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Reason why most parents will teach their children English at the expense of their native languages.

wonlasewonimi: Lol, it's obvious you haven't done it or you're doing it the wrong way. Odeshi e no dey enter from there.

Abi o, na under d hole dey, no be front.

xynerise: Does that mean she has only one pant?

The man forgot they can use razor to open the yansh pocket

Haven't you ever heard of "seal void if broken" before. Once there is a tear on her jean, she's assumed to have cheated and since she's afraid of the man, she will dare not try it.

Hehehehehehe.....yepaaaa! Mogbe oooo....just saw this thread. Never knew it was on FrontPage. What! I'm I seeing double? I have always joked with this concerning promiscuous ladies but never imagined someone could actually do it. If not for the pix, I wouldn't believe it. Hehehehehehe....Just too funny.

Boss13: Thanks to Keshi. I hear the match won't be broadcast live, that is sad.

I'm happy about it. Super eagles can give one high blood pressure sometimes.

“The football pitch that is the Eagles
would be playing Sunday’s match could best
be described as a grazing ground for
animals.

I hope say una no go use this as an excuse.

OP, remove 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10

royale442: GHANA vs EGYPT on my mind jhor...

Me too jare, dat match go tough mehn. Their president practically came to the training pitch to encourage them. I don't think any Nigerian president has ever done that. It's either they call or they send a Rep. Maybe it's because Nigeria is a bigger country to manage or this particular president is just a football enthusiast.

Jayses: I sense underating .

I sense positivity.

And as such, he said demand for cement would continue to increase due to
investment in energy supply, road, water,
housing and other infrastructure projects.

Chei! More money for dis boy called Dangote. I hope this won't lead to a further increase in cement price.

Besides, he explained that though ce-ment concrete road is 10 per cent more ex-
pensive to construct than asphalt but that
the lifespan of a road built with former is
longer than that of the latter.

Our poor drainage system and dirty habits of blocking drainages by throwing dirts in them will destroy these roads in no time. This is the major problem militating against the durability of asphalt roads although I'm not disputing cement won't make a better choice.

searay: I see the Eagles loosing. Mark my words

Who be dis? Ofe fori ko ina, abi? Like one fan tweeted, "Ethiopians know their pitch like the back of their palms, we know how to beat them like the back of our palms. Source-Channels sports tonight.

arewatech: Na style I take book space

I thought as much. Booking of space is now brining out new creativity. Una no use dot again because of e-attack wey go follow.

Dem want make Ethiopians fear na, make dem know say Nigeria mean business. For airport like dis ehn, dem go just count dey go like say the delegates no go finish from the plane as dem dey come down.

Scun: Many of them are fans, not just officials

I know. The FG deliberately sponsored this trip because the match is crucial to our qualification. Hence, my response to dominique above.

arewatech: How come I'm not invited

When I believe some National Assembly members would have stylishly dodged the IV for fear of crash, u dey vex say dem no invite u. Fear from recent crashes no catch u ni?

dominique: Na to misappropriate funds na im dey sabi. More than half of those delegates have no business being there.

I think they are to cheer the super eagles to victory.

Highest number of delegates so far.

when una go start ram fight, na dat one be my concern.

homesteady: She should have this properties! -
1) Long hair(at least shoulder length)
2) Tall
3) Average size( like genny)
4) Complexion - any colour
5) Beautiful skin devoid of pimples and scars!
6) Dimples

Dazzal!

Bossoms and yansh are conspicuously missing on your list. I hope it was not pretence-induced.

Aedes_muskeeto: SOME Slowpoke don spoilts this thread with there tribal B.S.

If there's one thing I hate about Nairaland, it's tribalism. An Igbo thread will be criticized by Yorubas, a Yoruba thread will be criticized by Igbos. Honestly, I don tire. We don correct them tire.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Can someone tell me what Jomiloju means?[/color]

Surprise, amaze, appreciate depending on the context. Like a trusted friend plotting to bring you down; you can say you are surprised/amazed at his conduct. Or when you are given a special gift; you can say you really appreciate this gift. I believe this last explanation is applicable to the boy's name. Seems his parents wanted to show their sincere appreciation to God for giving them that boy.

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The best way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

Baba suwe always comes to my mind anytime I see threads like this. Moyagbeti!

What a pity. Can somebody please tell this man that he doesn't stand a chance. It's between APGA and APC.

I'm already fantasizing how beautiful that road will look like after completion.

That poverty nefa bite well well.

When are they going to pray that the wrath of God visit any public officials who steak public funds? Prayer is good o buy I don't think Americans prayed before they conquered Osama. I can imagine Boko boys laughing at them.

They can't ban it. They know they are the cause of the existence of purewater in the first place and they are not ready to provide an alternative.

Ofcourse, you have to be in total control of your time before you can practice these everyday. Only super successful people have the time because they are not salary earners. How me wey enter around 11pm feeling tired go wake up for 4am dey do exercise when I should be preparing for work again. God abeg, change my level to a higher one.

More reason why we should take things easy in life. No one knows when that time will come. RIP lad.

That Turkur sef, is he not too old? African leaders go just wan die dia.