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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Phillip2see: 1:58pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Guy you need help, the earlier you accept this, the better for you. You need Jesus Christ in your life. 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ubee(m): 1:59pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Coming from someone with your type of moniker, it's shallow. Clitoris2: 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Pholadime(m): 2:01pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Aiye ti nse e, seriously it isn't a good thing, you need to observe yourself and get over it ASAP. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by 3idiots: 2:02pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
iLegendd:I couldn't find any free version. Can you help?? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Evidenx(m): 2:05pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
GuyWise101:What's this dirty thing you are posting here? I dey shame for you. The mod. that pushed this to front page must be sacked. you have not done well at all ...God have mercy you and the poster. imagine this rubbish.. who even knows if OP is into occultism,masturbating to attract more customers. wonders shall never end.. MASTURBATING YAHOO YAHOO. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 2:15pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
You need deliverance Why must you masturbate outside your home of comfort? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by BabaIbo: 2:16pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Kollins11: Weyrey ��� 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Speaklove: 2:19pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
May god have Mercy on us all in this generation. Look at how perverse we have become How dead our conscience have been . This should make you weep but you took pleasures in them . I am calking on all who masturbate to desist from such act Repent And give your life to Christ . Lord forgive our sins |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by LIONSABRE(m): 2:21pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Ever8090: lolzz,so Nigerians still dey choke you till now? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Morayo001(f): 2:22pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
@rayberg padi miii,sey make we tell am |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by MartinsD12(m): 2:22pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
GuyWise101:Nawa ooo , get a babe na |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 2:24pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Datboredberri: I will like to fvck you doggystyle. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by cumoverna: 2:25pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
U wan learn SimeonOTC: |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Veeryeasy(m): 2:26pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
I've never almost been caught |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by aikyg(m): 2:39pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Better than sleeping with another man's wife. Just try and be doing it privately and then look for how to get a girlfriend. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by onyxo76(m): 2:43pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
GuyWise101: you surely need to seek help, reminds me of one cursed man in my native town back in the late 1980s ,he will self-service even in a cab full of people or even around bank premises, always had a jar of petroleum jelly with him anywhere he went. the feeling go just hook am and straight his hands goes to his shorts to start the act...no be fiction be this o, real events. heard that the daughter of a popular herbalist who he jilted cursed him and he was never same again...another version was that he was peeping at one old woman while bathing who cursed him. i wish you the best. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by oluplus(m): 3:06pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
And this made it to the front page. Wonderful |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by fanzine(f): 3:08pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
This outdoor masturbation is wrong na. I have once caught a guy doing it in a commercial bus and other times a guy usual stays in a busy around my house to masturbate. Whenever I sight the guy in the bush he will be beckoning on me to come I was young then,i would threw stone at him on sight. Useless act of no self control. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Tobedated(m): 3:20pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
fanzine:it a pity that happened to you the dude must have been a predator 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by EmyGod(m): 3:22pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Masturbation is not ordinary thing that someone would stop easily rather the person needs grace and self discipline to actualise the breakthrough from porn and Masturbation. It rare to see a Masturbator who does not watch porn in fact 99.99 % of Masturbors watch porn. You can't break through easily but need to discipline your flesh say no to Masturbation and porn, you see yourself living by it. Even if you fast to stop Masturbation once you watch porn you will forget everything and fall to the evil. Masturbation has destroy so many destinies, I'm talking out of experience. Many people are in serious bondage because of Masturbation and porn. Porn is very demonic and it takes grace to watch porn come out from it. Every porn you watch more demon's will possess you and makes you vulnerable to evil spirits attacks that why most time it not easy to overcome due to the evil spirits are in millions. You always find it difficult to watch only one porn rather you keep on longing for more until you destroy yourself. 5 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Tobedated(m): 3:26pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
The weirdest place i've self-service is in a church i was just beginning to lose faith in god one day i just decided that Bleep god went to a secluded place in the church then wanked. It was that day i lost faith in god because if he was real he should have struck me down with lightening or something 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by denip: 3:27pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Goldbw122: No b small |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by suffering: 3:33pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
See the rubbish a moderator believes we should read. So, this moderator feels God won’t punish him so? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ajl: 3:39pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
I remember the time I was living in Europe. There was this small bus terminus where I always got on the bus to the small town I used to live. It's like 30 minutes or so from the main city. There was a public toilet at this location. Almost on each occasion I went there to pee, there was usually one or two old junkie men "wanking", and pretending to be peeing. Any time of the day. 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ajl: 3:41pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Tobedated: Why not go try that in a Sango shrine. Then you will be able to tell which religion is real or not. 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by sammi21(m): 3:42pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
U beta stop masturbating in ur shop....u will ruin ur business |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Goalnaldo(m): 4:00pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Kollins11:funny 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 4:05pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
Clitoris2:Yes pastor clitoris |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by bluefilm: 4:05pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
GuyWise101: Continue... You are doing well |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by seggzzy(m): 4:09pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
You need to know that it would disgrace & embarrass you one day, if you don't stop it. In fact, getting married is not the solution. It would even kill the feeling to make love with your wife after doing it. Nobody can help you to stop it except yourself. Accept that it's a bad habit. Determine that you don't want to continue to do it. TRY THESE: 1) Anytime the urge to do it comes, go and urinate asany times as possible, once you feel like doing it. 2) Don't entertain any imagination of sex, cut it off from your eyes by thinking of another thing. 3) Stop watching Ponography 4) Stop putting your hands inside your trouser to hold your manhood, know that people are watching you. 5) If you are alone try to engage yourself with something meaningful, think about your life and what you can do to make it better... If you practice this exercise regularly, you will see that, you will hate masturbation very soon. If at anytime you mistakenly do it again, don't say I cannot stop it, fight it next time until you overcome it completely. Mind you it is very much possible to stop it. Finally, pray to God in your closet to help you to stop this bad habit, so that you don't pass it to your children. Your children would do it in your presence if you don't stop it and you won't be able to caution them. I do not condemn you but I encourage you to strive to stop it now.... |
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