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Can you explain the 8 months rent part?

I am looking for someone that can help with my school project. The person must have a strong knowledge of Matlab and of the Engineering background.
If you're interested, kindly send a PM. Thanks

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one on this planet that doesn't give a flying Fk about this show.
Those guys are talentless and jobless, if not none of them would be available for this show again.

How is he shocked? He only said 'election' not even with an exclamation mark (!) and you call that shock!

I'm even shocked to be shocked by this unshocking news.

Must people blog! Well, I no blame bloggers sha, na economy turn them to monitoring spirit wey dey monitor celebrities for what to post and food to eat.

uuzba:
British and Americans keep their old planes in their museums not your museums.

OK. Thanks

I'm sure the carcass is no where to be found. It would have been a good tourist edifice but what do I know..

babytoun:
Question : why is prayer no longer effective

Answer : Because it has moved from the closet to social media

Verily verily I say unto you, Not flesh nor blood revealed this secret to you!

Ezechinwa:
Add Tribalism too

Exactly! Until we stop attaching importance to these "things" we will keep wallowing at a spot

Religion and Ethnicity.. Our problems in Africa

Seriously I don't post on shits like this, but are SOME women this hungry!!

WTF is wrong with our ladies!

All these risks for #1M?

Hily77:
True talk am among those who lost a job

Same with me, my company shut down production. About 350+ staff lost their jobs. Not to mention contract staff, contractors, vendors, haulage truck drivers, security agents etc.
That's more than a thousand persons o.

I've been looking for an opportunity to learn swimming. Do you train adults too?

Explorers:
Oyinbo that manufactured motorbikes attached mirrors but we Nigerians removed them, and turn the head lamps up to the sky.

They reduce the lenght of the steering/handle so they can easily maneuver between cars in traffic(i asked one of them) .

They also raise the seat high and attach mp3 players with speaker.

They fix siren and annoying horns.

These guys will never sit straight on their bikes, they bend, looking back at their exhaust as they fire on high speed.


Some even sit on their fuel tanks despite carrying no one.

Some wearing slippers will hold it with the tip of their toes, then press their pedal with nothing.


They overtake from left, right, centre, anytime and anywhere.

If they hit your car, they dont have money. They kneel/postrate begging if you're a man.

If they hit a woman's car, 100 bikes will gather in 10seconds, attacking/blaming the woman. But some women are crazy.


Okada....Hmmmmmm

I wanted to yab this moniker say him na okada rider coz he described their actions perfectly, then I saw the moniker Explorer.

Baba Tuale o!!!

How's the Baby doing and the mum..

It's really appalling seeing these Okadas ride with reckless abandon. It seems our law enforcement agencies have been compromised.

@Seun
@lalasticlala

This needs to get to the appropriate authority.
Thanks everyone for your inputs so far

Ladyteegarl:
I am a lady from Ibadan, a Christian and Yoruba. I am a graduate from university of Ibadan and ambitious. I need a man who is a graduate too, gainfully employed and ready for marriage. He should also be a Christian from any tribe but preferably Yoruba. I need someone who is understanding, tolerant and is ready to build a strong home together with me. If you think u can be that man, please send me a pm.
Note: Must be at least 28 years old. Thanks

How good should he be?

I raised a very salient point but we don't care for safety in this part of the world. Someone even called it jargons. na wa o

vital1:
@3dee I worked in a microfinance bank as an head teller 2014 to 2017, but myself and my husband had to relocate because he was transfered. I currently work for an organization as a contract staff where I manage their website and social media accounts for them.

You're quite experienced. you can consider trainings in web designing and basic courses for a social media developer.

Just know Excel spreadsheet very well. What work experiences do you have ?

MissRaine69:
Or the said mentioned prostitute would have realised that the guy is an opportunity for her to make more money and as you know women in that particular industry become less markatable with age. So for her this guy serves many purposes and emotions have nothing to do with it?
How about that perspective?

You're very correct.
It's just that our society make it hard for ladies to express themselves sexually. For example, a lady won't want to be too open to tell you she needs a no strings attached relationship because of the backlash of names calling that comes with it.
It happens on nairaland all the time, guys are too quick to label ladies prostitutes.

funmisticqueen:
lol, keep believing what we want u to believr

Like seriously?

funmisticqueen:
lol, keep believing what we want u to believr

Explain further

2buffagain:
Is this nigga seriously thinking about turning a hoe into a housewife?
Why don't you magas learn? This is the same stupid reasoning that has these dumb akata women trying to turn a hoodrat thug into a husband.



So you admit that you are a prostitute?

Anybody can change at any particular time. We have seen armed robbers turning to pastors and prostitutes turning a new leaf. It can also be vice-versa, a good guy or lady can later change to be hardened criminal and Ashawo respectively.

funmisticqueen:
no they arent, and thinking without emotions and thinking smartly are not so related

Women only attach emotions to someone they admire a trait in.
initially they might not be emotionally attached but the more time they spend with a guy, the more they admire something about him.
E. g a guy that keeps going to a particular prostitutes and always treating her right-like giving her her stated amount, buying gifts for her, etc. Over time, the prostitute will develop emotions and wouldn't want the guy to meet another prostitute. At the end of the day, the prostitute might change her ways and try to be with the guy permanently.
Guys too have emotions but will that will discussed another day.

funmisticqueen:
quite true, the sooner women start thinking emotion free. the better for them, i am personally on that journey and it has been an eye opener

What about prostitutes and ladies that have more than one boyfriends? Are they emotional being too?

In the last few months that I moved to Lagos, I have noticed this trend of "Okadas"-commercial motorcycles not having mirrors.
Most of these motorcycles ply highways and it's quite dangerous.
Are motorcycles designed now not to have this safety requirements?

@Lalasticlala
@Seun

Instead of building an Estate, why not build industries. Corpers will definitely find a place to stay.
Then, who will manage the house? Soldiers I guess.

marshborn:
Okay nice idea...but wanted to know if the financial burden of the house rent is too much for now.

I experienced same, people castigated me for it, but I can't inconvenience myself to please people.
If you don't have any "responsibilities" the house is ok for you. Ensure you start contributing 50k every month. In a year you'll have 600k.

marshborn:
Haven't paid yet...was planning on doing so next week

It's better you look for a room self con on the Island and pay same amount. you'll reduce transport cost and experience less stress

marshborn:
Pls I need more comments and perspectives

You will get diverse views here. Aside the 100k, do you get some other benefits? Since you've paid for the apartment already, there's no point leaving.

If danfo no drive recklessly, how it wan take Waka for road. The owner go soon tire with payment.
You no see uber or taxify put this kin thing on top, na danfo...mtcheew

I wonder how much they will gain from the sale of that bike-at most 50k-80k. Poor men stealing/killing from poor man, we are our own problem.