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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by nwafeje: 10:46am On May 09, 2017
what happened after she showed u the videos? how did u leave her house?
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by AlphaStyles(m): 10:49am On May 09, 2017
CuddleMe:
I'm not a lesbian
but ur name say cuddleme
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Joe4real1988(m): 10:49am On May 09, 2017
SorftWerk:
u must be a learner, it's not new nah? Why u so confused? If you dig her, turn her on that couch and rip that cloths off, take her to the bathroom and wash her pussy well before sucking the shit outta her, then take her to the dinning table to Bleep the living daylight outta her pussy "with protection" till she squirts... But if you don't, tell her with a straight face, I ain't fucking you momma!


Simple!
Y need protection afta suckin her undecided undecided undecided.. .. Once u go down on a woman, 4get protection bro coz u ar already vulnerable 2 STDs

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 10:52am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!
Good morning or afternoon ma would have saved from this trap set by Lucifer agent. Since you want to avoid temptation, please flee to avoid stories.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Emekayoung(m): 10:56am On May 09, 2017
Give her wat she needs my frnd.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by arantess: 10:59am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
emmm oga chill. I didn't cos I just wanted to be brief and don't bore u guys. She didn't disclose her age in 2days, she disclosed it @ 2nd week of knowin each oda, and as for kids, she said she has a daugher of 21 in Madonna uni. And her husband is abroad.
Satisfied?
its not worth it bro, flee
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by AlphaStyles(m): 11:01am On May 09, 2017
CuddleMe:
I'm not a lesbian
but that ass for ur dp though na u get am?
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by fm4real2k6(m): 11:01am On May 09, 2017
ayo55:
I WONT ADVICE YOU TO RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE, BUT FLY FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE. Prophet wetin?
secure your future by flying far sir. If u still need your destiny, run very well. U even claim she is new in the area, do you know how many young guys she mite ve done same to in her previous location?
Save your destiny by FLYING.

One 5minutes enjoyment can ruin your life, you still have a long way to go in life Bro.

If there is any word more than fly, you need to do right now.

1 Thessalonians 5:22 : Flee from every kind of evil. http://biblehub.com/1_thessalonians/5-22.htm

A prophetess that is showing you porn, isn't that evil itself, even if its just for sexual gratification on her part, I can tell you she's already demon-controlled.

Remember, for every sexual intercourse you have, you shared part of you, destiny, characters, attitude et al.

If you used to be a calm person and you had sextual relationship with a violent/temperamental person, that seed will be deposited in you and its a matter of time, it will manifest. I'm actually speaking from personal and bitter experience here.

In her own case, she's even demon-personified, and that means you need to run far.

Perish that bleeping thought in you. Don't join someone that has sold her soul to the devil. Don't be a son of perdition.

Finally, read what Jesus Christ said personally here John 17, with emphasis on verse 12.

I pray, your eyes of understanding be opened in Jesus name, Amen!.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by maasoap(m): 11:05am On May 09, 2017
maklelemakukula:

Nd in d 'society of nowadays' the 26yr old kid is old enough to be her husband
So, while I agree with this your assertion. It also means that you didn't need to dispute the earlier assertion that she's old enough to be his mother.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Onyenna(m): 11:07am On May 09, 2017
agohmamuda:
I would have said u shld gold dig, but the part were u said "she comes to the barber shop to charge her phone too" means she aint got mulah. Dont roll with an average Milf, u will end up paying her Light bills for her.

Or maybe she actually went to that barbershop on a hunting expedition.....She's likely not to meet anyone if she's always @ home "charging".....
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 11:11am On May 09, 2017
Hotwinter:
OP, have you considered that the woman in question might be on nairaland? And your thread is actually on front page.

Well, like TSOM had brilliantly pointed out, you're not the moral lighthouse you're trying to project yourself as, 'cause I am confused as to what kind of "advice" a 26-year-old might need in a situation like this.

Then, again, this story of yours might be concocted. I refuse to believe that you're dumb enough not to consider the possibility of her being acquainted with nairaland (either as a guest or a member). Or you want her to see all this? I doubt it.
There's the possibility that she doesn't know that this forum exist and even if it does, anybody can claim this story. The exception is if she knows his username or log into his account
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by mikkyd(m): 11:12am On May 09, 2017
If your story is true please run for your life, she want to collect your Glory avoid see her if not she will hypnotism you. I rest my case.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by sunshineV(f): 11:16am On May 09, 2017
Asking nairalanders for help?


u want a 3some abi gang.bang
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by dechar(m): 11:22am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
no its not fabricated. It's true! I really need advice
you don chop her food you must chop her too
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by reaky(m): 11:22am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
hmm Yh. Bu it could b her means of trying to lure guyz. By pretendin to come and charge fone. Dats wah I feel
Your right bro
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by PrickGetSize(m): 11:24am On May 09, 2017
Johnsown1:


Ur size of ur mamba doesn't really matter but how u do it.
Yes, I agree, how you use it is the main koko. But size and stiffness matter first. Every girl loves a big black prick.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by drestoneokuta(m): 11:24am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!


Proverbs: 7. 6. At the window of my house I looked down through the lattice. 7. I saw among the simple, I noticed among the young men, a youth who had no sense. 8. He was going down the street near her corner, walking along in the direction of her house 9. at twilight, as the day was fading, as the dark of night set in. 10. Then out came a woman to meet him, dressed like a prostitute and with crafty intent. 11. (She is unruly and defiant, her feet never stay at home; 12. now in the street, now in the squares, at every corner she lurks.) 13. She took hold of him and kissed him and with a brazen face she said: 14. "Today I fulfilled my vows, and I have food from my fellowship offering at home. 15. So I came out to meet you; I looked for you and have found you! 16. I have covered my bed with colored linens from Egypt. 17. I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon. 18. Come, let's drink deeply of love till morning; let's enjoy ourselves with love! 19. My husband is not at home; he has gone on a long journey. 20. He took his purse filled with money and will not be home till full moon." 21. With persuasive words she led him astray; she seduced him with her smooth talk. 22. All at once he followed her like an ox going to the slaughter, like a deer stepping into a noose 23. till an arrow pierces his liver, like a bird darting into a snare, little knowing it will cost him his life. - Bible Offline

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by donhils: 11:25am On May 09, 2017
Ok let's see, you need advice whether or not to screw her abi? At 26, you're still asking this question. Ok.
Later come and ask us whether you should eat food or drink poison one day.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by doverulez(m): 11:28am On May 09, 2017
Op. If you reside in Lagos , pls send me her number. Here's mine 08161679408. I can handle them. Thanks
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by StevensJojo(f): 11:31am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!

Please dont listen to people encouraging you to sleep with her.They have no insight to life.
If she were an ordinary 41 year old i wouldn't care less but you said she claims to be a prophetess.You better run! RUN RUN RUN.Let the heels of your shoes behitting the back of your head as you run.Run o! Hmmm!
Prophetess that wants to smash a 26 year old can only mean one thing-she is diabolical. You know earth hath no fury than a woman scorned.Dont give her an opportunity for her to use your destiny to charge that her phone.
A word..

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by princesam10(m): 11:33am On May 09, 2017
na u sabi
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by sharpsharp: 11:36am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!

Have enough evidence like a recording, before you are arrested for defamation of character, where your dreads will lock properly behind bars.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Darkkarma: 11:43am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
she's damn 41! A 19yrs old daugher in UNI
And a prophetess.. I know, it sounds superstitious, but i thought about it to, don't let your schlong think for you.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Darkkarma: 11:44am On May 09, 2017
StevensJojo:


Please dont listen to people encouraging you to sleep with her.They have no insight to life.
If she were an ordinary 41 year old i wouldn't care less but you said she claims to be a prophetess.You better run! RUN RUN RUN.Let the heels of your shoes behitting the back of your head as you run.Run o! Hmmm!
Prophetess that wants to smash a 26 year old can only mean one thing-she is diabolical. You know earth hath no fury than a woman scorned.Dont give her an opportunity for her to use your destiny to charge that her phone.
A word..
praisekeyzz
Exactly what I mean.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by fpeter(f): 11:47am On May 09, 2017
smithsydny:
Op what's her fbk add lemme know if its same person in my list. I guess your in Lagos.. Op I no doubt you its a normal thing everywere. Lol


Badt guy!!!! you wan go chat up the woman abi? grin wink cheesy
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by xangerar: 11:54am On May 09, 2017
TSOM:
You conversed intimately frequently enough for her to reveal her true age (women do not reveal their true ages until they get really comfortable with you).

You made no mention of her relationship status and kids which supposedly means she's unattached.

You are likely a sexually-liberal person who's open with his sexuality; hence, you must have given her reasons to make a play at you with lower chances of rejection.

If you still need advice about an issue which is clear-cut then you're having second thoughts which means you aren't the moral lighthouse you're trying to project yourself as.
Gbagam! Who is this? I like you. The nail got it on the head!!!
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 11:57am On May 09, 2017
fpeter:



Badt guy!!!! you wan go chat up the woman abi? grin wink cheesy
lol funny enough i and op spoke and i told him not to try it..trust me.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 11:58am On May 09, 2017
fpeter:



Badt guy!!!! you wan go chat up the woman abi? grin wink cheesy
lol funny enough i and op spoke and i told him not to try it..trust me. Your a female ryt? Y dont we hook up. What u think?
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Elosi: 12:01pm On May 09, 2017
she is not that old naw!!
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by irrefragable: 12:01pm On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!
where is this happening? I mean what state?

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