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Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Nobody: 7:20pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:

There are two sides to every story. Some would say three, even. Extremism doesn't arise out of a vacuum. It's not as if the North isn't neglected. It's not as if it's not one of the poorest and least educated regions in the whole wide world. Whose fault is that? The Naai-gerian nation brought Boko Haram upon itself because it lacks foresight.

All those problems are as the result of the south in what way exactly? In the 53 years of nigeria's existence, the north has been in power in 35 of those years.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 7:25pm On Sep 20, 2013
Henry120:

All those problems are as the result of the south in what way exactly? In the 53 years of nigeria's existence, the north has been in power in 35 of those years.

North + South = Naai-geria.

Naai-geeria is the cause of its own problems in this regard. Boko Haram did not arrive from outer space. It came out of Naai-geria because of Naai-geria.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Nobody: 7:37pm On Sep 20, 2013
Mike..ZA:
Now are you gonna agree with me when I say Nigerian armed forces lack experience. Cause SAPS special task force(anti terrorist unti),has been kicking ass way before 2008.

The art of War/ warfare is a learning process. That is why militaries the world over continue to up-date their doctrines. The nigerian armed forces, including the intelligence agencies have done a tremendous job in curtailing terrorists activities. Up until 2 weeks ago, there has not been a single incident of terrorists related activities in months. Not a single bomb blast in almost 9 months. I cannot name a single nation in nigeria's position, who has dealt more blows to terrorism than we have done. If we had the resources at the disposal of the egyptians, terrorism in nigeria and west africa as a whole, would have been a forgone conclusion.

Your SAPS are not good enough. Terrorism would consume them. Indonesia has an economy 4.5 times larger than RSA and a military 20 times better, yet they had to seek help from the americans to deal with the problem. If nigeria cannot defeat terrorism, then no nation in africa can.

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Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 7:42pm On Sep 20, 2013
Henry120:

Up until 2 weeks ago, there has not been a single incident of terrorists related activities in months.

This August event is not a terrorist related activity?

Sure, dude.

Next.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/13/world/africa/nigeria-attacks/index.html
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Nobody: 7:43pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:

North + South = Naai-geria.

Naai-geeria is the cause of its own problems in this regard. Boko Haram did not arrive from outer space. It came out of Naai-geria because of Naai-geria.

I want you to tell me how the federal government neglected the north in favour of the south?

Yes, it is a nigerian problem, and nigerians would have to figure out a solution to the problem.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 7:47pm On Sep 20, 2013
Henry120:

I want you to tell me how the federal government neglected the north in favour of the south?

Yes, it is a nigerian problem, and nigerians would have to figure out a solution to the problem.

My words below:

CraigB:

There are two sides to every story. Some would say three, even. Extremism doesn't arise out of a vacuum. It's not as if the North isn't neglected. It's not as if it's not one of the poorest and least educated regions in the whole wide world. Whose fault is that? The Naai-gerian nation brought Boko Haram upon itself because it lacks foresight.

Now tell me where your red comes from.

Ask me questions based on my words. Not yours.

And while you are at that, realise Naai-gerians comprise Northerners and Southerners, so when you say "Nigerians have to figure out a solution", it includes the militants too. Brawn will never win.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 7:54pm On Sep 20, 2013
Henry120:

Your SAPS are not good enough. Terrorism would consume them. Indonesia has an economy 4.5 times larger than RSA and a military 20 times better, yet they had to seek help from the americans to deal with the problem. If nigeria cannot defeat terrorism, then no nation in africa can.

even the white pig's apartheid south african regime had to unwillingly hand over the country to what they referred as terrorists after years of unsuccessful war against them, to the extent of invading other countries that harbored them. Now he feels his country is strong enough to fight a group 10 times deadlier than ANC was.

dull kid that just spits without reasoning undecided

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Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 8:00pm On Sep 20, 2013
Henry120:

You really are a fool1sh pig, not smart either. We have tried multiple approaches including negotiations, carrot and stick and what ever term people have for negotiations these days.

The only language boko-haram understands is brute force. The reason we haven't wound up this group is because of a lack of state of the art resources in the requisite needed numbers.

Oh, your military is inadequate? Thanks for the admission. We've been saying.

On to your other point - you haven't tried everything. Boko Haram happened because you failed in the foundations of nation-building. That's what you haven't tried. Sooner or later, you'll have to get back to basics.

We both agree that your military's inadequate. Therefore, get wise and grow some intelligence.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 8:09pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:

There are two sides to every story. Some would say three, even. Extremism doesn't arise out of a vacuum. It's not as if the North isn't neglected. It's not as if it's not one of the poorest and least educated regions in the whole wide world. Whose fault is that? The Naai-gerian nation brought Boko Haram upon itself because it lacks foresight.

your comment reeks of ignorance and careless ranting. i wish your brain was brighter than your skin undecided

islamic fundamentalism/extremism has been in the north before the civil war. it didn't just start yesterday.

Nigeria has the highest Muslim population in Africa focused in the North which leaves every possibility of extremist influence on gullible muslims as it is all over the world.

if your reasons are why there's boko haram, then why are there terrorist activities in US, France, and other developing countries? why would british and american citizens leave their comfort and join terrorists living in Afghanistan mountains, Yemen and somalia?

surely you should have an answer to these question other than your senseless rants.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by swankyvodamail: 8:10pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:

Oh, your military is inadequate? Thanks for the admission. We've been saying.

On to your other point - you haven't tried everything. Boko Haram happened because you failed in the foundations of nation-building. That's what you haven't tried. Sooner or later, you'll have to get back to basics.

We both agree that your military's inadequate. Therefore, get wise and grow some intelligence.

I told them when I joined these tread that their intelligence personnel lack training they never admitted ,I'm surprised that now they are admitting it now
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 8:12pm On Sep 20, 2013
swanky@vodamail:
I told them when I joined these tread that their intelligence personnel lack training they never admitted ,I'm surprised that now they are admitting it now

We wasted pages and pages telling them something that they clearly know. SMH.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 8:14pm On Sep 20, 2013
chris365:

your comment reeks of ignorance and careless ranting. i wish your brain was brighter than your skin undecided

islamic fundamentalism/extremism has been in the north before the civil war. it didn't just start yesterday.

Nigeria has the highest Muslim population in Africa focused in the North which leaves every possibility of extremist influence on gullible muslims as it is all over the world.

if your reasons are why there's boko haram, then why are there terrorist activities in US, France, and other developing countries? why would british and american citizens leave their comfort and join terrorists living in Afghanistan mountains, Yemen and somalia?

surely you should have an answer to these question other than your senseless rants.


If it was ranting, you would have ignored it.

I know better.

Can you see how I will ignore the rest of your post? Now that's how you deal with a rant.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 8:22pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:


If it was ranting, you would have ignored it.

I know better.

Can you see how I will ignore the rest of your post? Now that's how you deal with a rant.

exactly what i expected. too complicated for your weak brain. i bet you would have written a whole page if i had made a grammatical blunder.
you're a complete nincompoop

i think it proper to expose your ignorance and fool1shness to those who follow this thread whenever you try to feel smart (which you've continue to fail).

trust me, if you had the sense to know what it means to ignore someone, you wouldn't have responded to the post in the first place.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 8:27pm On Sep 20, 2013
chris365:

exactly what i expected. to complicated for your weak brain. i bet you would have written a whole page if i had made a grammatical blunder.
you're a complete nincompoop

i think it proper to expose your ignorance and fool1shness to those who follow this thread whenever you try to feel smart (which you've continue to fail).

trust me, if you had the sense to know what it means to ignore someone, you wouldn't have responded to the post in the first place.

It's your rants that are being ignored - Not you, dear monkey. The moment you say something sensible, you'll get some traction.

Now seeing as you've brought rants against facts... *ignore button stays on.

By the way:


chris365:

exactly what i expected. to complicated for your weak brain. i bet you would have written a whole page if i had made a grammatical blunder.
you're a complete nincompoop

i think it proper to expose your ignorance and fool1shness to those who follow this thread whenever you try to feel smart (which you've continue to fail).

trust me, if you had the sense to know what it means to ignore someone, you wouldn't have responded to the post in the first place.


1, 2, 3 grammatical errors. No need to comment... Sense doesn't dwell here anyway.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 8:40pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:
Can you see how I will ignore the rest of your post? Now that's how you deal with a rant.

CraigB:

It's your rants that are being ignored - Not you

like i said you don't know what it means to ignore a post. now watch as i show you how to press on to the ignore button.

and about a reasonable response to my question..........

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Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 8:45pm On Sep 20, 2013
chris365:



like i said you don't know what it means to ignore a post. now watch as i show you how to press on to the ignore button.

and about a reasonable response to my question..........

Ignored and forgotten.

The moment you put on an "intelligence cap", you'll get all the answers you need.

*ignore button.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 8:46pm On Sep 20, 2013
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Nobody: 8:48pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:

Oh, your military is inadequate? Thanks for the admission. We've been saying.

On to your other point - you haven't tried everything. Boko Haram happened because you failed in the foundations of nation-building. That's what you haven't tried. Sooner or later, you'll have to get back to basics.

We both agree that your military's inadequate. Therefore, get wise and grow some intelligence.


Yes, the military is inadequate to deal with terrorism holistically. Same with south-africa been unable to effectively deal with poaching. You should learn to your that pint-sized brian of yours.

We have never said nigeria was the top dog of the continent. We have shortfalls, and we have admitted that multiple times. What we have constantly hammered on is the fact that we would defeat south africa in an all out conflict. Africa's biggest militaries are those of egypt and algeria.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 8:52pm On Sep 20, 2013
Henry120:

Yes, the military is inadequate to deal with terrorism holistically[b]. Same with south-africa been unable to effectively deal with poaching.[/b] You should learn to your that pint-sized brian of yours.

We have never said nigeria was the top dog of the continent. We have shortfalls, and we have admitted that multiple times. What we have constantly hammered on is the fact that we would defeat south africa in an all out conflict. Africa's biggest militaries are those of egypt and algeria.

The anti-poaching operation is overseen by the Department of Environmental Affairs. It's not the same, I'm afraid.

You have a state of emergency and an "all-out" military deployment.

No one is arguing about who the top dog is. That you'd defeat South Africa is becoming an increasingly comical argument, given the disorganisation currently on display in Naai-geria.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Nobody: 9:03pm On Sep 20, 2013
swanky@vodamail:
I told them when I joined these tread that their intelligence personnel lack training they never admitted ,I'm surprised that now they are admitting it now

I'm only going to give you this attention once you twerp. The personnel of nigerian intelligence services are well trained, better trained than her south african counter-parts. The nigerian DSS is the best intelligence agency in africa. However training alone cannot win you a war, you need to have money, experience, equipment and expertise, all of these in there requisite numbers.

Look at the attack on the naval yard in washington D.C this past few days, would you say it's a lack of training that led to the avoidable loss of life?

Training again is holistic. There is not a single version of training. Admitting that there are shortfalls isn't a sign of weakness. It shows that you are aware of your areas of strength and are prepared to grow your area of shortfalls, and not live in a delusional state like you south africans.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Nobody: 9:10pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:

The anti-poaching operation is overseen by the Department of Environmental Affairs. It's not the same, I'm afraid.



you had to employ the services of former navy seals to help you out with your poaching problem. That doesn't say to me that you have a hold on the situation.

Listen, terrorists are members of the populace. He can pass a military check-point 100 times and not a single officer would know what his sinister motives are. He only needs to pick his AK-47 and like I had earlier said, throw the nation in mourning. It's like fighting ghosts.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 9:22pm On Sep 20, 2013
Henry120:

you had to employ the services of former navy seals to help you out with your poaching problem. That doesn't say to me that you have a hold on the situation.

Listen, terrorists are members of the populace. He can pass a military check-point 100 times and not a single officer would know what his sinister motives are. He only needs to pick his AK-47 and like I had earlier said, throw the nation in mourning. It's like fighting ghosts.

guy you're wasting your time with the dimwit. common sense is not his forte
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 9:31pm On Sep 20, 2013
Henry120:

you had to employ the services of former navy seals to help you out with your poaching problem. That doesn't say to me that you have a hold on the situation.

Listen, terrorists are members of the populace. He can pass a military check-point 100 times and not a single officer would know what his sinister motives are. He only needs to pick his AK-47 and like I had earlier said, throw the nation in mourning. It's like fighting ghosts.

"State of emergency" means rights in the affected states are restricted and the military effort multiplied. That cannot be equated to a situation where the South African defence ministry and SANDF actually "report" to another ministry (Environmental Affairs).

Terrorists are members of the populace. Boko Haram recruits from the populace. This is exactly why Naai-geria's approach is short-sighted and reactionary. As it is, you are burning money and lives - and in the end, you will have to get back to basics. What will you do? Kill all potential Boko Haram recruits? When will that be?

And given that you don't have the equipment that you need, what makes you believe you'll have what you need in an all-out war? And how much has this campaign cost Naai-geria anyway? Has the question been asked in parliament, or is it a secret - in which case no one even knows whether you can sustain a war. The evidence we have is that you don't have equipment - as per your admission.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by FighterPilot(m): 9:35pm On Sep 20, 2013
Henry120:

I'm only going to give you this attention once you twerp. The personnel of nigerian intelligence services are well trained, better trained than her south african counter-parts. The nigerian DSS is the best intelligence agency in africa. However training alone cannot win you a war, you need to have money, experience, equipment and expertise, all of these in there requisite numbers.

Look at the attack on the naval yard in washington D.C this past few days, would you say it's a lack of training that led to the avoidable loss of life?

Training again is holistic. There is not a single version of training. Admitting that there are shortfalls isn't a sign of weakness. It shows that you are aware of your areas of strength and are prepared to grow your area of shortfalls, and not live in a delusional state like you south africans.

No chief your intelligence is already compromised, the insugents intelligence has an upper hands over your army. It is only a fool who would ever rate such an intelligent system to be the best in Africa.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 9:44pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:
The moment you put on an "intelligence cap", you'll get all the answers you need. if i can ever give it

Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 9:53pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB:
And given that you don't have the equipment that you need, what makes you believe you'll have what you need in an all-out war?

so based on your understanding (still stup1d), you use conventional weapons to fight terrorists who hide among innocent people? do you use warships, Tanks, artillery guns, missiles etc to fight terrorism? that was a very weak and lazy statement.

read your post again and ask yourself WTF you meant. dummy

Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 9:56pm On Sep 20, 2013
Fighter Pilot:

No chief your intelligence is already compromised, t[b]he insugents intelligence has an upper hands over your army[/b]. It is only a fool who would ever rate such an intelligent system to be the best in Africa.

hahahahahahahaha... so we can as well say seleka and poachers have better intelligence capabilities than your army too grin

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Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by CraigB: 10:01pm On Sep 20, 2013
*Looks around. Finds nothing worth his while. Gets back to work.
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 10:10pm On Sep 20, 2013
CraigB: *Looks around. Finds nothing worth his while. Gets back to work.

i think i know why..

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Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Nobody: 10:17pm On Sep 20, 2013
Former Nigerian aviation minister - Nigeria to break or not to break.

By Femi Fani-Kayode
Today a great protest is taking place in the Catallan region of Spain. According to the polls, 52 per cent of the people from that region wish to break off from Spain and to establish a new European sovereign state.
Later this year, the people of Scotland are having their own referendum to determine whether or not they will stay in the United Kingdom and, again, from the polls, it is very clear that the majority of Scots wish to have their own new sovereign state and that the Scottish Nationalist Party enjoys massive support. Nobody in either Spain or the United Kingdom has insulted those people or labelled them as ‘’ethnic jingoists’’ or ‘’primitive tribalists’’ for wanting to break off from the greater whole and establish their own country.
Fani-Kayode
Fani-Kayode
This is because everyone respects the right of the various ethnic groups and nationalities within their wider nation to exercise their right of self-determination which is an integral and fundamental aspect of international law. Exercising that right does not turn them into villains and does not make them any less patriotic than their compatriots who do not share their views. It just means that they have a different perspective and that they believe, as many believed before Malaysia and Singapore broke up, that the interests of their various peoples are better served when and if they go their separate ways.
They opted to be friendly neighbours rather than to be compelled to remain within the same territory against their collective will. As we in Nigeria approach the 100-year anniversary of our 1914 Lugardian amalglamation and, as the 2015 elections are fast approaching with both the northern region and the south-south zone desperate to take or to hold on to power at any cost respectively, we need to begin to ask ourselves some basic and fundamental questions about our future. For example, is our interest better served by remaining as one nation or is it time for those nationalities that wish to leave the federation in a peaceful and orderly way, as a result of a legitimate and honest referendum, be alllowed to go?
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
If the breaking up of larger countries into smaller and more viable ones is good enough for India (which broke into three), the Sudan (which broke into two), Czekhoslovakia (which broke into two), Yugoslavia (which broke into 5), the Soviet Union (which broke into 15) and numerous other countries over the years, why is it not good enough for us? Again, why should those that believe that Nigeria ought to break up be subjected to so much suspicion, ridicule, contempt and insults from those that do not share their views?
Some of the questions that need to be answered are as follows- firstly, is our union working? Secondly, is our marriage a good one and is it a happy one as well? Are we satisfied with what has essentially become a country that has been turned into nothing more than (with apologies to Chief Bode George) ‘’Turn by Turn Nigeria?’’ where each ethnic group simply looks forward to enjoying its time to control the federation and all the nation’s resources from an all powerful centre? Are we not meant to be far more than this? Is this what the founding fathers of our nation envisaged?
More than anything else the recent igbo/yoruba debate over the issue of the status of Lagos state and the deportation of a handful of igbo destitute back to the east has proved to me that we as a people are very different from one another and that our interests may be better served if we are no longer bound together as one. I dare to voice this opinion even though many Yoruba share it but will not say so publiclly.
Is it not time for us to begin to accept the bitter truth that our marriage is uncomfortable and unhappy and that it may not have been made in heaven or ordained by God? Is it not clear that each region or each nationality ought to be able to develop at its own pace? Is it not time for us to have a confederation of nationalities in Nigeria and to restructure the country drastically to give maximum autonomy to the various regions and nationalities or indeed is it not time to just break up and go our separate ways?
DIFFERENCES Many may disagree but one thing that I believe that we can at least agree on is that perhaps it is time for us to be courageous enough to begin to talk about these issues openly and debate them. We must not sweep our differences under the carpet and ignore them as if they do not exist but instead we must find the courage and muster the resolve to acknowledge them and understand them. As far as I am concerned, this is the challenge of our time and these are the questions that need to be answered.
Whatever happens in 2015 and whoever wins, whether it be a northerner or Goodluck Jonathan of the south-south, I see blood on the horizon and I see disaster approaching. Stark promises from notable players such as ‘’there will be bloodshed if Goodluck is not re-elected’’ do not help and are not encouraging. There are equally strident and bellicose murmurings from the other side as well and some have threatened that if there is a repeat performance of the massive rigging that the North witnessed in the presidential election of 2011 anywhere in the country in 2015, ’’Nigeria will burn’’ whilst another key player said that ‘’both the dog and the baboon shall be soaked in blood’’.
2015 AS KEG OF GUN POWDER
These words must be taken very seriously indeed and they reflect the thinking and mindset of millions of people from both sides of the political and regional divide. Worste still, whether we like to admit it or not, religion has now become a major factor in our politics with Christians being told in their churches that it is their solemn duty to support a Christian presidential candidate and Muslims being told in their mosques that it is theirs to support a Muslim. We are sitting on a keg of gunpowder and, in my view, 2015 really will be the year of make or break for Nigeria. Sadly, in my humble opinion, it is far closer to ‘’break’’ than it is to ’’make’’.
If we wish to avoid the road to Kigali, we must change our mindset and make the necessary concessions that we need to make. We must begin to think outside of the box and be far more innovative and adventurous. For example, why is it a must in the minds of some that the PDP must field a Christian as it’s presidential candidate and why are some in the APC of the view that the party must field a northern Muslim as its own?
These hard and fast fixed positions are most unhelpful and the right thing and proper thing to do is to completely discard them and attempt to find a presidential candidate that is a Nigerian before being a northerner, a southerner, a Christian or a Muslim. And thankfully there are quite a few of such people around in the new generation if only the system will be far-sighted and enlightened enough to allow them to emerge and run. Failing that we must open up the space now and consider the unpleasant assertion that the premium that a united Nigeria attracts may not be worth paying simply because we are getting nothing but failure after failure and sorrow after sorrow as our consistent return.
I do not have all the answers and neither do I claim that I do. Indeed I may well be wrong which is why I would be interested in hearing the views of others and particularly those from the younger generation who may see things very differently. Whichever way it goes and regardless of what we all think, let us not allow this debate to be driven by the uninformed or ignorance, pettiness, hate and acrimony. Let us not insult one another or act as if any tribe or nationality are a collection of angels whilst others are nothing but demons. Let us join issues and exchange ideas in a civil, restrained and decent manner without hurling insults at one another or allowing our emotions to becloud our thinking.
At the end of the day, we all want the same thing- namely, to put in place a system that is in the best interest of the Nigerian people and to empower a new leadership that will allow them to achieve their full potentials? That is the objective and that alone. Over to you.

*Fani Kayode was a Minister of Aviation

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/nigeria-to-break-or-not-to-break/#sthash.Yr9r0vOf.dpuf
Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 10:42pm On Sep 20, 2013
zetdee: Former Nigerian aviation minister - Nigeria to break or not to break.

By Femi Fani-Kayode

*Fani Kayode was a Minister of Aviation

lemme give you an advise.. before you come here to quote some idiotic Nigerian politicians, try to find out how their views are accepted first.

if i quote from a racist Boer, you'll call it wrong. but it's not for you to quote an ethnic bigot to justify your idiotic obsession of Nigeria's problem.

a former minister who's political future is already dead as a result of his incompetence and makes careless and immature statements just to stay relevant.

i told you to get a life didn't i?

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Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by chris365(m): 11:22pm On Sep 20, 2013
I've always had my reasons for calling you stup1d and you've never disappointed in proving me right.

chris365:

i bet you would have written a whole page if i had made a grammatical blunder.


CraigB:
1, 2, 3 grammatical errors. No need to comment... Sense doesn't dwell here anyway.

and you didn't disappoint by making the post long as expected. well, let me give you an advise that might change your life

[size=14pt]The 5 Stupidest Ways People Try to Look Smart[/size]

#3. [size=13pt]Correct Others' Trivial Mistakes[/size]

Stup1d people love to show off their smarts by making corrections. It could be following up on your slip of the tongue, or disproving an old wives' tale, or playing semantics, but if it's a piece of minutia they've acquired by being awake in class for five seconds or maybe reading Cracked, then they'll be sure to seize the opportunity to make that correction. They say things like this:

Hey, man, technically, it's Frankenstein's MONSTER, not Frankenstein;

And that might be true, but, on behalf of the rest of us, please stop speaking. Are you actually trying to teach us something? Do you really have a plethora of useful factoids filling your cranium from a lifetime of study? Or did you just jump on the one chance you'll have for weeks to impress us with wisdom small enough to be written on the palm of your hand in the cheat sheet of your life?

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