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Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by SINZ: 10:25pm On May 13, 2017
IamZod:
If I hear. Lol. U were I dey learn from so. U na baba o.
I'm sure you have even more effective methods. grin

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Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by teekay213(m): 1:03am On May 14, 2017
kenonze:



Simple thing is what my heart beats for.
I don't need ur million Zimbabwe $
simple things like whatI will get them for you.
And I don't have Zimbabwe $ I have real $$$.
Baby I need someone like you to help me spend it.
Like I said am serious.
Let hook up to know am not joking.
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by iamxolomon(m): 1:44am On May 14, 2017
sleuthhound:
thank u later indeed! Mk amadioha roast all of una blokus wey dey give advice 4 here.
See wetin pesin papa do me wen i gree follow una yeye advice
back to sender.

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Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by BabaRamota1980: 2:18am On May 14, 2017
MrDickman:
Simple put, how do you get a girl that comes visiting laid. This one na man to man matter and I don't want premature kids here


My success rate in fucking a female visitor is just 20%. Many time dem no go just gree even if I try all the tricks men gives like sweet talking your way through, playing a romantic movie for her purposely that has a sex scene and stuff. Even with all these my scope, e no dey work. only on a few occasion. If na ashawo, no probs coz she knows what she came for but a normal girl, they too get strong head.

Now my people, which style una dey use ? Wetin be una scope ? That kind scope wey be say if you use, dem no born her well not to open leg. Abeg show your man the way.

grin grin
This ya assignment no go make jamb question lailai!


Anyway, the game plan is fore.play! A girl visiting me for first time is out of her elements, my place is strange to her so her mood will not be relaxed at all. If i expect different im deceiving myself.

In her mind she is hoping and praying that she would not fvck up and dissapoint me. She is also trying to act the modest side of her feminity and keep her emotions bottled up. So in reality she is experiencing conflict. So my best foot forward is to relax her mood.

Start by focusing and complimenting her hair, her beauty, her style, the pleasant colors on her dress...take time out to ask about her trip to the house. Was it easy finding?

Throw in a joke..."before google map my forefather consulted babalawo to ask Obatala for the way to my grandma house, the same babalawo also gave him the signpost to reach her honeypot". I dont need google to guide me to yours, ill just follow your scent, dear" grin

Engage her mind if she is the mentally active type that only get moist and creamy when conversation simulate her thoughts. Ask about her interests...use that to open a topic of discussion. Mentally active girls are very intellectually smart. Avoid any topic that puts you against her ideological interests. Again, ....the quickest way to get her bra and panties off is to be mentally superior and quick with the mind. Dont be boredom to her. If she pick up phone and call to tell her parents not to expect her home tonight you have done a hell of a job! Go ahead and pop the champagne....you have become her fantasy and she is ready to cream all over your d1ck

If she is the emotional kind share with her the pains and agonies you have been through lately and how you overcome the challenge and would like to help others succeed over their barriers. If she starts getting teary eyed cuddle her and caress her with comfort. Peck her eyelashes and whisper in her ears that you wish her to last forever in your arms. Your magic on her is the rub and your words...the friction work her body and the sound of emotional whispers work her soul and awaken her depths. Her passion will soon burst to the surface.

If she is the physical type be sensual with her. Brush your arm slightly against her...not hard and not rough...just sufficient contact to transfer static from your masculinity to her feminity. Brush your thigh against her legs ...dont press and hold but a slight swipe. Her sensory nerves will respond to you. If she was standing...allow enough closeness that her breasts can brush your elbow at will....dont lean in or grind elbow into her boobs. Dont be crude...show refinement but dont lapse either....keep the contacts going. If you were sitting appear lost in the conversation and rest your hand on hers....next do same to her thighs. If youve done these rituals correctly and this girl doesnt rape you before night is over call me a ba3tard.

If she is the life of the party type, the impulsive kind that is boisterous....play music, bring out the drinks, dance with her, get loose and be the joke...dont hold on to your senses with this girl. Her rule is act first and think later. Tell her the sways and gyrations is getting your blood to a boiling point and if she continues with those hip motions she will hypnotize your c0ck. Call it like that...dont say d1ck or banana or cucumber or any of that shytte...call it c0ck! grin. I bet you she will react to it...what you just did is confess to her that she has powerful charms and your manhood submits to her power. At this point she might challenge you and ask "what can you do sef" and simulataneously motion her hand to grope and feel you. If she continues to sway and gyrate after your warning...she wants to be your night nurse....put you into hypnotism and rescue you out of it. Dont let me down bossman! grin grin

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Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Rukkydelta(f): 7:08am On May 14, 2017
IamZod:

Lol. U go pay oo.
Nor b Awuff b dis.
Lol
How much?
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Rukkydelta(f): 7:09am On May 14, 2017
sleuthhound:

lol, TAaaaaah!
Girls&cucumber, 5&6
Is it your cumcubating? grin
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Rukkydelta(f): 7:15am On May 14, 2017
SINZ:


LOL, daddy's right. But even dad won't miss my hot porridge yam when there's smoked fish in it wink grin
Happy Sunday smiley
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Nobody: 7:35am On May 14, 2017
teekay213:
simple things like whatI will get them for you.
And I don't have Zimbabwe $ I have real $$$.
Baby I need someone like you to help me spend it.
Like I said am serious.
Let hook up to know am not joking.

COPY that buddy

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Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Paramount01(m): 7:45am On May 14, 2017
Kingsteve:


No wahala, but insist on buying red wine that is a bit sweet and with high volume of alcohol %.
Any volume from 10% and above is perfect.
Trust me...it works like a charm!
.recomend one for me
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by anonymousmayor(m): 8:30am On May 14, 2017
kenonze:
Just tell her what u want and be honest about it
hey was up....give me ur whtsapp num
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by anonymousmayor(m): 8:38am On May 14, 2017
kenonze:
Just tell her what u want and be honest about it
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Kingsley1000(m): 8:38am On May 14, 2017
Erums:




Bad guy.... No be lie shaa.... Wheres ur location?
I DEY UMUAHIA...those days for school,i dey bleep almost everyday,even babes that visits for the first time...just make ur room condusive and neat(remove all ur chairs leaving only foam),have generator if there is no light,laptop or tv(and cheap decoder gotv/startimes)put a very romantic movie and u're 80% done
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Kingsteve(m): 8:39am On May 14, 2017
Paramount01:
.recomend one for me

Bros, just go to any liquor store (wine store), and ask.
They will recommend very good ones for you...max N2k
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Nobody: 8:49am On May 14, 2017
kenonze:
Just tell her what u want and be honest about it
baby, there's something beautiful behind you. To be honest, i want u

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Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by etzKEVIN: 9:21am On May 14, 2017
Kingsteve:
Too many long stories just to Bleep a chick.
It's so easy as ABC...
First off...get her something to eat (if she's hungry), even if she's not hungry, get her some few things to nibble on.
Then the final piece of the jigsaw...offer her some red wine.

Red wine has always and will always make anyone Hot, no matter how disciplined the person is.
Make her drink at least one full glass of red wine, then watch her body language.
Gently put her in the mood by rubbing her inner thighs, and touching other sensitive parts...
Few minutes later she'll be begging you to suck her pvssy.










Thank me later...
grin
YOU NO KNOW SAY DE GALS DE READ DIS THREAD TOO
Y U GO DIVULGE DIS KIND SECRET
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Kingsley1000(m): 9:38am On May 14, 2017
etzKEVIN:
YOU NO KNOW SAY DE GALS DE READ DIS THREAD TOO
Y U GO DIVULGE DIS KIND SECRET
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by tspouse(m): 11:24am On May 14, 2017
Kingsteve:
Too many long stories just to Bleep a chick.
It's so easy as ABC...
First off...get her something to eat (if she's hungry), even if she's not hungry, get her some few things to nibble on.
Then the final piece of the jigsaw...offer her some red wine.

Red wine has always and will always make anyone Hot, no matter how disciplined the person is.
Make her drink at least one full glass of red wine, then watch her body language.
Gently put her in the mood by rubbing her inner thighs, and touching other sensitive parts...
Few minutes later she'll be begging you to suck her pvssy.










Thank me later...
grin
person wey dey drink regal before u think say red wine go affect am
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Sanemind(m): 11:41am On May 14, 2017
Safiaa:
Offer her something to drink or eat, make sure you make her satisfied first. A hungry or thirsty girl is not gonna do anything with you lool.

Then watch a movie. As the movie progresses, move close to her gradually. If shes moving away as you get closer, just forget about it. If she doesnt move, then you can move on to the next step lol.

When your skin is literally touching hers, just put your arm around her shoulder. Wait for a little, watch her reaction. She'll probably smile or something. Then wait for a few minutes then turn her head to yours and kiss her. From there you'll know that you're most likely gonna get the honey pot. Good luck grin grin
damn!! U be pro, l troway my weavon for you cheesy
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by vicmangs(m): 12:09pm On May 14, 2017
Officialkplus:
Play an horror movie and close all windows and Cotton.. cheesy grin grin thank me later..
Maybe the guy below me has a good advice
Hahaha can't stop laughing! Nawa o!
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Nobody: 12:50pm On May 14, 2017
kenonze:


COPY that buddy

Lolz. All this guys want to enter ur pants.... Can't stop laughing @ fuckboys

Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by fuckboys: 12:59pm On May 14, 2017
CokersClub:


Lolz. All this guys want to enter ur pants.... Can't stop laughing @ fuckboys
I wee slap you undecided
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Nobody: 1:05pm On May 14, 2017
fuckboys:
I wee slap you undecided
lolz. No vex ooo, nah Bleep boys . Don't really intend to mention u. Sorry.

Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Jay1F(m): 1:08pm On May 14, 2017
Gladiator1:
Insert a pornographic movie so u two could watch. The rest is history! Thank me later!!
The Pussy eater himself...!!!
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by eezeribe(m): 1:23pm On May 14, 2017
Kingsley1000:
Dont worry,'m being beguily and hypocritical lol,we're into this crime together...when i was in my yr1,i once promised one of my departmental gal that i have something very important/enticing for her(kinda a present)i told her aint gonna disclose til she come to my hostel,she was very excited.the day she eventually visited,i had no chair only big foam,so she had to sit on the foam.i went to my box,pretending to be holding something,told her to close her eyes,i used one hand to make sure her eyes are properly closed,i kissed her on the neck,then on the lips,she struggled but had to succumb as i intensified on the romance

You used one hand to cover her mouth and you raped her.stop lying.

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Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Babysho(m): 1:30pm On May 14, 2017
SINZ:
I used to do this back in the day. grin


WARNING: Do Not Try This If You're Not A Professional.


Step 1: Download a few bad-ass HD porn on your phone.

Step 2: Make sure to turn down the volume of your mobile video player.

Step 3: Make sure there's nothing else to kill boredom with.

Step 4: Deliberately open your gallery and hand the phone to her to keep herself company.

Step 5: Tell her you're going out to get small chops for you both, or fuel. Tell her you'll be gone for 20-30mins and she should feel at home.

Step 6: Go out and come back after 25mins and if she's still there...





Step 7: Thank me later.


Hahahahahhahahahahhaha SINZ!!!!!

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Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Babysho(m): 1:33pm On May 14, 2017
junnaiskye:
God that's horrible, is that how u get ur girls?

Hi
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by xclusiveguy4(m): 1:36pm On May 14, 2017
SINZ:
I used to do this back in the day. grin


WARNING: Do Not Try This If You're Not A Professional.


Step 1: Download a few bad-ass HD porn on your phone.

Step 2: Make sure to turn down the volume of your mobile video player.

Step 3: Make sure there's nothing else to kill boredom with.

Step 4: Deliberately open your gallery and hand the phone to her to keep herself company.

Step 5: Tell her you're going out to get small chops for you both, or fuel. Tell her you'll be gone for 20-30mins and she should feel at home.

Step 6: Go out and come back after 25mins and if she's still there...





Step 7: Thank me later.

lolzz

your name really says it all
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by SINZ: 1:48pm On May 14, 2017
xclusiveguy4:

lolzz
your name really says it all

LOL, Mr Sinner Man cool
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by SINZ: 1:48pm On May 14, 2017
Babysho:


Hahahahahhahahahahhaha SIN.Z!!!!!

grin Babysho!!!!!!!!!
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Kingsley1000(m): 2:16pm On May 14, 2017
eezeribe:


You used one hand to cover her mouth and you raped her.stop lying.
I CAN'T RAPE A WOMAN.THE SEX WAS CONSENTUAL,BUT SHE DIDNT EXPECT IT
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Gladiator1: 2:58pm On May 14, 2017
Jay1F:

The Pussy eater himself...!!!
Yes!!! There goes my brother
Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by hylyne(m): 4:23pm On May 14, 2017
SINZ:
I used to do this back in the day. grin


WARNING: Do Not Try This If You're Not A Professional.


Step 1: Download a few bad-ass HD porn on your phone.

Step 2: Make sure to turn down the volume of your mobile video player.

Step 3: Make sure there's nothing else to kill boredom with.

Step 4: Deliberately open your gallery and hand the phone to her to keep herself company.

Step 5: Tell her you're going out to get small chops for you both, or fuel. Tell her you'll be gone for 20-30mins and she should feel at home.

Step 6: Go out and come back after 25mins and if she's still there...





Step 7: Thank me later.

U r currently as guilty as before guy

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