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So these boys na only to snap selfie for inside plane dem sabi

25 mins still no shot on goal... Na four court and choosing just fit these Nigeria players abeg

eh eh eh... See the way Sterling is forming Messi

hehehe abeg are these the same players that'll be facing Messi..Di Maria and Aguero

Abi Modric..Rakitic and Mandzukic

memski:
plz guys, is go TV showing the match?

Yeah on ss2 select

Ebirra:
UK dey form tough against Russia wey fit crush am if war comes

Don't say what you don't know

All these agbaya lecturers always passing female students like lighter...may karma knock on your doors

Even doctors smoke cigarette, so??

Maybe it's a good thing we never gelled

Dangote

ritualist

naso

Bubu I know say after the match na to carry cow come flex the small grass wey dey the field

Mikel obi : Chimo!! see head ..I wish coachila go get head drop dat shaky shaky Omeruo carry this guy put for defence. I swear this head fit paralyze dat yeye Messi wey nor dey let person rest for field with those him short short legs..na so so run person go dey run follow am

clap for yourself

I sha know say you too don thief small boiz jokes tire

oboi see hips

But ehm..let her stand straight so i can examine the merchandise well




Vaseline brethren food don done oo

Broda goan sing

waste of resources

25 robots
If only Rohr knew the ab0kis he's dealing with

Go for scabies treatment

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Dosinspector:
Am in anambra and recently my gotv is only getting 30 channels after scanning, I have rescanned it many times still the problem persists, I have even done rest, still the channels won't be complete, I only get 30 channels, I don't know if am the only one experiencing such, but please anyone with the solution should help me out

Your antenna is bad..

jazinogold:
OK

that's how our pastor raised a prayer point that God should destroy every Ramos that want to hinder our progress...omo see as church members start to fire prayer.

Then he raised another one that every enemy in our household shall be exposed like Karius before they cost us our glory




who did it better? LIKE for Ronaldo and Share for Bale

Bale prolly had the whole Liverpool team behind him..so yeah he's the real MVP

XML33:
Before I begin, let me tell you guys the set of people that will disagree with this thread and possibly even insult me.

- Moralistic morons who believe they understand the concept of right and wrong more than anyone else.

- Disney indoctrinated fools who have been brainwashed by the media into losing their masculinity

- Broke ass dudes who have no money, no exposure and no freedom to explore their world.

- Confused set of women who don't even understand themselves and what they want.

- Ugly ass girls who can't relate with what I'm saying cos they are hardly approached by anyone.

If you fall within these pathetic set of people, please politely leave my thread and busy yourself with whatever irrelevant thing you enjoy.

Guys, this might probably be the best advice you'll ever receive in your life - Stop wasting time on just one girl. It doesn't matter whether you are dating or whether you are not, don't invest all your time on just one girl. Always make sure you are seeing more than two girls at every given time, and if you know your way with women, try to fuçk them as well. This is because it would give you an abundance mentality. When you have an abundance mentality, you won't be bothered when women do things that would normally hurt a average guy into becoming emotional and fighting with her. You'd just laugh it off and dump her ass without any drama.

If you are dating a pretty girl, it doesn't matter if she is the most saint like person ever, she always has loads of options and probably fuçking someone else on the side or contemplating it. Forget what a woman says, even if she is the most honest person you'll ever meet, if she is attractive, the chances that she'll cheat on you is very high. So instead of wasting your time being paranoid about whether your girl is cheating on you, just be fucking other girls on the side. This way, even if she cheats, it won't faze you, you'll just dump her and continue your parole with other girls.

This advice also works to keep women more devoted and attracted to you due to how you relate with them. Men who have abundance mentality are always ready to walk away from a woman when she misbehaves because they know that they have other options. They don't have time to tolerate bullshit from a woman. When she misbehaves they just bounce. When a woman knows that you can leave her at any time, it will keep her on her toes and she'll always be willing to please you and it will also reduce the likelihood that she'll cheat on you.

Remember that as a man, your happiness is all that matters. So do things that will make you happy. Always have women on the side. Never invest all your time on a particular girl. A word is enough for the wise.

Happy to see that you finally scaled that stage.. now light a blunt and see life more gracefully!!! Bless!

NSITF and TrustFund... 2004 Obasanjo and Adams Oshiomole then Labour president embezzled poor nigerians money and sacked all NSITF staff just to cover their a$$....FG has never and will never care about the masses welfare!!!

noble4d:
It's obvious that your school didn't upload your name. You should hold on till next batch or report to your school.

Okay thanks, i think it's because i finished my clearance late. Though will i have to go submit another mobilization form again when its time for batch b, or the one i submitted before would reflect then?

Hello everyone, please i need your advise on this..I submitted my mobilization form on the 26th of March but wasn't mobilized for the present Batch, when i check on the NYSC portal it shows 'No record found. Contact your school for verification of the approved list'.....Please i wish to know if i'm to resubmit my mobilization form come next batch?

Hello everyone, please i need your advise on this..I submitted my mobilization form on the 26th of March but wasn't mobilized for the present Batch, when i check on the NYSC portal it shows 'No record found. Contact your school for verification of the approved list'.....Please i wish to know if i'm to resubmit my mobilization form come next batch?

Bros better get a new job before you get a stool as a gift

Hehe as them dey wash the plate, na so the food dey follow comot from your belle

babaolofin:
Conscience is open wound, only truth can heal it. This post has stepped on the open wound of some people. This can only be rubbish to those already in the yahoo plus or those contemplating it.

I know about this ritual long time ago when I was in Abuja. Over a decade ago, I lodged in an hotel at Abuja, I was very uncomfortable & cannot sleep, I tried to understand the suite environment, beside the bed close to wall on the ground, I saw a white handkhandkerchief used to rap an occult object. I drew the attention of one of the hotel staff. He came to pick it. He told me it must have been used to clean a lady's vagina. He said the person would come back for it as he is a regular customer of the hotel.

The hotel attendant told me some of these girls have used their virtues & men need to beware of them as it will have effect also on men sleeping with such girls.

Abuja the home of ritualists
Even the small boys that just joined are now building houses in Gwarimpa

Words for the wise; No diabolical person would come online to confess to you that they are evil.. A brother can only confide in his close paddy, its always been like that.

Its why most men till old still discuss their bed matters with close friends.

Believe what you must, but never dispute what others believe.

deeLima86:
Glo kè! Why not mtn or airtel? If na joke make you stop am op

Airtel...those ones they fight customers

The way that stewpid girl shouts "The airtel no you dialed is switched off" you go think say she just get miscarriage

mikejj:
3 and 5 sure.olosho no go like miss first hit

miss fire
Some of dem na for church dem go get customer