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My Mother Has Killed Me! by Martinez19(m): 9:55pm On Oct 22, 2017
ME: *walks into kitchen, sees a nice well prepared piece and eats* mummy's food is the best. cool
MUM: *shouts from parlour * don't eat the meat oh. I poisoned it for rats.
ME:

Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by Nobody: 9:57pm On Oct 22, 2017
Errr,is this meant to be funny?undecided
Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by sim37(m): 10:17pm On Oct 22, 2017
a dead person can't explain wat happnd
Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by Nobody: 10:19pm On Oct 22, 2017
Is this supposed to be funny?
Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by Nobody: 10:47pm On Oct 22, 2017
Hahahahahaa, very not funny
Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by Kobicove(m): 4:02am On Oct 23, 2017
Hahahaha
Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by oz4real83(m): 4:43am On Oct 23, 2017
Your mum prepared ''a very nice well prepared piece of meal'' for rats,kept it in the kitchen,probably on the table or even in the pot and poisoned it? I wonder what u people smoke in that house

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Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by Nobody: 8:47am On Oct 23, 2017
lol
Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by benzene00: 11:20am On Oct 23, 2017
as dry as desert
Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by prestige2013: 2:56pm On Oct 23, 2017
Is the poisoned rat still alive?
Re: My Mother Has Killed Me! by thanki410(m): 12:49pm On Dec 22, 2017
When is the burial , what will they cook?

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