ikp120:
I noticed that. Really funny mehn LWKM

Yeaaaah...some men eehn have NO originality...they thought all (f) monikers here have a kondolodo on their forehead

SorftWerk:
1. IN THE SHOWER OR BATHTUB: 82%
Wanna try? Take turns lathering each other up and teasing yourselves into a frenzy before going all the way. Have two, warm fluffy towels handy — or one big one that you can wrap yourselves in — to keep the comfy after-sex buzz going.

2. IN A CAR: 80%
Wanna try? People often think the backseat is best for car sex. But there's not much leg room. Recline the passenger seat instead and try a girl-on-top position. (I love this one)

3. IN YOUR CHILDHOOD BEDROOM: 65%
Wanna try? If your parents are in the next room, keep quiet with a sex position that is still ultra-pleasurable but won't shake the headboards. Try Soft Rock or Wow-Him Powwow, in which you are gently rocking instead of thrusting.

4. IN THE POOL OR A BODY OF WATER: 54%
Wanna try? Ironically, water sex can actually dry up your natural lubrication. Use a silicone-based lube (which is waterproof) and then try out Cosmo's Aqua Kama Sutra positions, like Tawdry Tube.

5. IN THE WOODS: 49%
Wanna try? Your two biggest risks are bugs and poison ivy. To fend off bugs, spray yourself with insect repellent beforehand…just not on your neck, breasts, or anywhere else your man may kiss or lick. As for poison ivy, remember: If there are leaves of three, let it be.

6. ON THE KITCHEN TABLE: 48%
Wanna try? That spatula isn't just for flippin' burgers. Swat your guy's ass with it to make this romp even more playful.

7. AT A PARK: 42%
Wanna try? I'll leave you to your own devices for this one. Just be courteous and wipe down the swing when you're done!

8. IN A TENT: 37%
Wanna try? Since you're screened in and the tent walls may be flimsy, I suggest you keep your sex positions simple. Try Saucy Spoons or Backup Boogie.

9. IN YOUR PARENTS' BEDROOM: 34%
Wanna try? Ladies, Ask your guy ahead of time to refrain from any phrases like "Who's your daddy?" That's just too close to home for this setting.

10. IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM: 29%
Wanna try? I recommend sitting on the washer instead of the dryer. When the spin cycle starts, let loose with your guy.

Have fun guys..

Someone once told me inside an open grave midnight

Lionessza:




Someone once told me inside an open grave midnight

that person didn't mean well...

Lionessza:




Someone once told me inside an open grave midnight

That's just creepy. WTH. I'm surprised the cinema is not mentioned

QueenSuccubus:



1. ROOFTOP wasn't there

2. VERANDA wasn't there too

3. AT THE BACK DOOR wasn't there either

4. PUBLIC TOILET as well

MODIFIED:
MOVIE THEATER ?

Abeeeg, where did u get the survey

Interesting

Sex On Nairaland Tho!!!











Would Love To Have That

QueenSuccubus:




Yeaaaah...some men eehn have NO originality...they thought all (f) monikers here have a kondolodo on their forehead

Weytin b kondolodo again ooo

KennyID17:


Weytin b kondolodo again ooo

Hahahhaaha....i dunno too..u tell me..u speak pidgin jare...

Lionessza:




Interesting

Hahahhaah...im juz telling the OP where's d weird places he can fvck & not these places he enumerated

QueenSuccubus:






Hahahhaaha....i dunno too..u tell me..u speak pidgin jare...

2words can b gotten from that one word. One is kondo and d other is olodo.

Kondo is used to describe large and monstrous sticks, while olodo refers to a dullard.

So now u tell me, what does ur kondolodo mean?

ZarZar:


That's just creepy. WTH. I'm surprised the cinema is not mentioned

Hahahaha i know , apparently the fear of possibly being buried alive got them going . Weird girl she is hence I stopped being related to her she scared me . Ja hey at the darkest corner

SorftWerk:
that person didn't mean well...

She actually did

KennyID17:


2words can b gotten from that one word. One is kondo and d other is olodo.

Kondo is used to describe large and monstrous sticks, while olodo refers to a dullard.

So now u tell me, what does ur kondolodo mean?

Hahahahhahahahaa...i made up tat one...juz like NUNU

Thar cud be a dullard monstrous chocolatey d*** ?

Lionessza:



Hahahaha i know , apparently the fear of possibly being buried alive got them going . Weird girl she is hence I stopped being related to her she scared me . Ja hey at the darkest corner

Like, I like odd things & all, but that would just freak me out. I'd think the guy must be psycho lol. But people's freak flags fly in different directions, I suppose.

Purrs @ dark corners of the cinema. Yee haw!

QueenSuccubus:




Hahahahhahahahaa...i made up tat one...juz like NUNU

Thar cud be a dullard monstrous chocolatey d*** ?

D nunu I know is/was a brand of powdered milk. Weytin ya own nunu mean ooo

QueenSuccubus:






Hahahhaah...im juz telling the OP where's d weird places he can fvck & not these places he enumerated

Lol I see.


What about small spaces with little room to move like wardrobe? Pantry? Etc lollll

QueenSuccubus:



1. ROOFTOP wasn't there

2. VERANDA wasn't there too

3. AT THE BACK DOOR wasn't there either

4. PUBLIC TOILET as well

MODIFIED:
MOVIE THEATER ?

Abeeeg, where did u get the survey

Lemme add
On d stairs
In d dark Conner after carnival

ZarZar:


Like, I like odd things & all, but that would just freak me out. I'd think the guy must be psycho lol. But people's freak flags fly in different directions, I suppose.

Purrs @ dark corners of the cinema. Yee haw!

Hahahaha yeah I'd be worried the whole time losing focus . .thinking what he buries me what if he buries me loll. Hahaha yup that's the beauty of it all.



don't start going to Menlyn with that mindset cus two got arrested for it a few weeks back loll

KennyID17:


D nunu I know is/was a brand of powdered milk. Weytin ya own nunu mean ooo

Hahhahahah...who told u NUNU is a powered milk?

Its a phat Pun@ni sha... same with HU_HA ..

Lionessza:



She actually did

so u tried out sex at the morgue?

How many resounding earth-shaken slaps did u and the guy get?

SorftWerk:
so u tried out sex at the morgue?

How many resounding earth-shaken slaps did u and the guy get?

Hahahaha wasn't me . I wouldn't know that wasn't there

QueenSuccubus:




Hahhahahah...who told u NUNU is a powered milk?

Its a phat Pun@ni sha... same with HU_HA ..

Wow

Am learning new words everyday, keep 'em coming

KennyID17:


Wow

Am learning new words everyday, keep 'em coming

Ok...i guess i will need a professional fee for every new word i will teach u...

U know, there's no free in this world ooo...still im waiting for tat airtel card since yesteryears

So u can call me to comfam ?

Lionessza:




Hahahaha yeah I'd be worried the whole time losing focus . .thinking what he buries me what if he buries me loll. Hahaha yup that's the beauty of it all.



don't start going to Menlyn with that mindset cus two got arrested for it a few weeks back loll

LMAO. Really? For having sex?

QueenSuccubus:






Ok...i guess i will need a professional fee for every new word i will teach u...

U know, there's no free in this world ooo...still im waiting for tat airtel card since yesteryears

So u can call me to comfam ?

I already sent d 5k card Nao, along with them medium sized chocolatey popsicles, d courier service didn't tell me it was gonna take 365 business days to get to u

Pls exercise patience my loff

Wow, just remembered back in high school (talk about the mother of desecrations)....I had sex in Our principals office....
My bae and I were helping out in arranging the office, principal left us to go chat with other staffs...
Na so I start rough play with her, somehow, one thing led to another and I was viciously hitting my genitals against her ass....
Funniest aspect is when we constantly peep to check any intrusions....hahahah
Laitan, I swear if you're on nairaland and you're reading this pls forgive me....

KennyID17:


I already sent d 5k card Nao, along with them medium sized chocolatey popsicles, d courier service didn't tell me it was gonna take 365 business days to get to u

Pls exercise patience my loff

Nawa....Werris lefulefu?

I need to tell him sumtin very urgent

QueenSuccubus:






Nawa....Werris lefulefu?

I need to tell him sumtin very urgent

Tell me

I shall relay ya message to him

KennyID17:


Tell me

I shall relay ya message to him

Hahaahah...this mata is very confidential sha lefulefu if u read this..plz send me airtel first , 5k only then call me to comfam


I need to talk to u on whataspp

QueenSuccubus:






Hahaahah...this mata is very confidential sha lefulefu if read this..plz send me airtel first , 5k only then call me to comfam


I need to talk to u on whataspp

Lionessza:



Hahahaha wasn't me . I wouldn't know that wasn't there

lets try it out babe... Together, Plssss?

KennyID17:

Now u dey cry?


I begged u many times lemme slide it on yo DM but u playing hard to get


Hahaahhahaa....