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0taPiaPia:
I love this movie

"things gonna be different now Rango is in town...I want my shoe shinned in the morning...coffee hot...when you see me coming, step aside"

please share...

rusher14:
You too dull sef.
I see you carrying this course over.
Faili Faili

see who's talking...yhu that don't even know Wch question to start with

Jadeite:
I still can't understand why they discontinued it...Saddening...

eiya...low rating/viewers caused it

in Africa china's voice

"Broda if you kill your fellow man today...Ready for your own tomorrow"

oboy see chilling...


sha nor allow fire touch that ride ooo...cuz na dry Firewood I dey see so



















But Sai Baba why.....so wooden cars na part of the change you promise us

muller101:
the rattle snake may be some where waiting for rango.

hehehe
they cool now

"hmm one bullet...I tilt my hat from one Legend to another" remember??

she's beaurifu

but her make up on the first pic though
reminds me of Medusa's head in the movie Atlantis

MACMOUNTAIN:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

Your Time Starts Now!!!

still on no.1 (ii) and i'm already needing extra sheet...plus d time allotted is too small

think we need sherif Rango to come protect our hydration








First there's Earth tremor in Kaduna...and now this

huh

Me I like okro inside my ogbono soup

hmmm...I dunno oo...but I don't trust naija Pastors these days

there's always something fishy bout dem




kudos though...hope you keep up the good work

Ma we miss you

RIP

naija is now worse than you left it

A bag of rice now sells for #22,000

exchange rate is now 1$ = #425

1litre of petrol is now #145

Ma we have handed our country to a Man who seems not to know what he's doing...A man who promised us change but now is telling us to change ourselves before we see the real change



the only thing that is as yhu left it is our Police and Nepa...


sleep on Ma...for Naija is now a Living Hell

the only time that state is sweet is when you are reciting "State and capital"

kebbi birnin-kebbi





you sure say that state dey naija map so..








na wa oo....just realised I don't even know the correct spelling

dope

cool
but the guy lips too cast oo

oya owon boiz for creek make una go release una own video

yhu sure thatz wande cole?

your Mom does...

okay coming from me that will always pick my mom's side.

even if it kills me...I too love moms...

even if we are enemies and you post a picture of your mom on facebook...i'll still like the post..


what am I even saying..

Bro keep talking to your mom...tell her what you really want...if it's the right path..she'll surely see reason.

in this your case, her word should be Final.

Emu4life:
whr u dey stay?

currently in Benin

I just pray d Mad man...sorry now Sane man doesn't tell the pastor "oga oya siddon...na my turn to barb your hair"

My guy don't eat it oooo...Bring it to my shrine for cleansing













I regret not having any Muslim around me...na only fish I don eat today

MRBODMAS:
Sharap on this No. 7 u want thunder fire ur yansh? U piece me off. Though others really break my ribs with laughter but I don't take CR7 play.

hehehehehehe

gbaskiboy:
bro you well at all

those people too know how to come at the wrong time
they wee na start making somebody feel guilty

hehehe
Secondary school girls can siddon open leg for africa
then my biro is always falling

your papa die

but right now Obama don kill Osama
dry your tears all the 9/11 mamas






op Oct 1 is coming...dont forget to post pics too

so lalasticlala this my thread still dey wallow for back of door.. hian

Oya come move am go front page ooo...Today na sunday

Hope none of you dodged church today though

me I like make my woman dey knack me
cuz me I be mafia..i be calibans..u know
people know me I be ganstar
after I don dey on my codeine..refnol..542
my woman go dey kprro..dey kprro 4 my body
me I go dey mekpe..dey mekpe

Rashford is back again

Oya my people food don don oo..Make una come chop
Call who nor dey house too...say e dey happen Live