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Hope omokiro likes my camphor scent..

All this big big nyansh self...diamond dey inside dem?

stingbreed:

Na you come be the real mumu..ode
Person curse you..you dey laff.






Oya laff for this my own.

Op what of red light




Cuz e be like na wetin Omokiro gimme yesterday be that.

Didn't cry sha..buh I think The impossible was close..

United agrees deal to sign Roberto Firmino this summer.

#sleeping...

When you have 3 things that will make a girl follow you home on a first date,wake me.

Shower ko..grower ni

@grower..I pity you when your odonlodonlo refuse to stand

Turn off; buy me girls aka indomie girls...

Ladies been having imaginary boyfriends since 2015BC

Where I come from we neither use water nor tissue papers...we use puci cats after shyting.















Btw I'm from kuvuki land.

Msthw..which kind mumu question be this...










#1 billion for buhari head ni too much..

















Na joke I dey oo.

YoshiMaster:
Would you rather be loved or respected? I choose respect.

Whenever I go without brushing my mouth for 1-2 weeks, I get that morefvking respect. People make way when I come through, no more lines at the bank, I simply say "hi" to each person on the Q and they let me go ahead.

Don't even talk bout the girls, they all "fall" for me at the slightest word that leaves my mouth.

I now have a super power. Gonna level up by not showering for 3weeks, then I shall be truly Unstoppable!

Chai I yaff laff tire..

Is that so

Msthw...wubish

if jonathan goes to that same uyo for campaign,na these same people abi na crowd you go see there

just give boys 1k each..stadium do full.












my advice.. Apc better go and start making ballot boxes

None ever tried it with me sha..

if they do..what more can i do..than smile












btw bAck then..i use to have a friend that even if you put a gun to his head..him nur go ever agree say na him do am
At times it'll just be the both of us in the room o..him go still strong face like who wan shît..

chai that guy funny sha...and him mess can smell! The thing dey always draw him leg out.







buh me sha,i dunno how to fart when i'm not alone..


Am i normal?

They fart..

Dont have one yet.





when i get to that stage,we go settle ourselves

Eya...keep up the good work.

Only when my phone battery's bad..no light..and i need to chat with one malaysia chick..

yes.

in j martins voice "I nor want dis your touching body...cuz you know say my mama nor like am".

This your list nor get head..

Besides are you the one buying the airtime..he is using to text you



So he stopped sending sms/call and you deleted his number abi...that you can't call him back.



All these mumu girls..(I'm talking to the mumu ones o)

Please don't insult my first lady...








I trust her not to get caught laundering money..

Of all places...na calendar una go put my rooney.