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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jan 27, 2018
you're still a prostitute ( no offense ) just that you ain't taking it up as a profession... you're being a prostitute for fun.
and about the pain in penetration, go check yourself, something may be wrong somewhere.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by SamsonJohn743(m): 3:56pm On Jan 27, 2018
Ion agree with number one. Ya'll enjoy sex more...what's 90 n 10%.You guys that have more than one orgasm during sex.
smh!
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 27, 2018
All these ugly girls. Na guys I blame sha. The guys that put their stick inside any skirt. Check well the other profiles... Ugly things!
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by AyamConfidence(m): 4:05pm On Jan 27, 2018
DaddyKross:
cheesy grin grin



Congrats Op, your stupidity has been unveiled to the whole world. Do not be fooled, the person behind the moniker is not a lady nor is it a man.


It's a Bobrisky
baba you no see say this girl wey dey wahala me upandan na ashawo ni

Jamariwolf4 abeg you dey stand for Allen for night??

How much short time??

Olosho oshi

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by makydebbie(f): 4:27pm On Jan 27, 2018
Daeylar:

Better start listening, your mentioñs are increasing grin grin




Awww cheesy


It's their way na, now they want to preach about decency and indecency and what's right or wrong,
Mtcewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

It will

Lol grin grin
As everyone turns pastor e weak me. grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by makydebbie(f): 4:31pm On Jan 27, 2018
BluntBoy:


You also right, my Queen.
kiss kiss

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jan 27, 2018
makydebbie:
As everyone turns pastor e weak me. grin
Sup with hawk
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by makydebbie(f): 4:39pm On Jan 27, 2018
greiboy:
Sup with hawk
I don't know.
I'll check on her today.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jan 27, 2018
makydebbie:
I don't know.
I'll check on her today.
Alright do that, tell her we miss her laughter filled comments on nairaland wink
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by makydebbie(f): 4:47pm On Jan 27, 2018
greiboy:
Alright do that, tell her we miss her laughter filled comments on nairaland wink
Sure I'll.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by snowblaq(f): 5:59pm On Jan 27, 2018
Na big wa!!!

Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Ebios(m): 6:13pm On Jan 27, 2018
MissJoy29:

I dey see o.
fellow linguist,u have not done what l said...
Why?
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by MissJoy29(f): 7:28pm On Jan 27, 2018
Ebios:
fellow linguist,u have not done what l said...
Why?
It's complicated dear.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf no go kill me for this forum. tongue
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Ebios(m): 8:21pm On Jan 27, 2018
MissJoy29:

It's complicated dear.
it shouldnt be bc i dont av any ulterior motive apart from sharing linguistic and pedagogical knowledge. So pls do so.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jan 27, 2018
Someone collects money in exchange for sex and says she's not an olosho, okay she's a bureau de change.... Cheap LovePeddler
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by sallazlee(m): 9:25pm On Jan 27, 2018
this girl is a Shithole. brainless fellow
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Shugavee(f): 9:36pm On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
beautiful u said all!!
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Tohzara(m): 1:13pm On Jan 28, 2018
bonifield~stun:
mind your business broke ass dude, y'all be looking for free Bleep upandan, do you even think y a girl cry while having sex for the first time no!! because a guy way dey f**k for the first time the thing dey sweet am die while for lady the thing dey pain am some even bleed for 2 days, so for ladies sex no easy so I salute dem and give dem money, so go and jump from ikoyi bridge if I f*ck ur girl and give her 50k for just one night stand

Tozara: Lol. Fool. You never get free sex because you're an unappealing disgusting bastard that suffers from the malady of grotesque ugliness. So no girl will desire you enough to have you pierce her hooha with your dirty instrument, without having you compensate her for the torture.

Over my dead body will I pay for sex. It's because your father was a sex-starved reptile that couldn't afford the love of desirable women that he settled for a subhuman that would end up giving birth to a baboon like you. He paid a drooling triton who foolishly took in his semen to manufacture a retård-----you're only following in his footsteps. That's what DNA can do.

I've got better things to do with my money. You can waste yours on prostitutes for all I care. Sex is what defines your existence so enjoy it while your meaningless life lasts, brainless bastard.
Stop deleting my post without doing the same to that of the person it was intended for.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Tohzara(m): 1:17pm On Jan 28, 2018
sallazlee:
this girl is a Shithole. brainless fellow
Lol. A SHITHOLE. Quite apt. grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Manasp: 5:08pm On Jan 28, 2018
Get your self Partlock, stop disturbing ur self
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Talius(m): 1:12am On Jan 29, 2018
DaddyKross:




Odogwu Nwanne cheesy
Respect, Nna anyi.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by MissJoy29(f): 11:50am On Feb 04, 2018
Ebios:

it shouldnt be bc i dont av any ulterior motive apart from sharing linguistic and pedagogical knowledge. So pls do so.
I didn't say you have. The others before you really spoilt things. So....

Happy Sunday
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Ebios(m): 12:09pm On Feb 04, 2018
MissJoy29:

I didn't say you have. The others before you really spoilt things. So....

Happy Sunday
,,spoiling things as in....

Lol,,,,
just reply my email.
Happy Sunday
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Revolva(m): 11:54am On Jun 02, 2018
Join here and see all naija olosho ..n hoes...some may be ur sister or girlsfriend or aunties

https://mobile.facebook.com/naijaolosho/?refid=52&__tn__=C-R
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by meobizy(f): 2:37pm On Aug 22, 2018
This is another rubbish attention seeking thread. At least it got this comment out of me so I guess it worked.

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