, And My Mother is going to be the vice president.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I laugh in portuges. Can any sane Nigerian actually want to believe this? But na wah for this Nigerian media houses shaaaaa. Of what good will it do to Daily Trust to brandish before Nigerians this kind of dumb lies? Do they think we are all fools? There is no iota of truth in this fabrication so Nigerians should pls not loose sleep. This is just a last but futile attempt to hijack and cow Jonathan.

i dont believe dis story until nextweek

Yes he will return next week, I just confirmed from a very ,very very relaible source. _{But remember Only righteous men will see him. To Ya sinnners he will be invisible.}

I am Musa Yara Dua. I am back! Shame on you all especially Goodluck

Next week is not far, we will wait and see. These jockers cant decieve us all.

There are only three possible places that Yaradua can return to

1. Saudi Hospital

2. Katsina family home

3. Mother earth.

As you can see, Aso rock is not part of the options.

So its true, the man has been baptised, (Musa Goodluck Yaradua) i hope the name works for him, i laugh in chinese. i guess we will make history by having the first case of ZOMBIEIZM, who knows the umbrella corporation might be behind it, hehe

WE thank God for his answers to our prayers,

we thank god for the answers to our prayers,

A man is known by what he reads and who he listens to.

Whoever reads Daily trust.  

Both sources said Yar’adua has made much progress physically since his return to the country late last month, and that his remaining medical problem now is speech-related. The sources said the ailing president now walks around the house and also around the garden, WHERE THERE ARE MANY BIRDS AND ANIMALS.

LOL! WHAT ON EARTH DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE STORY BEING TOLD?

Em, that's funny, I thought the lameduck man was dead, my conclusions are very simple and rigid. But how are we even sure with all lies and false stories that shoot at us from incapable sources. Why are you guys frightened? The man is a lameduck president now, he's more useless than useful. And if the man decides to show up, it would be more in a zombie-form, or a string-controlled muppet, coz the man is so ill, and so dead.

These power intoxicated people wouldn't allow G.J to do the job Nigerian people assigned to him. instead these retards have choosen to distract the A.G. God will pay them all in their own coin. A trusted source said that UMYA is in a 'downcast' state and has given up on Umaru. God help us.

how can some body who is moving with cruch and wildcheir start work by next week is a lier is like you guys want him to die finall in the office we dont want yara,sick again

But seriously,who still reads Daily tissue? I use it as a substitute for 'Laugh out Loud'. Lousy control c, control v journalism.

we need to be careful about this whole thing, if truly he is alright and just has the speech to be worked on then it might be a cloned yar adua. probably he was moved home to be able to  work on the speech. i do not trust this people they can do anything to cover their dirty deals.                                                      MAY GOD HELP US.

If He returns, then that will be a Cloned President not the True Yar'adua.

This is just a waste of time, we dont believe this story, Nigerians are already above this kind of joke, GJ has come to stay.It is a pity for the cabals, their game is up, I wish Ribadu returns to head EFCC.They will all rot in jail, The cant save their faces, This country dose not belong to any group of people, We should all raise up to this cabals enough is enough, Please,let not post this kind of topic here again,

With his brother Shehu, Abacha and co abi!!!

Its great that the guy is resuming soon. At least for once,we shall have a dead man as our president.
Up Nigeria,
Abacha will be the chief security officer
MKO Abiola will be the info minister
Bola Ige will still retain his former post
Ladi Lawal will be our minister of finance.
Hurray,

if the man is this sick i wonder how he wants to handle our problems let him just leave and take care of himself for months we have been on yar adua in the country or not if care is not taken his remaining tenure will be like this.My people no time ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@BEAF
It is a great pity that an evil (ex)cabal has turned Yar'Adua into a juju that they can brandish to scare Nigerians.


HAHAHAHAHAAAH    SOOO FUNNY    * YARADUA IS COMING YARADUA IS COMING      EVRY BODY RUN


HAHHAHHAAA

What if a Yar'Adua lookalike has been smuggled into the country and is presently undergoing speech and attitudinal training?

What if this person is a ventriloquist and can mimick the voice of anybody?

What if Physical Therapists from South Africa are also working on his gait to fit that of Yar'Adua?

What if Specialist Plastic Surgeons from North Korea have also been flown in to perfect his facial features to match that of Mr President?

What if he will address the nation very soon, and will take over power from Goodluck pending the next elections when he will not contest the next elections?

What if the ongoing story of his ill-health are to buy time to perfect work on this Yar'Adua look alike, which will happen very soon?

What if this is all goofy shit

What if a Yar'Adua lookalike has been smuggled into the country and is presently undergoing speech and attitudinal training?

What if this person is a ventriloquist and can mimick the voice of anybody?

What if Physical Therapists from South Africa are also working on his gait to fit that of Yar'Adua?

What if Specialist Plastic Surgeons from North Korea have also been flown in to perfect his facial features to match that of Mr President?

What if he will address the nation very soon, and will take over power from Goodluck pending the next elections when he will not contest the next elections?

What if the ongoing story of his ill-health are to buy time to perfect work on this Yar'Adua look alike, which will happen very soon?

What if this is all goofy poo

All these really scares me, what if all these are really true?
Turai and the cabal are so so desperate and can do anything to retain power
where are we going??
My people, let's be on our guard too. Maybe we should start looking out for a machine that will detect whether he is the true yaradua or not when he comes.

I am really scared for the future of Nigeria

@Myself2:It's true,Yar Adua will resume tommorow,Turai,who is my b.i.tch told me when I went to Zap her yesterday in Aso rock that Yar Adua is now doing some tedious excersise like lifting four bags of cement at once & running round Aso  rock 100 times daily.She also said her husband's d.i.c.k too is recoverinwg  dat soon he'll resume his banging duties

Lol do u have to kill me wid laff? How many rounds u go self? Was Yar'death allowed to peep from the ambulance? Ina ni.

SOURCES SAID who are the sources

Am SO SORRY FOR DAILY TRUST news paper they allow them selfs to be bribed by politicians and they misslead the people with rootless informations SOURCE SAID IN DID

WHO EVR READ THIS KIND OF NEWS PAPER will be so miss lead and miss informed DAILY UNTRUST INDEEED

@blueflame1:The TV Broadcast has been made; the transcript is below:Fellow Nigerians, I, President Umaru Yar'Adua,I have for months been called a weak President.Let me tell you Nigerians, I am not weak as you all think! I am doing something for Nigerians.Yesterday for example, I managed to attend my village wrestling competition in Katsina State. My fellow Nigerians, a President who does all these, is he a weak President?You Nigerians should not test my patience, whether you have good luck or not; I would warn u not to test me! The last time I challenged Nigerians to a game of Squash none of u came out! So keep your peace and take orders from Turai, cos who has seen or heard the voice of Turai has heard from me!

Ameeen!!!

They say you people president is in a garden with "trees and birds"is that not a picture of some people heaven?or are they confirming he is dead?lol story,story,

Let him come and lets see how he will go about it.
Do they think that the country in their family property?

We are tired of all this lies, Daily Trust should be held
responsible 4 all this lies.

If he is truely alive, I dont think he can even walk around.

The funniest part of the story says: "Both sources said Yar’adua has made much progress physically since his return to the country late last month, and that his remaining medical problem now is speech-related. The sources said the ailing president now walks around the house and also around the garden, where there are many birds and animals."

This reminds me of the experience of Nebuchadnezzar when he was driven away from the throne and he was leaving with animals.