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Diamond is the hardest known substance, he was checking its authenticity.
Another explanation is to sell the diamond in bits, so that he won't be caught and to also maximize profit.

Shey flower na vegetable?

Mtcheeeew, naira babes only appreciate ugwu leaf, scent leaf and bitter leaf.

Make una no crucify me, na joke I dey o

#1800

The guy gave the woman #800 change, after selling #200 goods.

He had to give John #1000.

Total loss=#1000 + #800 = #1800

Mtcheeeew, is she too young to be pregnant?

That guy should be arrested WTFf! na human skin dem take make that brown shoe, I swee.

foolinlove:
Yes. Of course. I've never cheated in my life!

This ur moniker na WA o
FOOLINLOVE.... bwahahahaha

Bluffly:
Pro masters is not terminal, you can do DBA

That's very true sir, doctorate of business administration, but most people just need the MBA certification in Nigeria.
Thanks anyway, I just learnt something new.

Abodunrin07:
After she don enjoy the date she still dey expect money, I swear if you date dat kind gel she go just dey collect from you ni

Baba I swee some girls no get joy o, after chopping free food faa
Make ladies dey pity guys small small na.

Professional master is terminal, that you can't further to PhD. Professional master is ideal for someone in the industry.
Academic masters is not terminal, you can become a professor if your career is academics.

You stingy o, you should have given her tfare at least.

As you be her papa now.

Haba, after chopping free food she still dey expect money.

Another one is...
Eeyaaaaaaaaa

It could be as a result of an allergy. Did you change soap or cream? Check your diet too and most importantly visit a dermatologist.

LAUWALI222:
That,s the only way out?

Not really, it's just a tentative measure prior to consulting experts on water treatment.
Experts would be able to perform the necessary physical, chemical and microbial tests on the bore hole water.

Try and contact any water treatment plant near you. Better still use chlorine to wash your tank and flush thoroughly with water.
You can also call experts to chlorinate your bore hole.

@op, so na you be that Getty images wey we dey see up and down. God Don catch you today

1) I think a woman is much more respected when she wears her ring.
2) it also makes their finger beautiful.
3) Then, it complements their dressing, e.g women wear bangles, neck chain, earrings, nose ring, lips ring etc.

Lines men, paramedics, police

Some bloggers for nairaland deserves death penalty I swearr.
After raising the hope of some vaseline members with topics like "Tontolet neked pics exposed", you go come open link come see say na invitation to church program.
Haba! Bloggers make una dey fear God o, make thunder no come bleach una.

:DFear catch me before, I was expecting to see some horn like creatures with vampire teeth and potruding tummy

Mtcheeew, when dem start Kwara state university wey you dey graduate 2009.
Mtcheeeew again.

Why should the bf sleep with his gf's sister.
Dem use dat thing do am

At this stage, children can't differentiate between right or left.
You can ask that kid to show you his left hand or right leg. I'm sure it won't be that easy to differentiate.

Na the Uku for the front of Ogwasi-uku made me open this thread.
Op wey the uku na!










Just kidding, lovely pictures I must confess

AfroKnight:
I will attend 2 weddings later this month and I have prepared my mind for the inevitable questions. No be today.

Imagine! Some people will tell me: "oga, get serious and settle down.You are already looking like a daddy" I think they are only looking at my 1- super pack tummy.

Nigerians sha. Never bothered me much. Well, I guess it's easier for guys to ignore such comments than you ladies.

This part got me ROTF.

Henrypraise:
Once u start workin, even ur enemy wants u to get married.
In my formal office, I was given a 30days in 1 week off, wen I tried to protest, I was told m not married n it shud remain like dat. Whereas d married once stay in d office doin almost notin.

Bros, I thought I was the only one in that shoe until I came upon ur post. The stigmatisation is real bro. There's even this man at my work place that normally ask after my mum anytime I greet him---meaning I'm still a boy who's probably living under mummy's roof and eating mummy thank you food. Can you imagine!!!
I still dey count am for the guy, the day wey I go surprise am with slaps don dey ripe.
Just watch out Una go hear for nairaland.

1. Neatness
2. Intelligence
3. Knows how to pray
4. Trustworthy
5a. Humility






5b. If she's blessed here and there

She is halfcast . White upper body and black lower body. Come o, She wan turn to zebra! Haba!

I have experienced heart-broken like 44 million times

Seriously I have always wondered why peak dey use this picture as their screen saver.
If to say na palmy dem dey sell now, we no go complain but right now our eyes don open. Are they trying to tell us that the content is from a palm tree? Why can't they put the picture of a malu?

@Op, how are we sure you're the one in those pictures when you don't have a profile picture?
NB: to have more votes, put ur profile picture. In your profile picture write your user name (@agabbies) and Nairaland on a cardboard and display as if you're carrying a cake just as your first picture. Chikena