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Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jan 04, 2018
dyadeleye:


Bruh na ugly girl dey loyal pass and Dem sabi fvck
Better shape sef na bonus
Between, nobody is ugly bruh
so u telling me u never see a fat ugly shapless girl before? cheesy
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by sirjentul05(m): 4:00pm On Jan 04, 2018
Nwanne if u haven't seen gonorrhea b4, oya bia leya ebe a
My frnd ur suffering frm syphilis erus, staphylocuccus erus and all the eruses in ur body


#itz jentul#
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Millz404(m): 4:25pm On Jan 04, 2018
AFONJAboiy:


Sorry what's "PIED"?
Porn induced erectile dysfunction
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Mushrik: 6:29pm On Jan 04, 2018
AFONJAboiy:
Although have never had sex before but whenever I watched porn movie I use to get erection, so I met this girl at PH some days ago and I told her that I want to have sex with her so she promised me later, last night when she came around she said she's ready and we get on it, I tried to make my preek stand but e no gree stand so I manage the little erection to insert her but after some minutes (if up to) I noticed sperm dey kom so I removed it and put it away, but afterwards no erection again and she was waiting for me, aswear I don fvck up, as in ehn I was ashame of myself, since yesterday nw have been avoiding her.... Shey I no complete as a man ni? Coz I don't really understand what is wrong with me sef. I failed woefully sexually

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Originalsly: 7:23pm On Jan 04, 2018
Hmmm..... erection while watching porn... gazing at big nyansh ...what happens after?....masturbation? I suspect masturbation is one problem...you need to somehow drop that habit. The bigger problem as some said before...is anxiety/fear.. Anxiety can make you ehmmm....finish before you even start. Fear is an erection killer. You need to forget about sex for now..... you never had so will not miss. Why?.... you already have fear in you.... should you try to do it .... the fear will be ...will I have an erection?...will I be able to maintain it this time?...what will happen if I don't? ... will this mean that I really am not man enough?...what will the girl say?...will she tell her friends?...and the other girl will be saying the same. When these thoughts be running through your head...you really think you will have erection? Forget sex for now.... stop watch porn. ..find other stuff to do... in a few months you may be ready to represent yourself. Lastly...it may just be that you have a UTC...urinary tract infection...go get tested.
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jan 04, 2018
i guess u were on drugs or high on weed
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by iamnlia(m): 10:34pm On Jan 04, 2018
Maybe you took drugs, or just anxiety.

Maybe your mind was giving doubts, it's good to have bright imagination plus dirty mind.
You'll summon the Dracula in 4 seconds.
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by kelzgie: 10:34pm On Jan 04, 2018
LMAO!!!!.. O boy.. See laugh..

AFONJAboiy:
Although have never had sex before but whenever I watched porn movie I use to get erection, so I met this girl at PH some days ago and I told her that I want to have sex with her so she promised me later, last night when she came around she said she's ready and we get on it, I tried to make my preek stand but e no gree stand so I manage the little erection to insert her but after some minutes (if up to) I noticed sperm dey kom so I removed it and put it away, but afterwards no erection again and she was waiting for me, aswear I don fvck up, as in ehn I was ashame of myself, since yesterday nw have been avoiding her.... Shey I no complete as a man ni? Coz I don't really understand what is wrong with me sef. I failed woefully sexually
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by dyadeleye(m): 11:30pm On Jan 04, 2018
lefulefu:

so u telling me u never see a fat ugly shapless girl before? cheesy

Haba, bruh..that's fvcked up, na like you dey tell me say albino with Baldhead wey get hunchback again....you don see something like that before?
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Espada10: 12:31am On Jan 05, 2018
SIaye:
Mehn you don too masturbate and watch porn. Your brain now only knows Mia Khalifa and no one else grin grin grin choi

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Espada10: 12:36am On Jan 05, 2018
Look the trick to this is tò start with pre-intimacy ..Don't just pull out you dick and insert.Even pornstars don't Sex like that..let her suck you first(but not too much or you may release in her mouth faster than Flash) while you massage her breast or better still start with a 69 position.
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by arki(m): 6:56pm On Jan 06, 2018
AFONJAboiy:


Plz can u share d name of d drugs?

he asked me to get mangra, it's a drug that stimulates ur sexual performance. take it twice without indulging ur self into sex, after the third time, u can now hv sex. it helps pump blood into ur penis hence enables maximum erection, take it 1hr before sex. Also stop masturbation, it weakens ur erection
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AceDomino(m): 9:13am On Jan 07, 2018
You're not alone because people can feel your pain
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by arki(m): 2:51pm On Jan 07, 2018
flaws:
manjara That stuff that you get from abokis that sell herbs
Mangra not ur manjara
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Laolu97(m): 3:29pm On Jan 07, 2018
You see wetin porn don do to you..?
Just stop watching it and stop craving for those porn stars.She is different, you don't expect her to get really dirty on you like the porn you watch!
cheesy

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