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op is it that pic you uploaded you are calling fat

What's with women and cuddling after sex na

when you be moaning "Baby faster"...you think it's generator that is powering us abi

Okay na...continuu

LastMumu:
You both have been masturbating for long, you are about turning blind.

And what brings yhu to such conclusion

temitope06:
Guess my phone's born again, the worst it displayed was black girls in their underwear. Nothing x-rated.

think our phones are brethren

He He He


that stylist nor get joy at all

maybe the babe Don run mouth tiya and cuss cuss the stylist when she dey fix the hair















but na wa o...see the babe Head na only she get that Head

must be ojukwu descendant

Me too i'm looking for Fellaini

mojirayo8:
Nw MTN as cancel midnight 25# browsing[url][/url]

shii got me too

FunkyMetahuman:
Nigerians and their suffering and smiling mentality


Are you just gonna let this useless government get away with this?

you that is here preaching...what are you doing about it

Abeg I don't know PDP, its APC that is giving me tough time now




Can INEC please just release the names of everyone that voted this Govt in....they need some serious bashing #RecessionIsChange

nice

Guy go find weed smoke...all ya worries go burn away and yhu go just dey kpansh her dey go



tramadol could still Bleep you up as it seems you nervous around her...what if yhu take TM and yhur mind still fails you.




plus chow banana and groundnut before the Match..Forget that viagra shii

knacking gone wrong

if you nor knack well you nor go see her again


been hearing so much bout these herbal drinks..even thought of giving it a try

but with this story I jus hia...Na to stick to power Horse...black bullet sure pass eh



Nor won go jail sake of say I won murder punna

that guy begging for his uncle to be deported though

Epic!!!

donjazet:
Go to addic7ed.com, all subtitles are there.

Thanks

my people talk say "wetin you never see..know say you never Waka reach there"

hmm.. speechless

pls can anyone help with a good subtitle app...Subloader seems not to be working

GdexFolami:
note this: if they aint very intelligent,they would be so dull.

Noted.

Oga lalasticlala so you want to start forming that you don't use glasses ba... "you tha use to see everything on Nairaland"





Oya come and push it let's find out peeps out there with funny stories...or that can relate

sisisioge:
Having to deal with a dent on your nose while thanking God your eyes are not shrunken after all these years.

Smiling and waving to someone trying to get your attention a few meters away when your glasses aren't on...it's a pretense, you couldn't see the person!

Epic

sure not to hit the pole in front

GdexFolami:
People with glasses are always intelligent..*smiles*

not all ooo

I know a girl who wears glasses 24/7...even in the exam hall to copy

14. Trying to lie on your side while watching TV















Cc: http://madailygist.com/14-problems-people-wear-glasses-can-relate-photos/

13. The doctor telling you that your eyes are not improving

12. Trying to fit 3D glasses on top of your spectacles when you go to the cinema

11. Fog forms on the lenses when you are drinking hot beverages

10. Some people asking to try on your glasses

9. People telling you to read something right after you’ve taken your glasses off, so you have to put them back on again for five seconds

8. Not remembering where you put them ….and the fact that you can’t see clearly without them even makes it more difficult to find them

7. Having to keep on  adjusting them all day

6. Not being able to see clearly when it rains. If only someone would invent specs with wipers like those on the windscreens of cars

5. When someone knocks you over and you are lucky enough for your glasses not to break, this is how you look

4. And the stress of getting new ones when they actually break