Till then,

Goodluck dont die b that!

He wants to become the President again or die trying, lol.

boomii:

He wants to become the President again or die trying, lol.

lol

They offer daily trust some cash to break this news to convince some people but not some-one like me
let us check out.

UNBELIEVABLE!

Seeing is believing

All these basement Newspaper in Naija sef. It's not "April fool" yet now, we're still in March I thought.

yara die! will address the nation tomorrow, tune in to radio katsina for the broadcast!

Guys, what if it is true, what will really happen, can he just walk into the office and say Hay! I am back, What should Nigerian do? or what will Nigerians do?. It will be interesting to see the out come.

Our president is well again. We thank God for His mercies. Let's pray for his full recovery. Goodluck,prepare to step aside cos the owner of the house is coming back.
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I wonder why we waste time replying to this.

A DEAD MAN is nothing but DEAD. it will be nice to see a resurrection shaa, the guy don turn to dracular??

what a load of tripe.

Hey guys, i know this is off topic but how do you start a new topic on this thing? Im new!

His cremated body (ashes) will be presented to the nation next week,

But he reckons he can still rule.

Yes o. I learnt from the morgue attendant that he will "return" on April 1, 2010.

jamace:

Yes o. I learnt from the morgue attendant that he will "return" on April 1, 2010.

Oh I see, you have been hired there as the gateman. Finally, LMAO

Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria? ? ?

@porter
i guess u're not a nigerian n also as deadalive as ur president,jst get out of dz country n go n b wt him wiaeva he is n clean his sheets.fake dreamer.

s00301321:

Hey guys, i know this is off topic but how do you start a new topic on this thing? Im new!

Look for the "New Topic" button on each board aka section. The forum has boards, the boards have threads and child boards, the child boards (if any) have threads too.
We are at the thread level now and you wont see a "New Topic" button as you cannot create a thread in a thread. Go a step backward and you will get to the board level, then you can use the "New Topic" button.
Be sure to read the Rules if you havn't done so already!

@poster,

I thought we past that already.

absolute rubbish!

mehn, i wud luv to c him, if he is actually alive or dead

Gwura Gwura is far gone

Written by Saharareporters, New York
Monday, 22 March 2010 18:36
A medical source familiar with Umaru Yar’adua’s dire health condition has told Saharareporters that the syndicated media reports claiming that Yar’adua would resume work next week “is a complete hoax.” The reports, which were carried by Daily Trust and The Nation newspapers, painted a generous portrait of Yar’adua’s supposed recuperation and his alleged plans to return to work next week. The Daily Trust report made ridiculous claims that Yar’adua had regained strength and was walking around in the gardens surrounding the presidential villa.

“It’s bunkum,” said our source.

Other politically connected sources in Abuja told Saharareporters that Yar’adua’s condition was so bad that even members of the kitchen cabinet, including Tanimu Yakubu Kurfi, have given up hopes of his return. Mr. Tanimu Kurfi, who served as Yar’adua’s chief economic advisor, spent last weekend in Kaduna. An associate who spoke to him described his mood as “downcast,” adding that Kurfi had come to terms with the fact “that his days of influence as a member of Yar’adua’s inner circle are over.”

Yar’adua’s mother and other relatives have called on his wife, Turai, to let him return to Katsina to recuperate as much as it is possible. A source close to Yar’adua’s relatives told Saharareporters that Umaru Yar’adua’s mother was furious that Turai has resisted all entreaties “to let Yar’adua make a dignified exit from power.”

A highly placed security source told Saharareporters that the latest hoax about Yar’adua’s return was part of a scheme by Turai and other die-hard loyalists of Yar’adua to force more concessions from acting President Goodluck Jonathan as he reconstitutes the federal cabinet. Mr. Jonathan dissolved the cabinet last week and is in the process of lining up a new cabinet.

“Turai and her group want to have a larger say about who gets appointed into the cabinet,” said a source. “They want to ensure that, whatever happens, their interests remain protected, if not paramount,” the source added.

As Saharareporters earlier reported, Jonathan had offered Mrs. Yar’adua the opportunity to nominate candidates for five ministerial slots as well as a special assistant position. Unsatisfied, the greedy “First Lady” has reportedly demanded that she receive 10 ministerial positions. In addition, she is also insisting that she and her group be allowed to choose who occupies some of the juiciest ministerial positions. She has also insisted that former Minister of Information, Dora Akunyili, should not be on the list of new ministers.

source

In respect to the above news; I could not help, but check the board of directors for the lousy daily-trust. Found out they are all aboki's, Cheap Northern propaganda

link, below.

http://www.news.dailytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=278&Itemid=121

^^^ my brotha no be only gwura gwura oohh, na kuvuki lan we dey na

if jonny boy shud dare accept turai's nominees ehnn, hisses!!!!!!!!!!

jonathan must be a mofo if the story of allocating five ministries to that jezebel/delilah is true! how are we not sure one of those his attempted visits to turai did not result in his first taste of a fulani bossom

una get time oh! kill this thread quickly. are these haua/fulani so stuupid?dailytrust is a shame.so many junk papers.

Seeing is believing.

@Gunnaz So Jonathan has tasted Turais bombom.ewo i laugh in ijaw.thats why hes behaving like superman ever since d visit

I agree ojare. All of a sudden he's alive. I wont put it past this retards to do plastic surgery on someone and try to use an impostor as Yaradua. How come he cant speak now, who spoke on BBC? Story no dey even add up. These retards must think everybody else is retarded. Only in Kano can you sell that bs

Hey no!!!  Yar'adua shall not return to rule Nigeria and only God knows that.

If he tries it eh, m-may thunder FIRE him in Jesus' name AMEN!!!

The Hause boys/Foolanis better TAKE THEIR TIME O!  This is not like the sixties where their masters can inundate them with arms in order to barbarically pacifiy the populace. . .mbano!

Let me tell you, this time around, if they make the mistake. . .hm. . .Nigerians go commot in full force and quench the ENTIRE North overnight. . .and that's real talk.

Let me take this time to kindly reiterate the sentiments of a most insightful and observant western Nigerian clergyman and say that the nonsense north does NOT hold a monopoly on violence in Nigeria. . .

Na waooooo, hahahahahahahahahahaha,