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This One Strong O Abeg!!! by romade: 2:10am On Dec 19, 2017
My good people of nairaland abeg I need una advise......
I got this girl I've been dying for a chorister in my church I talked to her only to realise that it seeems there is a toilet in her mouth where people do poo!.
The smell from her mouth almost made me collapse as if that's not enough just some hours ago she send me a message on whatsapp that she will love to have a taste of my lips for 5ninutes, meaning we will be kissing for five minutes.




My good people I don't know what to do again... I've informed my friends to be at alert in case I collapse in the process............ Abeg anybody know if hypo dey work for teeth maybe make I prescribe hypo for her before she cum ma house??
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by dierich: 2:14am On Dec 19, 2017
your mumu never do
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by Marshalxv(m): 2:16am On Dec 19, 2017
Buy her a mouth wash .
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by whonamehelp(m): 2:20am On Dec 19, 2017
bro, you need to refill your sense

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Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by romade: 2:21am On Dec 19, 2017
dierich:
your mumu never do
u dey mad ba. Abi u tink say na zoo be Dis... Monkey pus never finish u self wan bring ur own gorilla pus. Abegi ur matter dey recycle bin.
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by ucnwafor(m): 2:38am On Dec 19, 2017
Why nt get her a remedy ASAP? nd u are postin it here luking 4 cheap like, typical of stupid ipod miscreant yoot
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by romade: 2:42am On Dec 19, 2017
ucnwafor:
Why nt get her a remedy ASAP? nd u are postin it here luking 4 cheap like, typical of stupid ipod miscreant yoot
I see u don't wanna respect ur self...... If u brain ain't working I believe they not my biz so y trying to bite me wit dos yellowish teeth of urz.... A born by mistake!
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by dierich: 3:02am On Dec 19, 2017
romade:
u dey mad ba. Abi u tink say na zoo be Dis... Monkey pus never finish u self wan bring ur own gorilla pus. Abegi ur matter dey recycle bin.


this one get brain problem o. shocked
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by habsydiamond(m): 10:36am On Dec 19, 2017
Stewards!!!!!come and settle people here ooo....three fighting.......
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by romade: 12:23pm On Dec 19, 2017
dierich:



this one get brain problem o. shocked
I've noticed few tinz from ur posts it seems u are a sales boy. Well am running a poultry maybe I'll be needing you for egg distribution....... Olori buruku.
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by dierich: 12:32pm On Dec 19, 2017
romade:
I've noticed few tinz from ur posts it seems u are a sales boy. Well am running a poultry maybe I'll be needing you for egg distribution....... Olori buruku.

lol.. I'm not surprised with the way u act. its how u were trained..
I blame your parent for this..
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by romade: 12:38pm On Dec 19, 2017
dierich:


lol.. I'm not surprised with the way u act. its how u were trained..
I blame your parent for this..
lemme tell u wat ur grandfather forget to tell ur dad. They ought to have aborted ur pregnancy wen u were still in d womb cuz u a just a disgrace to human and Nigeria alike.... U should go look for job and stop behaving stupid. Omo afi idi jona.
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by dierich: 2:44pm On Dec 19, 2017
romade:
lemme tell u wat ur grandfather forget to tell ur dad. They ought to have aborted ur pregnancy wen u were still in d womb cuz u a just a disgrace to human and Nigeria alike.... U should go look for job and stop behaving stupid. Omo afi idi jona.


it's not all about dragging with a fool like, but obvious that you lack home training..
I'll keep praying for u, so that you won't die a mumu like this..
if u know me, you'll understand I'm more beta dan u in all ramifications.. it's not all abt money, not by age, but about maturity..
get life bro.....
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by romade: 3:55pm On Dec 19, 2017
dierich:



it's not all about dragging with a fool like, but obvious that you lack home training..
I'll keep praying for u, so that you won't die a mumu like this..
if u know me, you'll understand I'm more beta dan u in all ramifications.. it's not all abt money, not by age, but about maturity..
get life bro.....
I see d level of ur stupidity is beyond comprehension...... Be like u forget ur bed for yaba left..... Dem neva occupy am go bac 2 ur bed nd sleep maybe ur brain fit cum back to normal. ....... Useless being.... If N-power no give dem work dem o dey find who dey o bite... Na wood u go bite last last.
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by dierich: 5:54pm On Dec 19, 2017
romade:
I see d level of ur stupidity is beyond comprehension...... Be like u forget ur bed for yaba left..... Dem neva occupy am go bac 2 ur bed nd sleep maybe ur brain fit cum back to normal. ....... Useless being.... If N-power no give dem work dem o dey find who dey o bite... Na wood u go bite last last.


o dun, o fe ke.
u know y I like u, ur level of thinking is exactly that of a chicken.
but b4 i drop my pen here, I'll like to tell you that you need to have some sense.. maybe u should try to go for dry fasting and beg God to at least give me 20% so that you can be able to increased ur thinking.

people who follow this thread will all know that YOUR MUMU NEVER DO..
look at d mumu post self..
I gave up on u.. smh
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by romade: 9:13pm On Dec 19, 2017
dierich:



o dun, o fe ke.
u know y I like u, ur level of thinking is exactly that of a chicken.
but b4 i drop my pen here, I'll like to tell you that you need to have some sense.. maybe u should try to go for dry fasting and beg God to at least give me 20% so that you can be able to increased ur thinking.

people who follow this thread will all know that YOUR MUMU NEVER DO..
look at d mumu post self..
I gave up on u.. smh
I just pity ur parents for having a useless child like u. U should have been offered as a sacrifice to the gods.... Ur type are in psychiatric hospitals.. U should go hug transformer and die even death will reject u. U are a animal in human form and u will always be an animal.... Na ur type pple dey see cum dey curse pikin wey useless. Oniranu ayelala lo ma pa e.
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by dierich: 9:32pm On Dec 19, 2017
romade:
I just pity ur parents for having a useless child like u. U should have been offered as a sacrifice to the gods.... Ur type are in psychiatric hospitals.. U should go hug transformer and die even death will reject u. U are a animal in human form and u will always be an animal.... Na ur type pple dey see cum dey curse pikin wey useless. Oniranu ayelala lo ma pa e.


ka ja, bi ka Ku ko.
I'll never wish death to my fellow human. I believe those who wish me death will surely die a disgraceful death. quote my word.
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by habsydiamond(m): 11:21pm On Dec 19, 2017
Use hypo mixed with hydrogen peroxide watch her mouth everything go disappear in a matter of minutes...unless Na people from village dey do her ..that's when she go remain like say forever..
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by BabaRamota1980: 1:03am On Dec 20, 2017
romade:
My good people of nairaland abeg I need una advise......
I got this girl I've been dying for a chorister in my church I talked to her only to realise that it seeems there is a toilet in her mouth where people do poo!.
The smell from her mouth almost made me collapse as if that's not enough just some hours ago she send me a message on whatsapp that she will love to have a taste of my lips for 5ninutes, meaning we will be kissing for five minutes.




My good people I don't know what to do again... I've informed my friends to be at alert in case I collapse in the process............ Abeg anybody know if hypo dey work for teeth maybe make I prescribe hypo for her before she cum ma house??

Wait make BabaRamota tell you nau...

Pussy walls contain secretions that absorb sperm deposits and uses the fluid to enrich tissues and linings with no problem. Therefore it does not stink with sperm deposits, unless the deposit itself carries infections which when transferred will then result in contamination and irritation in the pussy.

The mouth has a different kind of lining and tissues in the palate and are designed for five things + water.
The five are - salt, sweet, sour, spice and alkali.

Nobody inserts salt, sweet, sour, spice or alkali into pussy. So why do women allow man pour sperm in their mouth and on their tongue?

This is where wahala begin o. What you smell from that girl no be ordinary mouth odour....that na decomposed sperm she has been swallowing.

BabaRamota don talk hin own.
Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by Nobody: 1:12am On Dec 20, 2017
BabaRamota1980:


Wait make BabaRamota tell you nau...

Pussy walls contain secretions that absorb sperm deposits and uses the fluid to enrich tissues and linings with no problem. Therefore it does not stink with sperm deposits, unless the deposit itself carries infections which when transferred will then result in contamination and irritation in the pussy.

The mouth has a different kind of lining and tissues in the palate and are designed for five things + water.
The five are - salt, sweet, sour, spice and alkali.

Nobody inserts salt, sweet, sour, spice or alkali into pussy. So why do women allow man pour sperm in their mouth and on their tongue?

This is where wahala begin o. What you smell from that girl no be ordinary mouth odour....that na decomposed sperm she has been swallowing.

BabaRamota don talk hin own.
gbam!

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