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lie lie girls everywhere
eat her yonda good good and she'll forget ever uttering such nonsense
"love been single" wehdone

nigga be thinking "if only this bro knew what he's getting his self into"

Teewhydalegend:
Seeing a girl begging for money from guys.



It was so embarrassing!!

Lolz this just reminded me of such

that was how I was at the kiosk at my junction, 3 girls were sympathising with their male friend that lost his dad that same day
The next thing I heard was "come and buy us something na..we are hungry"

Chai! I just lost hope on girls

naijamakossa:
A guy masturbating without using Vaseline,if u no get money to fvck ashawo you no fit even buy common Vaseline,,,

bro u get mouth

Don't move on Let the hate motivate you to do great things







Heard the easiest way to money is one without ladies

everything oo I just feel i'm the perfect Human being

mine will always be taking pics in a bar just to show off the cheap beer u had

That shii pains me to the marrow

naijamakossa:
After high school you will realize say your high school girlfriend no be your mate

hahahha
I tell you bro
only boned the ones that didn't get admission with me that year

once they enter uni...levels change

because they are balanced
financially..emotionally..psychologically
And most importantly Bedically.. You can never know more than your elders

Goodlyhrt:
Thats my point how do I go game?

That my guy is natural...but u culd still learn

be a smooth talker...always know what your lady wants to hear at that moment. That's the key!!!




And when you get the chance don't screw up..
Ur first fück with a girl will always determine if you boring again...plus my guy u are broke..thats all u got to offer so put work to it

this one wee be forming Hard to get for one nigga

Hoes will always be hoes..they always think with their yonda

bro you don't need money for sex but to keep a r/shp
You need game for that

Op the merit sure ooo

That was how I followed one mama and do all nite session till 9am the next morning chai
For 3days my spinal cord and ribs were paining me


Shey If i did not test waters and na marry this kind mami...I will last 1 month

hmmm
Even those that don't know how to read will come here and be forming Einstein

My guy how best is this your friend
If he's your brother then no, don't succumb to ya evil twin

but if he's just ya friend and a badt guy at that..
better bore while the hole is still open...What if the roles were reversed


p.s such punnies comes once in a life time















I just can't trust my girls with any nigga even my bro's


Girls are never loyal 100%

I once had a gf who told me her dirty sexual fantasy was getting beaten up a lil during sex

and she loved a$$ spanking
she could orgaasm from it


















These hoes ain't normal

nice
The way I bone my face when boarding a taxi ehn

the driver would even be scared of me robbing him

kinda true


I always curve my lips to the left when giving a bahd guy smile

and also my left eyebrow is never staying down when taking a bahd guy pose or forming bah guy face

tha shii is frustrating damn!
you'll have to wash/change the bedsheet immediately sessions over

nice hustle












till tire rounds your neck...Don't ask for mercy then.

Bubu is a London citizen now

















But he's looking real frail...I pray breeze doesn't carry him one day

but Bros how we won take epp u with dis one nao
















This one weak me I swear

hmmm...seems we have plenty people on NL who can't pronounce "crocodile"

Ayam not understanding





Is he the person that killed the Last Shekau

Hmm

Young marriages never been my thing



I'm still young but old enough to know marriage requires not just love but understanding..perseverance..The grace of God...and all other gbatigbati



oh yes! and money

Till I garner all...No no no..i ain't stepping in

Not every venture ends in climax

Girls gist don't freak us again

Na money boiz dey find now
who girls epp

Lolz this one happened recently like 3weeks ago

I wanted to go charge my fone at a neighbours apartment...me and my friend

I went with my charger..left my fone in my room..My friend took his fone to charge and He doesn't even have a charger

we just got there handed the charger and fone to my neighbour...It was until the next morning I discovered I just donated my charger for someone else to use.


I almost cried

All hope is lost

Gave up on naija a long time ago
I just pray my plan of leaving this country immediately after my NYSC in 2years time bears fruit

I would have loved to stay and work for my Mother nation...but I am not guaranteed a good job with a good pay.

People I know in the Labour market are always complaining and wanting out

just some days ago I read a thread on the lamentations of Zenith bank staff...And you begin to wonder who is having it easy in this country.

Naija I hail thee

joseph1832:
Ma man! I listen to rock too, but not when I'm meditating.

I love listening to reggae, when I'm in that mood. Mystic Roots Pass The Marijuana and Peter Tosh's Legalise It does it all for me.

you could chill with Vybz kartels "Marie"

There's a song I woulda loved to share...but it's not possible on here

Katyusha:
Dont be an ignoramus. We will spread the good message . Take it or bounce out. Na your lung?

what's d point of living old when you gonna be begging for funds