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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Burna88(f): 11:23pm On May 08, 2017
pictures of thé barbee ,or cool u know d Rest-!
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Drixxx(m): 12:03am On May 09, 2017
She's new there......Please IiS she Sexy enough with a big/soft Ass? If yes I think u know d rest...
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by photoshoot(m): 12:08am On May 09, 2017
agohmamuda:
I would have said u shld gold dig, but the part were u said "she comes to the barber shop to charge her phone too" means she aint got mulah. Dont roll with an average Milf, u will end up paying her Light bills for her.


cool
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by photoshoot(m): 12:10am On May 09, 2017
RaggedyAnn:



Come again, you say what? Things are happening? Indeed. I just got chicken pie from The Promise that didn't have any chicken in it; only a pasty mess that tasted somewhat like Egusi soup. Sure, things are happening. What is this country turning into? Why must they put Egusi soup inside bread and call it chicken pie? But you couldn't careless about my Egusi soup pie, and yet we should be worried about your own problem.

I want to be a good citizen so I will worry about your problem for a bit. But, you see, you don't have one. You're twenty six (hardly a kid), ask yourself: do I want to Bleep this forty-one year old woman or not? If you decide that the answer is 'no', then tell her you're not interested and keep your distance. But if you decide that the answer is 'yes', then find out if she's married or if she's just a lonely middle aged woman in need of a stiff prick. Talk to her, find out her expectations, state your own, study her to see that she's not going to turn out to be a crazy obsessive cougar who will trouble your life. If you're good with everything proceed as you please.

I will point this out: I don't know what it means to admire a woman (one who isn't your mom) 'as a mother'. How do such thoughts go? Oh, what a good mother she would have made for me? Na you sabi that one. Good luck with your decision.


I hate you! grin

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by photoshoot(m): 12:13am On May 09, 2017
Raine80:
Forty one years is defined as elderly these days? You are old enough to decide which choices suit your life ,your beliefs and views. I don't believe you are as naive as you make out. A woman shows you that much interest but you still decided to go to her house and be fed by her and be a lone with her why? Prophetess or not she is a woman first and she she wants you so you either succumb or you make it clear that you are not interested but one thing you most definitely need to stop doing is playing innocent.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by DavidEsq(m): 12:40am On May 09, 2017
Wat advice do u need, exactly? To do or not to do? Really?

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by NemzySeries(m): 1:46am On May 09, 2017
i hope itz not d DEBORAH ELIJAH of the Canopy church in kubwa (ABJ) dat has relocated to ur street?

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 6:41am On May 09, 2017
Opakan2:


shey o gbadun?
I'm a sir
so Dear is for ladies only.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by kense88: 6:57am On May 09, 2017
TSOM:
You conversed intimately frequently enough for her to reveal her true age (women do not reveal their true ages until they get really comfortable with you).

You made no mention of her relationship status and kids which supposedly means she's unattached.

You are likely a sexually-liberal person who's open with his sexuality; hence, you must have given her reasons to make a play at you with lower chances of rejection.

If you still need advice about an issue which is clear-cut then you're having second thoughts which means you aren't the moral lighthouse you're trying to project yourself as.

My broda u sabi book well well. A lady will never make advances on you, if has the slightest of feeling you will turn her down. It's how you project your self

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Darkkarma: 8:35am On May 09, 2017
BiggyB242:
Ritualist stay clear bro
praisekeyzz
If this your story is true, you'd better consider this

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 8:47am On May 09, 2017
Darkkarma:

praisekeyzz
If this your story is true, you'd better consider this
she's damn 41! A 19yrs old daugher in UNI
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by AkupeMBANO(m): 9:04am On May 09, 2017
SorftWerk:
Ur story didn't finish Nigga! angry
haha I swear!

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by peter0071(m): 9:05am On May 09, 2017
oga... u must be a great welder ooo..cos u did a nice fabrication of sweet story

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by eternalcity(m): 9:05am On May 09, 2017
There is fire on the mountain and you are asking whether to run or not?

1 cor 6:18 FLEE SEXUAL IMMORALITY...

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by donkaz2(m): 9:06am On May 09, 2017
If u can't do what she want just stay away after all ur life is not online only if u just fix it
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by remiopash: 9:07am On May 09, 2017
Tell her that you dont date a woman of God and an elderly woman because of the consequences...Dont say it rudely .
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by profbabatunde: 9:07am On May 09, 2017
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by anitank(f): 9:08am On May 09, 2017
TSOM:
You conversed intimately frequently enough for her to reveal her true age (women do not reveal their true ages until they get really comfortable with you).

You made no mention of her relationship status and kids which supposedly means she's unattached.

You are likely a sexually-liberal person who's open with his sexuality; hence, you must have given her reasons to make a play at you with lower chances of rejection.

If you still need advice about an issue which is clear-cut then you're having second thoughts which means you aren't the moral lighthouse you're trying to project yourself as.
Bless you for the last paragraph

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by ylaa(f): 9:08am On May 09, 2017
At 26, u r practically an adult. Don't be naive. Stop all form of communication with her. Avoid her by all means. There is something in u she might have seen n is coming for it. Be wise n be prayerful. If she persist, inform your parents. May the good Lord keep u safe.




quote author=praisekeyzz post=56326977]Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice![/quote]

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Mavor: 9:09am On May 09, 2017
Have you not seen the love story of new French President Macron and his older wife? Don't you want to be future president Macron of Nigeria....or West Africa sef??!!! angry

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by simplygreat(m): 9:10am On May 09, 2017
Avoid her at all cost.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by ngwaba(m): 9:11am On May 09, 2017
Na your destiny she wan steal be that oooo. Better run for your life.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 9:11am On May 09, 2017
She is possessed and not a prophet's of God... She might be getting her power from marine kingdom and need your destiny to shine.. My brother do not listen to this people here.. Run for your life.. Your destiny is great

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by GeneralOjukwu: 9:12am On May 09, 2017
...then you woke from your masturbation fantasies. ...wink

I am amused at the guys writing epistles as advice for a fake story

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by sisisioge: 9:12am On May 09, 2017
Set her up...oust her in public. Clip her wings... Let her followers know she's a fork...ing looonie.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by larrybee2017(f): 9:12am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!
Was just wondering what kind of advice you need. If at 26 you don't know what "hell" means when you see one, then bro you need to go back to the beginning for real training. To think you need advice gan makes one wonder where our youth left their integrity. Person wey you go disgrace and told boldly never to contact you again,you dey here dey seek advice. To say she even call herself prophetess means she truly needs to be disgraced. Who knows how many sperm she take dey renew her ability to see vision. Suppose say you be my younger brother ehn na barracks cell you go spend Christmas and when you don get common sense I go make dem release you.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Yamprince(m): 9:13am On May 09, 2017
pictures or...........
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by robminds: 9:13am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!

Young man, your future is too bright to get yourself entangled in such an evil web. You are young, the future holds great things for you. Can you imagine what she maybe carrying just to steal something from you? especially most of these women who claim to be prophetesses that may put hands in one fetish thing or the other? it could be your health, your destiny, your greatness or even something more precious only for a pleasure that will last max 10 minutes and all through your life you may live with the regret? Dont even dare it. Do not say you were not warned. A Word they say is Enough for the Wise.
This site may help you: http://courtshipandmarriage.com

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by airminem(f): 9:13am On May 09, 2017
What is easy is common and what is common is cheap!! Play in the common field.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by jabojafa(m): 9:14am On May 09, 2017
what did Joseph did when Potipher's wife wantd him to lay with her? He picked race. The bible says flee ALL appearances of evil. So broda RUN from her and save ur life.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 9:14am On May 09, 2017
If she's fine and endowed then wat are u waiting for, she can b ur sugar mummy o....but if she's married then say NO...By the way the newly elected French president is 39, his wife is 65. You are there complaining. Ministers dem get money o. ..see Apostle Sule and Otobo

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 9:14am On May 09, 2017
Op, what's yhur full name?

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