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Eiya...the poor child 'll be like "shey na me say make you nor sabi close leg when you siddon"








Don't know the age of the mother...buh my guess..she must be underage.

biz2get:
This 2015...??

Wetin happen...na this year bo@by's dey expire

In this kind of place sha...I'll prefer to do my prayers in my closet.














Mah hear say I commot for house say I dey go church...

Nor vex..na bo@by me be come look.

[quote author=NaNaYaaah post=29469726][/quote]Lol my advice..if you're to bleach...do it well..as in,it must be perfect.
Not the one your belly button,knees,elbows,ears and feet will be dark.

I even prefer when not too fair girls bleach than dudu turn white.

Then the world must be a very dark place for Nigeria to be 70th..

Lol..just made me remember a girl I once dated....first day I saw her unclad I screamed...




"O my God...save my soul...I've never seen a white man with a black nyansh!!"
















FICTION

Telling a girl you just started chatting with yesterday...'I think I'm falling in love'

With what...her display name or her status

Potential Gangster

RIP to the dead..

Op are you sure your IQ level is up to 1







abi NL be like pry 2 class for your eyes

Dem well so?




Who told them they are citizens?













These boko haram self...i wonder the kind weed they smoke....e be like na only sambisa em dey see am..


them go just smoke begin think nonsense

shekau: oya dangofubu bring that camera come video me..i wan wish Goodluck happy new year.

chorlay:
My private part

Who change this guy post to private part...ehn!!

Op why you dey ask...you wan branch malaysia






well i think my eyes.

@7. Both the asker and the askee are mad...how can you be asking a person sleeping questions... And how can someone asleep even answer...





infact op you self....

well sha mah nur talk.

Thought the G stood for guitar..

Op abeg dat no 3 is a lie e...

why would I shed tears for a lady when i'm not acting a nollywood movie..





Too proud to cry..

mesoade:
and this are homosapiens which belong to primate specie, spacienis bookerensis vanitatensis ,although some scientists are arguing that they are a specie formed from the mating of spiece australopithecus afarensis and homo neanaderthalensis,opinions are still divided . . .this set of people are known for using their computer gadgets to post meaningless things before the post gets to the Frontpage where thousands of people will see it,so that they can modify it to gain as many likes as possible

Chai! If only you know how that 'like' dey sweet ehn..

Abeg wey that boy wey dey sell land...

Come cut 50 by 100 for me..

MhizVee:
ahnahn,na ur teacher u sabi fal in luv wt

Lol..you nor hear say she get big bo@bs??




That lady always made me restless during her class...as I always imagined having a private lesson with her in the staff room...

And to make matters worse..she always wore belly belt,come tie am under her chest...lol..the thing go come pump out like egg wey wan hatch...

Yes I did...

With my Biology teacher..
















Mehn..that woman's bo@bs are to die for.

Go sleep with His mom.

1st half of the year
NOR BE TODAY NYANSH DEY BACK








2nd half of the year
FOWL NOR DEY LAY COOKED EGG.

Op i agree with you on number 6..i've dated many of 'em....very dull peeps....they only reason with their head inbtw their thighs.

Her account balanace

Eiya...do to all the peeps that aint photogenic..







as for me 1 click is enough..

I think this was someone else's 5 point agenda last 4 years..

If she promises to do all the work when we're in room 101...



if not....NO WAY!