idifu:

i need a Uzi where can i get one

D1KeleVra:

@Topic

YES!!! For any or both reasons:
i)  Threats posed to his family.
ii) Threats posed to his peace by the wife

sulad82i:

What!??
Threat by your wife? So u mean u'll be in a defensive mode cos of your wife.
I better know who u r so u don't marry any of my relatives.
your family should be your number one people to protect not try kill.

sulad82i:

What!??
Threat by your wife? So u mean u'll be in a defensive mode cos of your wife.
I better know who u r so u don't marry any of my relatives.
your family should be your number one people to protect not try to kill. 

InesQor:

NO! A man shouldn't have a gun, he should have GUNS in his house, a full arsenal. All licensed, though, otherwise you are on your own!

Besides, he should have an electrified fence issuing with sparks, with bright neon lights warning people off the fence at risk of instant death by electrocution. Only foolhardy criminals will ignore that. The fence will be automatically activated every night but can be deactivated from indoors if you have late night visitors.

He should have at least 4 thoroughbred well-trained guard-dogs to man, in the least, the corners of the house.

If he is designing the house himself, he should have set out to have an underground chamber secretly connecting to all the bedrooms, no matter how small the chamber is, so that at the first indication of trouble, the family, or at least the weaker members of the family can go and hide underground first of all. Lives are more important than possessions.

There should be a tamper-proof alarm on the fence, connected to a mobile phone, that calls the police immediately the security is breached. We know that Nigerian Police will take their time, but at least let them arrive to clear up the mess.

You should have solid steel doors and bulletproof glass windows. Unfortunately, a good dose of a 92% concentrated sulfuric acid is enough to tear down the steel door, and as for the glass, the acid will make it possible to heave it inwards because the glass particles will dissociate. Transparent kevlar composites are currently being researched, and they may be used in lieu of real glass.

By the time the criminals breach the security and they are handling the dogs, and before they get to the steel doors to tear it down with acid, the man has sent his family to the underground chambers and geared himself up for a battle.

The house design will incorporate a pipe that leads into the lounge (the place where the robbers will get to before they can force their way into the main house). this lounge will have a retractable steel door that can glide smoothly across to shut itself. So when they get past the first steel door, they are in the lounge, and stepping in will activate the steel door, it will slide across and shut them in the lounge, then canisters of sleeping gas will be tossed in through the pipes. I doubt that they would be prepared with gas masks, but JUST in case we have any tough daredevils who manage to get past that as well and break past the lounge, the man of the house would be waiting for them in the living room, wearing his own gas mask.

The lights in the living room will be off, and the lounge is flooded with light so as the robbers stumble out of the gasified area they can hardly see you but you can see them clearly. From the owner's dark position of advantage, he can start taking them out. Shoot all their hands, arms, and legs and render them useless!!!

By this time, the police should have arrived, otherwise, just activate the last hidden security door locking the robbers in the living room, go underground to finish your sleep and in the morning we'll know who's the robbers' daddy. 

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But most of all, the family needs to have absolute faith in God so that any of the machinery does not jam someday.

InesQor:

@MyJoe: LOL You are welcome, you will be given first-class treatment! LOLz

@D1Kelevra: If you're talking to me, you can count on that! _{though I don't have kids yet. LOL.}

D1KeleVra:

@Topic

YES!!! For any or both reasons:
i) Threats posed to his family.
ii) Threats posed to his peace by the wife