Vegetable soup all the way.

infact .... eating veggies causes me to purge till i feel my intestine .. they say veggies are healthy but i avoid it even in soups . small veggies in soups n i am in trouble

The truth is.... He wasn't really into you. Maybe he wanted to shack you and go. The poop actually saved you. No man should leave a girl because of poop. But wait, are you sure you are not lieing again? Are you sure it wasn't beans that you ate?

efo riro have been affecting since the death of christ

u can cook up story for # Africa
funny though

Trust me, Odunlade Adekola will produce this movie next week. Can anybody bet with me?

chai! d guy get mind oooo. i can't be able to face someone's poo let alone packin it. if i were d guy, i wil just tel u to pack it urself

But has anybody bothered to ask who cooked the vegetable soup..... Lol

Nice one

Ehya sorry
But I couldn't stop laughing.

Hmmmmmm!

hahahahah, I guess the vegetable had much pepper.

Chai

BaesDiary:
There was this hot looking guy I had eyes for in my area. He buys recharge card from my mom every evening, on his way back from work. He came to patronize as usual, and I was so happy when he started talking to me...

Your poop defied gravity because its relative density was less than one. Next time, find a stick or any object to break the poop into smaller particles then flush. This will solve the problem.

Graphic story

Story that touch

People here re of the assertion the guy acted immature but I doubt that..

Packing the poo of a gal who is yet my gal fwend is a rapid turn off, infact u ve killed everything called emotion.

I also posh after eating Veg soup, what could be the cause ?

You can lie for Africa o

your mistake was not being honest that you wanted to poo, I guess sh1t literally does happen sometime

The fuvkboy left because of ordinary poo.

Nicely written fiction

Nne don't come here and blame my favourite dish joor. What is it sef?

Check the water used in cooking the meal.

Besides, vegetable soup wey dey make person purge sotey she come embarrass herself, dat wan na vegetable soup?

Hmm... only love will make a guy pick a bae's poo , n clean it up



You wan form say u no sabi shiit, meanwhile na girls shiit dey bad pass. E dey smell jargonz .

After dem don chop apple n take yoghurt , 10 min later she take akpuu with banga soup plus assorted meats called orisirisi. She come drink Fayrouz on top. After 5 min, she don dey take ice cream with plantain chips .

Women ehnnn and dem sabi chop mendemende.

BaesDiary:
There was this hot looking guy I had eyes for in my area. He buys recharge card from my mom every evening, on his way back from work. He came to patronize as usual, and I was so happy when he started talking to me. He asked if that was my mom's shop and all that. Initially, I pretended I wasn't really into him, but later, I had to let my guard down.

So, he asked if I would accompany him to a friend's wedding, trust me I did not hesitate to say yes. On this fateful day, he came to pick me at home. We headed out to his friend's place to pick him, so we would all go to the reception from there.

While he drove, he gisted me about his crazy colleagues who collect  phone numbers from random girls in the banking hall, and they end up not calling them because of their busy work schedules and all that. He told me of how this particular girl came to the bank to harass his colleague for standing her up on their first date. Suddenly, from no where, my stomach started rumbling. I thought it wasn't serious until gas built up in my system. I had to adjust my bumbum, a bit to a side, and prayed that the fart would not make noise, neither should it smell. The fart cooperated , it came gently, and the moving wind quickly nullified the smell.


Seconds later, my stomach rumbled again, and I felt like visiting the toilet. Beads of sweat already formed on my forehead, as I was really feeling pressed. I was no longer enjoying the conversation. My laughter was quickly replaced by a plastic smile. He noticed and asked if I was fine. I told him all was all good. I asked if we were close to his friend's house. Luckily for me, we got there five minutes later.

By that time, the poo was already at the tip of my anus. Immediately we got to his friend's place, I asked if i could use the toilet. His friend asked if i wanted to pee or poo. I told him I wanted to pee and he showed me the rest room. I entered and released all the stored poo. After this, I felt comfortable. Then, I flushed the toilet, but my poo decided not to go down. That was the day I knew poop can defy gravity. The more I try to flush, the more the poo rose up. At a point, the poo from the WC begin to spill. I was like 'kuku kill me now'.

Emmy came to knock and asked if I was fine. I was ashamed and dumbfounded. There was no rag or any piece of clothing in sight in the toilet to clean up the mess. And by that time, the poo had really spilled all over. I opened the toilet door, as Emmy won't stop knocking. His friend came around when he noticed the incessant knocking from him. I wished the ground opened up. His friend saw this and did not take it lightly.

"But girl, I asked you if you wanted to pee or poo, and you said you wanted to pee," he said. "The toilet is not good for poop. The plumber is coming to fix it tomorrow. We have been using our neighbor's flat since last week."

I was too ashamed to talk. See fine girl with all the fine dress and perfect make up embarrassed like this. Emmy and his friend got to work, see them packing my poo. We had to cancel going for the wedding reception. He drove me to my parents house in silence.

Not only did we not get to be in a relationship, but my mom also suffered for my incident, as he stopped buying recharge cards from her. It wasn't his fault, I  blame the evil vegetable soup I ate the previous night.


Source: http://www.baesdiary.com.ng/2017/04/heres-how-plate-of-vegetable-soup-can.html#more

picture of poo or.....

be bold to tell us u drank fake Jedi

pepper Dem

Shey dat was how I was travelling frm Abj to Enugu!
And d yé-yé poo decide show face inside bus!!!
I sat in front fa!!
With d a-c and all, see sweat na!!!
And pot hole d bus passes thru!! E wee jez b like eet is dropping!!