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This is a dangerous punishment. And someone said some can do this for 10hrs? Na beans? When the blood in his body will start flowing to his head immediately. The feeling will be terrible.

It has improved in my area but still not satisfied.

I thought they said they don't kill kids. Useless people; I still have faith in the military. It took America a decade before they could get Osama.

Tim Patch admits that he is more interested in drawing women’s portraits.

So dat e can yansh dem wen hin finish d painting.

Prickasso, dat nickname fit am gan ni. I like the portrait of a bull riding on Bush on Wall street in the first pix.

homesteady: O linda! She is really chopping money!

Walahi, If I get pikin wey dey do amebo, I go support am. Who could ever think amebosim will be this lucrative?

But what we don't know is how many notes were in each packet given out? It could be less than 100 notes. Anyway, any amount considering the denomination will wow the guests.

What is he saying? All I see here is a man evoking pity. Na only u dey work like machine? Go inside Lagos go see as people dey work like say there's no tomorrow. Most people will leave their homes as early as 4am and won't come back till probably 9pm and it happens like this everyday. Abi u think say because u be celebrity, we go dey pity u? You better start doing what is good for yourself because you have control over your time. Shey you remember the first actor of Spartacus? No be him finish am o and this means that life will not come to an end because of the exit of one individual. But on a second thought, I fit create pity party for u if you give me 10% of your movie proceed sha.

ogeoflyf: Who b dis one.. see face

The eyes need alignment.

Petmayor: So, what happens to the nose when it rains? Running nose!

In future, most people here will only remember that there was a time doctors grew nose on a man's forehead but won't know the objective behind it.

ztob: but the orientation pf the nose is very bad. If he is bathing now, water go just dey pour directly into his nostrils, they no use their brain well for that at all. they suppose come call me make i design a workable architecture lol

zeanslim: GOSH...IMAGINE...how this man catarrh go be !!
how this man go take sneeze naa

onila:

e b like say, e better e no get nose at all

mr.ceo63:
Is he breathn frm there?

Saklekplus: Oyinbo,,,man made nose,its look like atiku nose,but why it was on head,why not beside natural nose

misterh: Abeg how he dey blow catarrh?

Ignatio: Only in China will you see this.
I thought the air passage should be facing down.

chegx: does he smells with dat artificial nose?

Akeem79: laugh wan kill me here oooo But why the doctor fix the nose upside down nao still laughing hahahaha ..,,

Idowuogbo: Wtf? So if he wan smell food, he go first land am 4 hin forehead? Omo, I go forget dat nose o! See as d guy resemble Star Wars character

All of una dey make me laugh; here's what you need to know;

godjohnson: All these nairalanders sef, una go dey comment like say una no read the story. The doctors are simply producing a new nose from the skin on his forehead after which it would be used as a replacement for the damaged nose.

@godjohnson, you made a good comment, u come use dat ya yeye centipede spoil am. What is the difference between quoting OP's post and dis one wey u do?

E be like say she don even carry dat her mouth go do deliverance. She no dey gree yarn dust dis days again.

sakaguchi: Boring thread***yAwNs*** who even brought this to front page uh?

Why wouldn't it be boring when you're still being fed by your parents.

duality: How many of you responding are presently millionaires.

It doesn't matter. They could have millionaire friends.

I guess we are all saying same thing in a different way. Make I join my own in a different way too; a rich man sees the glass half full while a poor man sees it half empty.

And after the whole process, they will announce that 1.5 millions candidates applied for the positions of 500 people. So where lies the fate of 1,499,500 who also applied. It would have been less painful if they are not asked to pay any charges because I know so many will beg or starve to pay that N1k.

If only his body could heal fast from bullet wounds, that means e don turn to wolverine be dat.

Wow! This is season of oral revolution. Access too don get dia own letter. Boys don dey enter wall, dia bodi no fit take am again

abuomaIV: How do they expect to get married when their male are volunteering themselves for suicide. They should tell their brothers to stop getting involved in suicide (boko haram) missions.

My brother, that's not even the problem o. The problem is that men in Zamfara State are now after 12 and 13 year old girls. The result now is that you will now have an increase in the number of unmarried adult women. No thanks to Yerima! Solution; instead of them whining, they should reduce procreation of female children. Once their is scarcity for these goons to select from, they will start looking the way of adult women. Am I talking somebody!

Only God knows where Ifeanyi, Tony and Henry are because we hardly hear of them.

Rolly83: Haaaaa!!!dis kind of death get as e bi..........I have noting to say!!!!

I suspect you are thinking maybe the mother conceived via spiritual means.

Philipsdael: Pity for his parent cos they loved him morethan words can say. [/b]

Why wouldn't they when he's the only child. RIP.

One aspect of the story that can't be framed up is the claim that skales mentioned her name in the song because the song can be listened to confirm. But if it is true, why should he mention her name for the wrong reason?

By the way, why is it taking the mods so long to load the FrontPage this morning? Are they on strike?

I have had similar experience with them too. Those guys are nuisance.

Why dem come pose like say cold dey catch dem.?

Secret_Dreams: Nawa o, if its not India, it has to be china, thank God extreme bizarre cases don't happen here.

Seems you didn't read the story or you didn't understand. The nose was deliberately grown on his forehead to be transplanted to the normal place later. They had to do this because of his lackadaisical attitude towards his nose

He actually left his
damaged nose unattended to after the
accident which led to the infection and
eventual deformity, leaving the surgeons
unable to repair it.

If you asked me, I would say bizarre if the nose grew on his forehead by itself.

Unbelievable! I pray our surgeons get to this level.

Dis girl no fine again. Seems her tattoo designer has promised to give her commission on every customer she brings hence the advertisement.

Management is made up of people with heart,

In other words, Access bank management are callous

Any result
driven organization is suppose to develop
her employees and retain them.

In other words, Access bank is not result-driven oriented. Chai! dis guy finish dis people. No wonder they sharperly sacked him. The truth is indeed bitter; I hope the sensible ones amongst them will look into these issues in future.

“He that is down fears no fall at all”.

Abi, wen una no sack me sef, wetin be d koko of my life?

OP, I know say no be who she be u wan know, na her yansh u wan talk about.