₦airaland Forum

“For you to fix the
world, you must fix Africa. For you
to fix Africa, you must fix Nigeria” .

switdil: Bros
Viagra works better

biafranqueen: Men and booties

blink182: it is a matter of perception. I know that's
one hot Bottom and not a poo box.

bknight: But what's with snakes and planes?

Imagine d panic it cld cause if it was seen crawling around mid air with feeble minded folks

Madawaki01: GOD bless u,every nlander is shoutin God knws wat wil happen if it's Nigeria,but i'm so sure dat no terrorist organisation cn withold d Nigerian Army for whole 2 Days,.it's nt just about equipments,but trainin and xperiences in such situations..THANK GOD I'M IN NIGERIA.

Emelcee: SHOCKER , I just heard from my land lady that deals on fish that a BOAT CAPSIZES AT ISHIET IN AKWA IBOM STATE KILLING MORE THAN 200 PEOPLE...that's a bad news in my state today... No link yet but am 100% sure that its true.

Ebig22: if i say i'm not fed up with nigeria then i'm decieving myself.
i'm just frustrated that i can kill someone now.many problems in mylife and in nigeria.feel like i can make a coup.but i cnt.feel like changing nigeria and i cant.all this situation is making me to ask questions,
if God is not in nigeria,i mean if he is in other countries.?i mean cant God make everyone equal? can God change nigeria?m i still gonna make it? cause m loosing the enthusiasm i had as a child.i had a dream but its not coming to pass.
i wish i can leave nigeria for a better place.i wish God can make me rule nigeria.i wish i had someone who can help with my dreams.boko haram and their trouble,pipeline vandalism,unemployment,ASUU strike,poor health,corruption,foolishness,lazy generation.nigeria is just cursed.
men am tired in olamides voice.Bleep nigeria and its leaders.i dont know why i am a nigerian.i just hate nigeria.
nairalanders i just need a ray of hope but i cant see it.nothing is coming like i dreamt.

maxwello.yg:
ROFLMAO
Naija nor dey dull at all.
Less than 3months into the strike and they have released a movie.
front page please.
I go try watch am paaaaa

prof1990: This jst shows Hw poor d movie industry is

I usually sell Toyota Camry, Toyota
Corolla and Toyota Highlander because the
demand for the vehicles is high.

flexshop: oga, the thread says flight 356 and not 354.

Sunny_bobo: Op this story doesn't add up. The plane lost an engine 30 minutes to Lagos and continued flying passing all other airports on the way to Lagos without making an emergency landing?

O boy, ur tori no add up at all at all.

azido: u dey show urself abi

hod898: Stop trying to sound learned when you are not. If I were ignorant, I wouldn't have anticipated what Amaechi's move will bring about. Don't you see that you're an archetype of a loquacious character whose disposition is inclined to sporadic inordinate hysteria towards people becos you shrink away from the solemn truth: you frivolously condone unfathomable height of unshrewd frantic oversight of the exigencies of national growth, you crooked quixotic disclaimer. What's agitating me about you is tenous but I'm pretty sure that you are some mundane jouster who herald apathy becos of your idiocy and sour grapes. This deluge of stuttering obduracy that you conceal with paranoia, under intensive scrutinization, gives credence to the fact that you are bereft of obscure bitter pills. You started this pillory because you failed to shut that your squalid mouth to hamper proper ideology. Next time if you don't know what to say then just bury your trivial bickering in the ground and not fester cum turbid yourself by vaunting nothing but despondent proclivities about your tempest pathetic desolation, you solitary sullied adherent of retrogression in Nigeria. Let the aura around you show telepathy and exhilaration. I guess you wrote that nonsensical vituperation extemporaneously.

jingoOAU: Anglican church in Nigeria is now a place where job seekers can easily get a job because almost all the rich people in Nigeria attends Anglican church irrespective of race and creed