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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nina4u(f): 8:48am On May 04, 2017
Martin124:
it beautiful sha,but eh is this tin not painful
hahaha no.. Just during healing process its a bit sore
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 8:50am On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
hahaha no.. Just during healing process its a bit sore
hmmm u try sha,
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nina4u(f): 8:51am On May 04, 2017
Martin124:
Nina u dey try sha,so xup na how life dey go?
hahahaha I dey try sha... I so wanna come to naija but its a crazy plaze.. Last year in Lagos alone they had 51 kidnappings.. Not to talk about all other un civilised behavior by militarry.. Police and jungle justice.. Cult killings and rapes.. Seriously I'm bit scared or I be going long time ago
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 8:56am On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
hahahaha I dey try sha... I so wanna come to naija but its a crazy plaze.. Last year in Lagos alone they had 51 kidnappings.. Not to talk about all other un civilised behavior by militarry.. Police and jungle justice.. Cult killings and rapes.. Seriously I'm bit scared or I be going long time ago
hahahaha fear fear woman,one thin is for sure if you come try to live a simple life,if u live big u puting yourself in danger,as far u a foreigner even nigerian abroad not all sha most of them when dey return dey try as possible to live a simple life,that it,,,all this crimes are everywhere is just that in nigeria it much but the simple way to protect yourself is try to be simple

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 8:57am On May 04, 2017
When you go to Rome u behave like the roman's so when in nigeria you behave like nigerian's
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nina4u(f): 9:07am On May 04, 2017
Martin124:
hahahaha fear fear woman,one thin is for sure if you come try to live a simple life,if u live big u puting yourself in danger,as far u a foreigner even nigerian abroad not all sha most of them when dey return dey try as possible to live a simple life,that it,,,all this crimes are everywhere is just that in nigeria it much but the simple way to protect yourself is try to be simple
yes oo and have a plan b and c
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 9:35am On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
yes oo and have a plan b and c
yes na
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 11:49am On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
u want me to change my pics to what? Lol this one getting old huh.. I dey hear u


Excuse me, are u really white? Or d pics is not urs? sad

If it is, have u been initiated into d pidgin frat? angry angryIt is a punishable offense to use pidgin as a foreigner till u join pidgin gang.
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Marioplus(m): 2:28pm On May 04, 2017
MASTURBATION IS SIN
EVERYBODY DOES NOT MASTURBATE
I DO NOT MASTURBATE
I HAVE NEVER MASTURBATED IN MY LIFE
FROM THE DAY I WAS BORN TILL TODAY
ALL THOSE YOUR HYPOTHESIS OF 98% MASTURBATE AND 2% ARE LYING IS FROM THE HEART OF THE DEVIL!
MASTURBATION IS A CONSCIOUS SQUEEZING OR FUNDLING OF SEXUAL GENITALS TO SATISFY YOUR SEXUAL APPETITE AS I ALREADY DETAILED ABOVE
MASTURBATION IS DIFFERENT FROM HORMONAL RELEASE OF SPERM AND SEXUAL AROUSAL FROM DREAMS CALLED WET-DREAMS OR OTHER NAMES IN WOMEN.
I HAD WET-DREAMS WITHIN AGE 16-25 YEARS
FROM 25 YEARS OF AGE I STARTED LEAVING A LIFE OF PRAYER AND FASTING ON DAILY BASES TILL DATE
I HAVE NEVER HAD WET DREAMS TILL DATE
I STILL HAVE MY ERECTIONS AS A NORMAL YOUNG MAN WHEN I WAKE UP TILL DATE
I AM CURRENTLY 31 YEARS THIS AUG.2017
MASTURBATION DOES NOT HELP REDUCE PROSTATE CANCER IN MEN
I HAVE CATHOLIC PRIESTS WHO ARE 109 YEARS AND THEY TESTIFY TILL DATE OF NOT MASTURBATING OR EVER HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ANY MAN OR WOMAN YET THEY HAVE NO PROSTATE ISSUES.
THE PROSTATE GLAND IS LOCATED IN BETWEEN THE WASTE BONES THUS SHRINKS OR GETS BAD IF YOU EITHER
DO NOT ENGAGE IN NORMAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE TO KEEP YOUR WASTE BONE ACTIVE
OR ENGAGE IN REGULAR WASTE EXERCISE "WALK", "RUNNING", "FOOTBALL" OR ANY OTHER RELATED WASTE EXERCISE TILL YOUR DEATH
HENCE IT IS MUCH SEEN IN ELDERLY MEN WHO ARE NOT ACTIVE SEXUALLY OR EXERCISE-ORIENTED.
HOWEVER EXCESSIVE ACTION ON THE PROSTATE GLAND WHICH RELEASES SPERM ESPECIALLY "MASTURBATION" OVER-WORKS THIS GLAND AND CALCIFIES {MAKES IT TO BLOCK UP LIKE CEMENT-MIXTURE HENCE MAKING YOU FEEL PAIN DURING URINATION, RELEASE OF SPERM OR STOOLING/POOPING RELEASE UNWANTED WASTE PRODUCTS FROM YOUR BUTTOCKS} ESPECIALLY IN MEN.
THEN THE PROSTATE GLAND STAYS NORMAL "DOES NOT SHRINK OR CALCIFY"
HENCE IF YOU ENGAGE IN REGULAR EXERCISE
YOU WILL HAVE NO ISSUE WITH PROSTATE WITH OR WITHOUT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
MASTURBATION IS NOT AN OPTION AT ALL
MASTURBATION IS EVIL
INVITE JESUS CHRIST INTO YOUR LIFE.
HE WILL DELIVER YOU FROM THIS DEMONIC SPIRIT.
ONCE YOU MASTURBATE YOU FEED DEMONS OF DARKNESS WITH YOUR SPERM HENCE THEY WILL ALWAYS INFLUENCE YOU TO DO MORE IN ORDER TO FEED THEM AND THEY WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE ANY GOOD RESULT IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE APART FROM FEEDING THEM WITH YOUR SPERM.
YOU WILL ALWAYS MEET DISAPPOINTMENT IN LIFE
BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS SURROUNDED WITH DEMONS OF DARKNESS WHO YOU FEED WITH YOUR BLOOD {SPERM}
"THE ANGEL OF THE LORD IS SURROUNDED AROUND THOSE WHO FEAR HIM AND DELIVERS THEM {GRANTS THEM SUCCESS}" (PSALM 34:7)
THIS BIBLE PASSAGE ABOVE BECOMES THE OPPOSITE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO FEED DEMONS WITH THEIR SPERM EVEN THOSE INVOLVED IN ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL IMMORALITY.
MAY THE HOLY SPIRIT BREAK YOU AWAY FROM MASTURBATION AND EVERY SPIRIT OF SEXUAL IMMORALITY IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME. AMEN.
ASK YOUR PASTOR OR PRIEST TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PRAY IN TONGUES REGULARLY IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR HEART THUS YOU WILL MAKE FASTER PROGRESS IN BREAKING AWAY FROM THIS DEMONIC.

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nina4u(f): 4:42pm On May 04, 2017
BennieWang:



Excuse me, are u really white? Or d pics is not urs? sad

If it is, have u been initiated into d pidgin frat? angry angryIt is a punishable offense to use pidgin as a foreigner till u join pidgin gang.
for wetin na? Yes oo.. I dey oyibo sha..
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nina4u(f): 4:51pm On May 04, 2017
Marioplus:
MASTURBATION IS SIN
EVERYBODY DOES NOT MASTURBATE
I DO NOT MASTURBATE
I HAVE NEVER MASTURBATED IN MY LIFE
There is not one verse of the Bible that condemns self-stimulation. There is not one that insinuates such a condemnation. Yet, day after day, we hear preachers condemn masturbation as a sin. Their arguments?
There is the argument that sex was created for mutual pleasure: Yes; I agree. Sex was. But masturbation is not sex. It is sexual, and many other things are sexual, but it is not sexual intercourse in itself. Sex is for mutual benefits; masturbation is for personal benefits. Two different things... Almost everybody masturbates, including those people who tell you that it is sinful, dirty, and a bad habit (yes; the hypocrisy is filthy). Most people start masturbating from their teens. Remember wet dreams when you first hit your teens? Usually that’s where it starts. A wet dream is a natural procedure by the body. No; it has nothing to do with witches and wizards or spiritual husbands and wives.... Masturbation is a normal part of the growing child’s exploration of his or her body and continues for the rest of the lives of most people. If you masturbate, you are not an oddity. Actually, its those who claim not to masturbate that are the oddities...

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 5:03pm On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
There is not one verse of the Bible that condemns self-stimulation. There is not one that insinuates such a condemnation. Yet, day after day, we hear preachers condemn masturbation as a sin. Their arguments?
There is the argument that sex was created for mutual pleasure: Yes; I agree. Sex was. But masturbation is not sex. It is sexual, and many other things are sexual, but it is not sexual intercourse in itself. Sex is for mutual benefits; masturbation is for personal benefits. Two different things... Almost everybody masturbates, including those people who tell you that it is sinful, dirty, and a bad habit (yes; the hypocrisy is filthy). Most people start masturbating from their teens. Remember wet dreams when you first hit your teens? Usually that’s where it starts. A wet dream is a natural procedure by the body. No; it has nothing to do with witches and wizards or spiritual husbands and wives.... Masturbation is a normal part of the growing child’s exploration of his or her body and continues for the rest of the lives of most people. If you masturbate, you are not an oddity. Actually, its those who claim not to masturbate that are the oddities...
hmmmm Nina
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nina4u(f): 5:13pm On May 04, 2017
Martin124:
hmmmm Nina
yes dear?
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by SirMichael1: 5:16pm On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
There is not one verse of the Bible that condemns self-stimulation. There is not one that insinuates such a condemnation. Yet, day after day, we hear preachers condemn masturbation as a sin. Their arguments?
There is the argument that sex was created for mutual pleasure: Yes; I agree. Sex was. But masturbation is not sex. It is sexual, and many other things are sexual, but it is not sexual intercourse in itself. Sex is for mutual benefits; masturbation is for personal benefits. Two different things... Almost everybody masturbates, including those people who tell you that it is sinful, dirty, and a bad habit (yes; the hypocrisy is filthy). Most people start masturbating from their teens. Remember wet dreams when you first hit your teens? Usually that’s where it starts. A wet dream is a natural procedure by the body. No; it has nothing to do with witches and wizards or spiritual husbands and wives.... Masturbation is a normal part of the growing child’s exploration of his or her body and continues for the rest of the lives of most people. If you masturbate, you are not an oddity. Actually, its those who claim not to masturbate that are the oddities...

Gosh! you're so misguided. What you perceive to be right and has no biblical backup is totally wrong.

Masturbation is an abuse of ones genitals/private part. Your sexual part was created for a purpose. It was created for sex not masturbation and in your previous post, you wrote how sex and masturbation are two different things.

What happens to 'your body is the temple of God'? When you abuse your sexual organ (body), you're directly destroying God's temple. You say 98% percent of people admit to masturbate while the renaming 2% are lying. Well, I'm 21 years old, still a virgin, never masturbated. So your statistics are so wrong (or whoever made it)

Do you copy?

BTW, your tats too is not biblical and I can prove that but not today.

Love the fact that you know pidgin, it really makes you look cool but not your dp. Its scary! Lol

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nina4u(f): 5:26pm On May 04, 2017
SirMichael1:


Gosh! you're so misguided. What you perceive to be right and has no biblical backup is totally wrong.

BTW, your tats too is not biblical and I can prove that but not today.
Sex is God’s invention. He is the mastermind behind it—and His creation is worth far more to Him than it is to us. This beautiful expression of love was created out of His own heart.. When it comes to my tattoos.. Bring it on any day.. We can talk about the bible any time.. I got answers for you

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 7:12pm On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
yes dear?
u are right
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by SirMichael1: 9:51pm On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
Sex is God’s invention. He is the mastermind behind it—and His creation is worth far more to Him than it is to us. This beautiful expression of love was created out of His own heart.. When it comes to my tattoos.. Bring it on any day.. We can talk about the bible any time.. I got answers for you

Sex you say, not masturbation (Abuse of the body). God created sex for pleasure between married couples and also for reproduction. He didn't create those organs for self pleasure. Besides, all you wrote up there just proved my point. Masturbation is bad. Kills the spirit faster than it kills the body.

Get that right ma'am

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by SirMichael1: 9:55pm On May 04, 2017
Martin124:
u are right

You're just there agreeing to all the crap she's saying because she's your friend? or you don't wanna contradict her?

Rubbish! Tell her the truth already.

Stop behaving like a Nigerian mumu abeg. It annoys the whole fibre of my being.

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 11:08pm On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
for wetin na? Yes oo.. I dey oyibo sha..

U still dey type pidgin ehn shocked oyibo woman ha shocked shocked
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by rattlesnake(m): 11:15pm On May 04, 2017
it never stops

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by MakCoby(m): 11:16pm On May 04, 2017
continue Mastubating that's the quickest way to stop

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by favoured78(f): 11:20pm On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:

sweet heart ... an old joke observes that 98 percent of people masturbate--and the other 2 percent are lying.... How many of you have had dreams about sex and end up having an orgasm in your sleep? And how many of you have orgasms in your sleep on a regular basis?
Most people know that men start having wet dreams (nocturnal emissions) at puberty. Orgasms (or ejaculations) during sleep are a natural and common occurrence... For men, the terms wet dreams, nocturnal emissions, or spontaneous orgasms are all the same thing. Some men are woken up by their orgasm/ejaculation, while others wake up to find that they have already come and may not remember having had a sex dream...is that in your eyes the same as mastorbating? Sweety this is normal .. What I find very interesting and not often discussed, is that women also have sex dreams that may or may not end in orgasm. As with other aspects of sexual arousal, there may be no obvious, tangible signs (like ejaculation), but she may be woken up by a strong orgasm. In fact, some women report they can have stronger orgasms in their sleep compared to the orgasms they have when they are awake. Some women can even have multiple orgasms in their sleep. Because women usually don’t have ’emissions’ with their sex dreams, terms like nocturnal orgasms, spontaneous orgasms, and sleep-related orgasms are used to describe these instead....Have you ppl read biology ?? It is important to understand that sleep-related orgasms are a natural occurrence for both men and women that can start around the time of puberty. Some studies suggest that the occurrence of sleep-related orgasms may correspond to relative testosterone levels, both for men and women. Some cultures have been more open in talking about it than others. In fact, there is historical documentation of sleep-related orgasms for women dating back to ancient Greece about women having and enjoying sex dreams. (Gotta love the Greeks!) Despite it being such a common occurrence, it is not really taught in sex education classes, or by parents (especially not for girls). Consequently, many people develop bad feelings or guilt related to having sex dreams and sleep-related orgasms because they think they are not normal, or they are disturbed by the content of their dream.... The interesting part about sex dreams and sleep-related orgasms is that for many people, especially women, they can be more intense than what they experience in their sex life. This is because while you are asleep, there is less inhibition and less conscious restraint. Studies of brain scans have shown that there is actually a ‘turning off’ of certain areas in the brain that process outside information, motor activity, and emotion at the time of orgasm.... When it comes to mastorbation.. We all do it.. So if you cum in your sleep then >wetin u go do? <
In Africa know that a demon can give you a pleasurable sex o.....and dash you yeye spirit so don't always think it is enjoyment when having sex and orgasm at night is so so normal......make devil no use your head drink garri o

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Xkalaban(m): 11:21pm On May 04, 2017
AnthonioAlsaid:


Deceive not yourself

It shrinks your dick

Causes depression

Erectile dysfunction

Premature ejaculation

Body weakness




True

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by GeneralOjukwu: 11:21pm On May 04, 2017
You should apply to be inducted into the Vaseline Users Guild...kidding grin

1. Stop watching porn. Delete ALL your porn.

2. Get something doing...idle mind is the Devil's workshop.

3. Go to yourbrainonporn.com....it's full of resources for chronic masturbators.

Let me give you 1 last image of porn before you quit...no curse me ooo grin grin

Imagine you are sliding DEEP into her without a condom... and she's moaning softly wink

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by chloride6: 11:21pm On May 04, 2017
Get a girlfriend Bro.......

Who you get the real stuff, your desire for the fake would reduce. Trust me.

The truth about it is that you are flooded with hormones that are making you feel so Hot.

We will in a world where it is really easy to set ones hormones raging.

So much flesh everywhere, you open a page on the Internet, see boobs every where.

These things make you super Hot.


P. S

Stop watching porn too.

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by GeneralOjukwu: 11:21pm On May 04, 2017
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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Xkalaban(m): 11:22pm On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:

You are so lying and are very uneducated..

Nope. On the contrary he's very on point.
Re: Please Help On Masturbation by burkingx(f): 11:22pm On May 04, 2017
No please don't STOP !!! Just continue , Vasline Company needs the sales revenue grin grin grin

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by MeoClark(m): 11:23pm On May 04, 2017
Simply by praying and stop being alone. stop watching porn and think positively.

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 11:23pm On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
hahahaha I dey try sha... I so wanna come to naija but its a crazy plaze.. Last year in Lagos alone they had 51 kidnappings.. Not to talk about all other un civilised behavior by militarry.. Police and jungle justice.. Cult killings and rapes.. Seriously I'm bit scared or I be going long time ago

My brother got robbed by armed guys in new York, something that never happened to him in naija. If you wan show, you go show, stop making excuses.

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by kingofcamelot: 11:23pm On May 04, 2017
Nina4u:
for wetin na? Yes oo.. I dey oyibo sha..
Jesus
. a white person speaking pidgin..

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Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Nobody: 11:24pm On May 04, 2017
Xkalaban:


Nope. On the contrary he's very on point.

Wow! You are the reason why naija education system is fvcked.

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