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iLegendd:
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Thank me later, Mr. Future 4 Minutes Man.

I couldn't find any free version. Can you help??

Being a politician is hard, especially in Africa. Imagine old men, singing praises of another, truth or not, just to impress him.

And the idiat below, has turned it to tribal warfare.

Lovers day is 14th February, but you all know that already.

Op I am sorry I can't help, I just want to say that this country is full of pretenders and cheats... I am officially shocked to the bones.

GoodHardDick:
Nice one from Georgina.

For those of you who thinks she probably used CR7 Money to buy that car, y'all are so wrong. That girl was a f*king millionaire before CR7 Met her.

I keep saying it, dating a Nigerian girl is a complete waste of time, energy and resources. They'll gain so much from dating you, but you'll never gain anything from dating them.

Date a Nigeria girl at your own peril

Do your research before putting things online. She was working in a Gucci store when Ronaldo met her. She was broke and from a poor home. Everything she is/owns today, she owe to Ronaldo.

You mean, Amoda Lamidi Sangodele??


Just joking o abeg! Before his supporters come for me.

JoesmartNwaSoiL:
Very classy, attractive and easy to maintain, dreadlocks is the New trend!

Though the hair style has been around for centuries, people wearing them for varieties of reasons. Some for religious purposes, some for traditional beliefs, the list is endless.

Down here in Nigeria, it has become a force to reckon with in the fashion world and beyond. with every youth clamoring for one, some already rocking the boat, lol.

While I can't always help but admire the beauty and neatness of some locs, a lot of people are getting it wrong!

The other day I was in a tricycle heading for an appointment but couldn't wait till I reach my destination before I got off. why? because I couldn't breath, the guy beside me had smelly locs!

So that brings us back to the headline. with my over five years of experience as a hair loctician / doctor (preferably, lol) I will be giving you some insightful tips, the dos and don't in keeping your locs clean and healthy.

• A lot of people believe that washing their locs everyday keeps it clean, but that's harmful rather. it will only leave you with a damp hair which in turn leads to breakage in most cases. Two times weekly is enough for keeping your hair clean. Any more than that, you're on your own!

• Don't leave your locs in braids for too long, it weakens your scalp and might lead to soreness or baldness when continuously done for a long time, ever wondered why rema had to get a cut?

• This one is very inadvisable but helplessly rampant. If you must tint or color your hair, it should be done only once, yearly and the dye should be in your hair for as long as two months. any longer than that, you're on your own!

• Always cover your hair when in Dusty environments and before going to bed. covering your locs has benefits, which includes keeping them warm.

• Though dreadlocks, a style is less expensive and gives room for DIY, you should get yourself a hair consultant or a professional loctician (emphasis laid) it helps! you should have someone to talk to more often about the health of your locs.

• You should relock and treat your your locs at least once monthly, twice if you're part of those who like their scalp shiny always. And that should only be done by a professional as emphasized above.

• You can wash your hair with mild shampoos, avoid those ones with much chemicals, Virgin hair mentholated ones are ok. No conditioning!

Boss, I need your advice pls, I already messed up. I got to used keeping my hair very black which means I dyed it often, now eh! My God! If I just shove my hand through my hair, everywhere will be full of hairs. Infact, my once fine hair is messed up, it was my barber that started the dye stuff, I never like dye bfor. Is there anything I can do?? Pls.

I have no sympathy for anyone that falls for this kind of scam, sorry!

An average Hausa man is the most kind, quite and lovely person you will ever meet, but you see the Fulani! They are a curse to the world!!

flokii:
This is why South West leaders be it traditional, religious and political need to act fast, think outside the box and put up a kind of periodic town hall meeting for our youths..

Stop giving out positions meant for Yorubas to outsiders.. Yoruba offsprings deserve to be gainfully employed in their own region, not to be engaged as thugs, agberos, internet fraudsters etc. Enough of the charity to outsiders while Yorubas are being neglected. Go to Abia state, they don't employ Imo indigenes or involve Enugu people in their state affairs. So why should people be travelling long distances to come and take up jobs from our youths?

Yoruba ronu!
We must wake up from this deep slumber we have fallen into.

You need help mate!

superCleanworks:
Allergic to chloroquine and poverty of any kind

I was willing to bet my balls somebody will say "allergic to poverty" and here you are!

This thread is both to learn and for fun!
So I was speaking to a friend in the US (Born and brought up there) he complained of mild illness and being fatigued. So enquired as to what's making him sick, to my greatest surprise, this guy said he is allergic to "plant pollen and grass"

Allergies are not common in Nigeria like in the US or other developed nations, where the first question you will almost always get, when you walk into a hospitality establishment is "Is there any allergies"

Before throwing it to you guys, I am allergic to mole hills, especially in the raining season. Gives me instant fever with alot of goose bombs. Even typing about it is making my leg weak, also tried to get a picture, but I couldn't look at it.

So Nairalnders, what are your allergies?? You may attach a picture of you can!

colorsofrainbow:
This guy is the most balanced character befitting to rock that title Mr.President. Absolutely detribalised,not a religious bigot and doesn't lick anyone's ass for favour. He's either with you or completely against you. No sitting on the fence to achieve some mischievous aims.
Very loyal crook!

If you like come and talk about him being a thief and tell me the politician who isn't a thief in present day Nigerian politics.

I owe you one bro! I am Igbo, but Saraki is the only person I can vote for, I will never waste time on any other candidate, even Peter Obi.

Just your choice of words killed it for me.

Sonnobax15:

Our problem for this life dey learn for where some people own dey

You're a mad man

Oga Seun, no vex. Mk I derail this thread small.
Abeg.

I need a job. I don't need any lectures on entrepreneurship pls, only me know how I got here. I just need a good job bc responsibilities are killing me.
ndaboski@gmail.com

I need a job people. I don't sleep anymore, too many responsibilities to worry about, I am loosing my head. Help a brother.

A good job is all I need, abeg ndaboski@gmail.com

In my opinion, they they are not doing enough, if I have the platform that Adeboye has, Buhari will go to bed everyday thinking about the last thing I said.
The only celebrities I follow on social media, download there songs etc. are only those that speak for the people. It may not reduce there bank balance, but it sure means something to me.

Iyasaburi:
Why, was your experience that bad?

Not really, but if not for home training and personal principles, I know as bad as it could be.

silibaba:
Please OP, don't ever conceive sending your children to boarding, I beg you. No one can discipline your child/ren than yourself.

Most of them in the boarding are lesbian and gay am telling you the gospel truth.

A word is enough for a wise.


Sign out

I attended a boarding school, but my kids wouldn't do that.

Abroad people dream of becoming a police man, it's a childhood goal. They want serve, protect lives while putting theirs in line.

Here, people join police for several reasons but the above. Joblessness, to become invincible, intimidate others, legal criminal enterprise, etc. So many cultists, end up as police men.

Realadey:
Bubu nko?

Stop insulting hackers

Bloggers go chop nau
Abi nor be so??

EKONGKING:
When did they kidnapped them ? No news nothing ,just we just rescued them .

Don't bother abt dat, just be happy the govt is working. Didn't you see the monikar that created the thread.

Or you want to become an enemy of the state by asking such an unpatriotic question.

When God wants to punish a nation, he gives them bad leaders

One vulture griller would be somewhere now, updating his list of Buhari achievements.

Clear your mind of what is and what was, just look at these facts.

Group 1. Takes arms, Ak47 and gunships, kills soldiers and civilians unprovoked, to establish a Muslim caliphate.

Group 2. Takes arms and other dangerous weapons and charms, kill and rape civilians in their homes and farms. Destroy their means of livelihood, unprovoked. To take their lands for cattles farms.

Group 3. Takes placards and posters, goes to streets and internet to protests the unwarranted killing of their people. Beckoning the govt to act. Instead, the government kills them (10/10/20). Now they came back, requesting self-determination (protection and
equity and fairness, referendum to decide secession)

The first group when mistakenly captured are released within weeks, given nice clothes and warm meal, perhaps finacial assistance to rehabilitate them. They are sorry for their actions, or so they say!

The second group are legitimate business men, give them your lands or they will kill you and take it. Afterall, what's the point of having a land if you're dead. (Nasir El Rufai ft Femi Adesina). Note, police don't arrest these ones too, their business requires that they carry AK47 for protection.

Now, the Third Group, they are the problems of the country, terrorists, proscribed groups, enemies of state, just name it. They must be killed at all cost. The police and Army have been directed to open fire on them anytime, anyhow, anywhere. The FG is ready to break international laws to arrest them.

No matter what you worship, no matter what you believe in, no matter where you come from, if you think for one second that this is fair, you will never know peace.

Some takes arms

How can we get Obama aka 44 to say his side of the story??


This nonsense of coming out with negativity once someone dies should stop abeg!!

I want to thank the creator of this thread and those that commented for making my day. I lost my job today, but this thread put some joy and happiness in me. If not for any other thing, it's was nostalgic. I remembered those childhood days, when you just have to worry for nothing.

The good old days...

Thanks once again!!

Mrxawe:
E get one baggy jeans my mama by for me in 2001 during Christmas. Now I'm 29 years, living alone and independent but I still have that jeans in my wardrobe.


But I swear to God, up till now that jeans never still size me. Sometimes I go wan throway am but I still see it as a treasure that should be in a museum . I only wore that jeans once and that was boxing day of 2001. I remember those agbero kids in my street at Isale eko (you know how rugged that place was back then) laughing me and using me to do yeye.i can never forget. Shame catch me so tay I run back go house go off am instantly and that was the last time I ever wore it. This is 2021 and that shi doesn't still size me. When I look at it, am always like "what the hell". How did I look on this baggy jeans back then. As a kid, I preferred my father buying cloths for me. He go buy you confirm stuff wey you sef go like but you see my mama ehn, she go buy you cloth wey you go fit use for the next 20 years.

God! I nearly choked with laughter. Thanks man.

Keep rolling out statistics that translates to nothing in the everyday life of a Nigerian.

Growing up as Kid when spaghetti came out, a family of Six can comfortably cook one spags and used it for dinner, and it was #70.

Last night I bought spags #300, just me and a friend, you know the rest...