you are gud

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
yo mama’s like a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on!
Yo' Mama's So Fat she showers at a car wash

Yo' Mama's so Ugly her own shadow is afraid of her
Yo' Mama's so Ugly yo' father put the bathroom mirror inside the medicine cabinet
Yo' Mama's so Ugly she's a living example of why some animals eat their young

Yo' Mama's so Short she looks up to EVERYONE
Yo' Mama's so Short she goes swimming in a bottle cap

Yo' Mama's so Stupid she went to a mind reader and didn't pay a dime

Yo momma is sooo fat that her doctor told her that she won't be able to hear cause she got too much fat around her ears.
   
    Yo momma is soooo ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter from a condom factory.
 
  Yo momma is sooo ugly that her mama got morning sickness after she was born.

  Yo momma is soo ugly that the pimple on her mouth mistook her lips and the crack on her ass.

yo mommas so ugly yo papa took her to mtv's love-vendor my ride, love-vendor my bride

LOL._{Rolling on d floor laffn}

yo mama's so ugly her shadow is scared of her

Yo Momma is jst fart of herself

lol iam tired of laughin, my ribs r killin me

Yo Momma is so fat dt a whole tank cnt take her excess fat.

ur momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car

ur momma is so fat, she wore heels and she struck oil

yo mama's so stupid, she was in a lift and the operator said "the lift is not going up yet" and she asked, "then where is it going?"

hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha a a a a a hahahaha

buuhahahahahaha buuuhehehehe

my cheeks r killin me now

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor said she still had 50 years to live.!!!!

Yo mommas fat is full of dirt.

very awful
what type of human being you are, that you don't have respect for your own mother

hahahaha i think its funny

k.cee:

very awful
what type of human being you are, that you don't have respect for your own mother

Try watching d show Yo Momma

lmao

hahahaha

yo momas so dum she has to wear a helmet wen takin swimming lessons
yo momas so shallow minded she cant drown an up side down fly

oooooooh lol hahahaha *eh eh my ribs o!*

lmao

yo mama is so ugly that i ended up fuckin ur dad instead
yo mama is so dump that when i asked her the time, she said the time is now

yo mama is so ugly that she wears mask all over her body

yo mummy is so ugly she wraps herself up like a mummy

cnt stop laughing

Yo Momma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch(chair)

Yo Momma employed a carpenter to build her bra to avoid her overflowing boobs from falling.