoda mans poison.I prefer d plump ladies ladies.I cant date a slim lady.4 me big is butifu.D only prob i hav bin facin is dat i cant seem 2 find a lady who is plump,godfearin & dnt believ in pre marital sex.If u are let be frnds text me on 08098733403 or 07060658136.Evry1 has a partner,it might tak time 2 locate urselves.Believ in God & believ in urself.[color=#990000][/color]

Jesus Wept!!!
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by KennyG6(m): 3:27am On Dec 22, 2009
Vicboya:

1 mans meat anoda mans poison.I prefer d plump ladies ladies.I cant date a slim lady.4 me big is butifu.D only prob i hav bin facin is dat i cant seem 2 find a lady who is plump,godfearin & dnt believ in pre marital sex.If u are let be frnds text me on 08098733403 or 07060658136.Evry1 has a partner,it might tak time 2 locate urselves.Believ in God & believ in urself.[color=#990000][/color]
seek and ye shall find

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