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Finally your dad asks you why you didn't go to church...
and you begin to start to explain

10. your dad's face when he sees you joining to watch home video later at night

9. when your mom starts asking who took rice from pot when she knew you were the only one at home oo

8. how your parents look at you

7. How you greet your parents when they return home

6. and as you are doing your own jejely in the house, Jehovah witness people will na start knocking on somebody's gate

5. and you run to the sitting room to watch tv not knowing Nepa has been watching you on 3D...

As you press the ON button, Nepa will na do you ntoorr

4. When the car finally zooms off

3. how you peep to check if everyone is outside and ready to leave

2. And you'll be like "Belle started turning me this mawrin ooo"

1. That Sunday morning abomination..when your mom catch you still in bed

yeyeboi:
I cast u

u cast us

hehe..who get fuel to take dey tow one at a time...For this Baba Era

it is wa ooo!!

flokii:
Useless Black mentality.. Why the whites are far ahead of us in everything
Rubbish

una can sabi vex for people chilling...go make ya own make yhu bury am inside ground

the bride and groom be like

yeyeboi:

yeye boi

her breast never still grow

is she recelebrating her 1yr birthday




old mama youngee.. Happy Birthday

yourba folks can fear

ah! ah!! Lassa fefa ejo o!!!

op you left out the greatest feature..


abeg if you never baf and you use iphone 7 camera snap...the picture go show say you don baf..rub cream and powder join.






iphone7 ke... abeg make I continuu my fasting and prayer

"Baba abeg touch Zuckerberg heart make he leave our whatsapp for us oo...."

op I don tiya to dey read same news everyday

Shey Fela be warn una

Water lightee food e house e (x2)

yepariparipa...

water nko.. e no dey
lite e nko.. e no dey
fuel e nko.. e no dey
rice e nko.. e too cost

Jediel1:
who u epp

dials 911..*one hater spotted*

go and marry why?

will her husband buy her a private jet..
abi nor be the same D him wan give her, she dey chop from greece to Turkey so




haters sha...you'll ba the girl hating is still looking for a boy that will buy her Tecno j5...Msthww

my niggaar on white..one power horse nor go do you oo..if you plan climb dat mountain..

better take alomo and bullet join

esuLAAROYE:
You dint mention the continuous eating of dinner by the gluttonic Mama Peace

and that too

nothing sweet reach when the owner of dat white toyota fought for d parking slot but lost... hehe




the ntoorrrr!! wey he go draw go looong

if I see am...I go let una know

ewo!! I get Land here..i been nor know oo











election holds or not...APC is not winning sh*t

you nor gimme food..you expect mah go vote for you

o gba dun

And this one too






















my Network just dey show himself today... Hehe

Actually This Land is for sale!!!

that kind marriage women nor dey like commot oo