GameKartel:
1, they friend-zoned you just immediately they see you are beginning to fall for them – in their minds they will be like; “let me see if he would do whatever I say. Hello dear! I need #2,000 to call my runaway ex room-mate, etc”. With their trifling excuses looking all convincing.
2, they always result to standby call-flashing mode activated and, especially they hardly call nor reply your messages. And when they finally do – you may definitely be rewarded for pain-takingly typing and sending every of your elaborate and heart-pouring messages with series of short cold replies like; rili, sori, k, lol, nop, brb, ic, I fink, 5yn, xup, hey, yep, etc. they practically do these like every other day perhaps; with the selfish intention of keeping you in-check and tagging or stringing you along with their many in-explainable episodes. That has got to stop!
3, they can be too materialist. Yes o! We don’t need a voodoo priest to crack this one.
4, B’itch about you not showing them much care nor giving them enough affection. I don’t know, they so much want everything from you to the point where you will have to trudge along mountain Everest just to please them; and finally have yourself nearly reduced to a house maid’s wet rag. Yes o! They let it gets to their ‘bushy-wig’ head and just completely forget all your care-giving efforts since day one.
5, they would naturally lead you on for no apparent reason, perhaps just to see if you would fancy or notice them noticing you. They just basically feed off on the attraction energy, you lecherously dissipate out in this way; they feel so good about themselves, as if we are all in a struggle for control or something.
6, they always reset their biological clock: have you ever asked a girl about her age and she gives you straight answer?
7,I don’t know why they like competing with other girls over just one money man; all come rushing in like some vultures hovering the sky during lunch-break.
8,Why are so many single Nigerian girls fond of this attitude, just as soon as make your intentions known and they agree to start a romantic relationship with them. They would suddenly off-load all their baggage on you head o! It is never too light if you ask me.
9, they would want to infiltrate into your life and space totally just immediately when they have known you n.aked and seen you that of a man, they begin to stubbornly counter-play your every decision or heed to your advice for them. No wait! They want a say in how best you should live your life.
10, their over-accumulated anger would make you run for cover, if it turned too red-hot.
11, they see the three letter words as a travesty of your sincerity towards them. If you like say it like it’s your last day on earth; their wall of defense is already up and prepared to bend to whatever the direction the wind blows – at first, you ain’t gonna like the response you will get.
12, drooling too much on fantasy over reality: she would say she desire you on the phone madly like calling desperately and wishing you were here with her at least for some cuddle. And immediately you took the risky drive; beating night traffic and eventually showing up on her door mat in your abracadabra costume; she would angrily want you lost perhaps; the same way you manifested at the front door.
13, Too moody; yes! We all know this one, she can be very mood swinging in an unpredictable way, perhaps like an unsteady shifting shewolf under her first bone-breaking full moon. Trust me fellas, you don’t wanna be within her peripheral vision; lest kitchen culinary might land target on your head.
14, They have all kinds of splitting headaches, too many that you can’t even count the frequency at which they come; trust me no kumba yayaa for you obviously.
15, they can easily lost track of time on what to wear, how to look or walk to the point where they got it all mixed up and don’t know what fit them anymore; they might as well overkill perhaps, making the whole thing ugly again – please moderation is the key here. no wonder when you and your girl are going out on a date – you should at least give her 2hrs head start to be with the ’mirror judge’; unless you can afford to prostitute your time for uselessness. ‘’time is money they say.’’
16, when you finally met a good cultured woman and you pray she shouldn’t change a bit – trust me, you would find yourself in a chameleon style dance – just ask PsY, the Korean pop singer yourself.
17, when don’t ask them for their number, they may think you find them attractive enough – at this fragile stage some girls may continue throwing their weight on you as if you in the circus; while others may see you not man enough.
18, they would assume you don’t love them that intense for this reason, they would continue to assayer your faithfulness towards you by lashing out erratically; throwing all sorts of negative combos at you; perhaps to know where your end-game lies.
19, kiss and pretend nothing ever happen: I don’t know they do it, maybe she was lost during the bed-romping act or whatever.
20, they multi-date to keep their options open and their needs spread in different packages, scattered out like debris. Hence, one man can’t bring her all the packages as she’s got other men to do the job.
21, they nag like hell: as if we ain’t doing enough for them already. It will seems to me they have got some out-burst of spiraling emotions radiating all over their faces, anus and bodies – unknowingly driving men to the breaking point. Haha! What do you expect? ‘ it gets Physics kal’
22, they continue like a hobby to give you divided attention; have you ever seen a girl multi-tasking on her phone before? Just in-between asking you whether you have eaten something or how your day was over the phone; the next second she would assume the duty of a dedicated google staff , answering customer service with hotlines pouring from instagram, Whatsapp, facebook likes/comments, messengers and posing for chains of continuous selfies at the same time, thus forgetting you exist while you are basically still on the other side just wondering nothing.
23, you generalize and say; “all men are dogs!” but here is a riddle for you. When we say some girls are holes; “WHAT MADE THE DOG SO TRAPPED IN THE HOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE?” the girls would just continue to take, and take everything from us with nothing to give in return. I guess women have already taken over the world that now breeds generation of today’s gender bashing single girls that says men do these, men do that. Most Nigerian girls see feminism has a weapon to garrotte the man’s ego with their untamed saliva-dripping jaws. This is my official counter -thread so please, don’t take it personal. It is the nairaland’s tradition.

emmie14:
Teenagers should stay away for dating and relationship. Ladies are naturally materialistic and demanding. If you can't afford them avoid them. Stay away from ladies they will not come after you.Complaining is nit the solution rather hard work. That is their nature , you can't change it

NaoSlay:
TBH , relationship issues doesn't freak me , I don't know why guys bother themselves with relationship issues , make your cash and see girls tripping for you , you think if you've got the cash what the op mentioned in this list would it be possible for a girl to behave like that towards you?

Work for cash and see beeches chase you.

ubunja:

thats the most important truth most guys dont get. dont chase women chase money.and when your money is right dont chase women chase pvssy. that is, when you have done your hustle, dont chase relationships instead chase pvssy.
thats the biggest revenge.
the time when women finally want you,dont reject them, but use them.play them till they are dizzy.

emmie14:
Teenagers should stay away for dating and relationship. Ladies are naturally materialistic and demanding. If you can't afford them avoid them. Stay away from ladies they will not come after you. Complaining is nit the solution rather hard work. That is their nature , you can't change it

paschal47:
see what kept a full grown man awake. So by 5:00am when men are thinking of how to move from point A to point B, another is thinking of how to construct a counter thread.

It's like you want to be unfortunate in life? It's your type that would still come and tell us here on nairaland that you need advice, that your girlfriend is cheating on you.


My candid advice, bro it's too early for all this nonsense, go and make money and watch them dying to get your attention.

ubunja:

dont shame another brother.
leave that to the hoes. dont do that work for them.you are not going to get paid for it.

paschal47:


Honestly do you think they care? I'm not shaming any body just giving him a piece of advice before it's late.

I don't want a brother coming here to type 'baba God pick my call', when he has been dialing the wrong number.

ubunja:

only Gold Diggers are like that by nature.
our mothers were not like that.

emmie14:


Most our girls nowadays are soundly educated. Our mothers didn't your phones as youths. They go to farms some got married because they were strong in the farm. Can't you marry an illiterate girl? Civilization comes with good and bad. Alot of beautiful things. The introduction of internet and social media brought lots of change and demands.

Earthquake1:
Girls created a thread, you created one back are you jobless?

ubunja:

so you agree women changed.
its not their natural state to be materialistic.

emmie14:
Teenagers should stay away for dating and relationship. Ladies are naturally materialistic and demanding. If you can't afford them avoid them. Stay away from ladies they will not come after you. Complaining is nit the solution rather hard work. That is their nature , you can't change it

Purebeerry:
E pain am

NaoSlay:
TBH , relationship issues doesn't freak me , I don't know why guys bother themselves with relationship issues , make your cash and see girls tripping for you , you think if you've got the cash what the op mentioned in this list would it be possible for a girl to behave like that towards you?

Work for cash and see beeches chase you.

jeff1607:




Even after making the money, a time comes in a man's life when you want something deeper that money can't bring,

You would feel the need for that deeper connection, to protect and to provide and also to feel genuine appreciation for that thing you did no matter how little, to see that face beaming with smile any time you arrive just like a dog sees his master, even after making so much money and gathering the ladies you still need that special one

emmie14:


Change is constant. From infant to puberty is change . Illiteracy to literacy era is change. Dressing changes. Cars from analogue to digital.

NaoSlay:


That's why it would be up to the man that as he is making his money let his 'wise' game be soaring so as not to make foolish decisions.