rokiatu:

Do not take it too seriously

y me:

my dear yes o, i have heard more sweeter words that i dont even remember
the only reason i remebered this one is cause he just told me

rokiatu:

You are not serious

y me:

my dear yes o, i have heard more sweeter words that i dont even remember
the only reason i remebered this one is cause he just told me

na2day?:

are u telling ppl what i just told u?

y me:

you this old cargo wey no know nathing

na2day?:

that was not wat u said when i took u to cloud 9

y me:

cloud 9 kini
see you trying to upgrade yourself verbally u didnt even get to cloud 2 before you climax
and by then i was just getting started with ya

na2day?:

lie, that was your house boy! i took u to cloud 9 and i still did not climax.talk abt a stallion

y me:

_{boy you hurt me bad}
my friend sharrap there you know keleb is hotter and man enough for me than you are
atleast he takes me to cloud 9 and brings me back, _{what else do i need from a man}

na2day?:

keleb? is that what u call your rabbit vibrator?

y me:

which rabbit? the one wey you give me?

daduke2k:

ROFL. Dang, dats wicked. . . . .

na2day?:

she's my darling, we understand each other

Tayo okora:

Rokiatu no it's not ok because I don't see why a man would want to initiate a relationship go cold get hot go cold and then ignore a woman and with no explanation not even so much as a am sorry I am busy right now. This is after the saying of the nice things mind you things like "you are my world" and the rest of it. UGH! men are confussed creatures. All this is making me want to be a nun.

Tayo okora:

Seriously tho do guys ever mean anything that they say to women? cos the same guy that said I am his world is going out of his way to ignore me. Guys play so many mind games it's even worth the time. Evey woman should just become nuns. It's like Jill Scott said "How would you feel if you would up and there were no coco wombs to carry you babies" When will african men start to value their women?

This is too much fo me sha ,  I quit!!!

y me:

wait till i break you into two
which neighbor?the one you slept with the wife and they were forced to park out of that neighborhood
because you cant keep that thorn made rod you call a _di-ck in your pants

Tips4love: Well, my fiancee told me with me he's everything and without me he's nothing. Now, I almost fainted, niiiiiii, ce!

Sagamite:



Because you like it. Because you would find straight forward men boring and lose interest.

Women say they want something and when it is given to them, they realise they don't want it.

That is the reason the bad boys mostly get the girls, the good boy, at best is just a sweet substitute. It is some evolutionary transformation of women that leads to some form of feminine self-flagellation.

That is the way it goes until the girl grows up to be a mature/damaged woman, that is when the cravings for bad boys die and they see the value of a guy being nice to them. This is normally (for the bulk) in their 30s.

amiskurie: In my secondary school days I use to get the cutest girls and everyone knws it back then.
I have used this severally -:people often complains what a small world we are in,but I will rather have it small to have met u than having it big without knowing u.

In-case any nairalander girl fall for this,she can holla o!

12 inches!:


Any girl that falls for that lame line is an absolute retard!