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Women are always first ladies.

Men are rulers and leaders, very intelligent.

oh spare me that!

Women are always looking glamourous.

Eh eh! Ok Men always look kinky.

Women can wear men's cloths without looking odd, rather sexy. But men will wear women cloths and be classified as gay.

what can i say? hot-angel is really smart and greatpeter is a great companion to you.

women never make the first move, men always do so the probability of meeting your match is so low and when you eventually do, you just wonder why life is so crazy and you love it !!

A woman is a WOMB MAN. In other words, o man with a womb.

uhh?

Women can get whatever they want.

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one

uhhh.. loma is back.. yay!

Men are like loma, they don't know what they are talking about.

WOMEN ARE LIKE HOT-ANGEL-She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together

Men are like loma: He doesn't know that walking while your earing are banging together is sexy.

You see women always talk and think about sex

SEXY? WHEN HER BRAIN IS SO NARROW THE EARRINGS ON BOTH EARS TOUCH?
Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

Women are like toys you drop them somewhere after playing with thaem.

Men are too fool of them-selves.

A woman is like a pack of cards ...

... You need a heart to love her

... A diamond to marry her

... A club to smash her head in

... And a spade to bury the bitch

As foolish as they are they still fool women who claim that they are all Mrs Wisdom.

men are pathetic, they use stupid pick-up lines like : Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Women are like the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

Women are like computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one

men only think about sex when they see a woman.

loma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women are like horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after

Women are like radio tune them they will start speaking without feedback.

Women are like parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

Men are confused. Very, very confused. They have no clue about their societal role

Women are like fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection.

Women are like blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced

Men are like Kleenex/tissue paper,
soft, strong and disposable.

Women always play a second fiddle.