₦airaland Forum

RexTramadol1:
Lmao! U no piss for ashes



And greet pole?

That Ashes ehn, my grandma go call me after she don cook finish make I come use my piss off the light because it dey stop people from bed-wetting, Choi big boy like me then..
But bro, it be like say you get experience pass me o

RexTramadol1:
You sef be Atole bfr Kwa?

Yes o. I remembered you na, we be colleagues
Lol my own na fear fear cause am sha, then I can fear darkness ehn and I fit sleep inside water. At a time they even stopped me from playing, walking or doing any strenuous work o. I go piss n piss for day time but at night like this, I go just dream say I dey wiwi for toilet.
After I wiwi for bed finish, I go come wake up come dey vex with myself...I suffered gan o

RexTramadol1:
You sef be Atole bfr Kwa?

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hefelove:
I'm 21, a female and i still bedwet have done so many things to stop this but it seems all my effort are fruitless am tired of living my life like this.

I even cut down my intake of food and water,
I've used so many herbal treatment it seems all is not working please nairalanders I need your help is there anything you think i can do...this whole thing need to stop.
This as been going on since childhood

How often do you urinate during the day? Is there a frequency? Say like every 2hours..
You can use that to set an alarm for the night
Do you stay alone?

banjicom:
haha!! lols......

if you say so sha

Seriously I used to do the do before, but it just stopped. No medications, no night vigil, no eating of breakfast early... It just stopped.
I know it can be embarrassing but she'll soon stop.

This is good news

banjicom:
Lols the Op is 21yrs already, when will she outgrow it?
After she reach menopause abi?

She needs medical attention that is just the truth, it might be the case of a small bladder size or urinary tract infection.

See you o
me that I am talking from experience

You'll soon outgrow it

18 years Already!!! Just like yesterday

johnw47:
3dee

use lower case

Thanks bro

Can you explain the 8 months rent part?

I am looking for someone that can help with my school project. The person must have a strong knowledge of Matlab and of the Engineering background.
If you're interested, kindly send a PM. Thanks

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one on this planet that doesn't give a flying Fk about this show.
Those guys are talentless and jobless, if not none of them would be available for this show again.

How is he shocked? He only said 'election' not even with an exclamation mark (!) and you call that shock!

I'm even shocked to be shocked by this unshocking news.

Must people blog! Well, I no blame bloggers sha, na economy turn them to monitoring spirit wey dey monitor celebrities for what to post and food to eat.

uuzba:
British and Americans keep their old planes in their museums not your museums.

OK. Thanks

I'm sure the carcass is no where to be found. It would have been a good tourist edifice but what do I know..

babytoun:
Question : why is prayer no longer effective

Answer : Because it has moved from the closet to social media

Verily verily I say unto you, Not flesh nor blood revealed this secret to you!

Ezechinwa:
Add Tribalism too

Exactly! Until we stop attaching importance to these "things" we will keep wallowing at a spot

Religion and Ethnicity.. Our problems in Africa

Seriously I don't post on shits like this, but are SOME women this hungry!!

WTF is wrong with our ladies!

All these risks for #1M?

Hily77:
True talk am among those who lost a job

Same with me, my company shut down production. About 350+ staff lost their jobs. Not to mention contract staff, contractors, vendors, haulage truck drivers, security agents etc.
That's more than a thousand persons o.

I've been looking for an opportunity to learn swimming. Do you train adults too?

Explorers:
Oyinbo that manufactured motorbikes attached mirrors but we Nigerians removed them, and turn the head lamps up to the sky.

They reduce the lenght of the steering/handle so they can easily maneuver between cars in traffic(i asked one of them) .

They also raise the seat high and attach mp3 players with speaker.

They fix siren and annoying horns.

These guys will never sit straight on their bikes, they bend, looking back at their exhaust as they fire on high speed.


Some even sit on their fuel tanks despite carrying no one.

Some wearing slippers will hold it with the tip of their toes, then press their pedal with nothing.


They overtake from left, right, centre, anytime and anywhere.

If they hit your car, they dont have money. They kneel/postrate begging if you're a man.

If they hit a woman's car, 100 bikes will gather in 10seconds, attacking/blaming the woman. But some women are crazy.


Okada....Hmmmmmm

I wanted to yab this moniker say him na okada rider coz he described their actions perfectly, then I saw the moniker Explorer.

Baba Tuale o!!!

How's the Baby doing and the mum..

It's really appalling seeing these Okadas ride with reckless abandon. It seems our law enforcement agencies have been compromised.

@Seun
@lalasticlala

This needs to get to the appropriate authority.
Thanks everyone for your inputs so far

Ladyteegarl:
I am a lady from Ibadan, a Christian and Yoruba. I am a graduate from university of Ibadan and ambitious. I need a man who is a graduate too, gainfully employed and ready for marriage. He should also be a Christian from any tribe but preferably Yoruba. I need someone who is understanding, tolerant and is ready to build a strong home together with me. If you think u can be that man, please send me a pm.
Note: Must be at least 28 years old. Thanks

How good should he be?

I raised a very salient point but we don't care for safety in this part of the world. Someone even called it jargons. na wa o

vital1:
@3dee I worked in a microfinance bank as an head teller 2014 to 2017, but myself and my husband had to relocate because he was transfered. I currently work for an organization as a contract staff where I manage their website and social media accounts for them.

You're quite experienced. you can consider trainings in web designing and basic courses for a social media developer.

Just know Excel spreadsheet very well. What work experiences do you have ?

MissRaine69:
Or the said mentioned prostitute would have realised that the guy is an opportunity for her to make more money and as you know women in that particular industry become less markatable with age. So for her this guy serves many purposes and emotions have nothing to do with it?
How about that perspective?

You're very correct.
It's just that our society make it hard for ladies to express themselves sexually. For example, a lady won't want to be too open to tell you she needs a no strings attached relationship because of the backlash of names calling that comes with it.
It happens on nairaland all the time, guys are too quick to label ladies prostitutes.

funmisticqueen:
lol, keep believing what we want u to believr

Like seriously?

funmisticqueen:
lol, keep believing what we want u to believr

Explain further