DriveByKiller:


Evils!!!! You captured my mind , brother. He deliberately avoided that post so those who searched his moniker wouldn't see it.

Damn!!! You're a fücking genius!!!

edimolu2:

thinking you know all and always quoting yourself keeps making you look the fool, niccur, assume you know less and do some fervent thinking! it would go a long way in your stunted and zig-zagged destiny!

what does not quoting a mention mean, i received several mentions from you and you expect me to see all, unlike you, i was multitasking at that time!

am free now....where is the comment, show me let me scatter your destiny, God help you if it aint pain worthy!

if you run, na better thundar go fire you

DriveByKiller:


Evils!!!! You captured my mind , brother. He deliberately avoided that post so those who searched his moniker wouldn't see it.

Damn!!! You're a fücking genius!!!

DriveByKiller:


@ edimolu , @ edimolu2
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

postmann:


A part on the back from a genius like you is like a take home souvenir.

I'll make your last post the final brutality.

He shan't escape it. While he laments, complain and plead, your punches do the needful.

DriveByKiller:

stop talking about destinies. You were registered a failure from the moment you drew your first breath.
Your destiny as an itinerant internet vagabond was sealed when your dumb mother cohabitated with a lounge-lizard to produce an oaf without taking the pains to do her genotype compatibility.

Hahahahha, this is the most hypocritic pile of gibberish i have ever set eyes upon, watery words coming from a failed 40 year old whose destiny is as stunted as a plant short of the necessary vitamins! Perhaps you forget you should be filling the void of those shortcomings that has rendered your life hopeless and without wife or kids to regard yours! LezzGoat thanks for the advice,i might pass on this one

What kind of man creates a thread begging nairalanders for help to find solution for someone with a mutated genotype?https://www.nairaland.com/3383110/advice-needed-genotype-compatibility

Lol, the more you keep saying this only reveals how intellectually-bankrupt you have become, such paralysis at the use of intellect and newness,this recycled jargons only qualifies as a mantra showcasing you never had a proper education, where were you when your mates were studying biology? Or has the internet become so forbidden for you to do research on things far from your knowledge? smh!..lol

What kind of man begs a fellow Nairalander for ideas on how to get laid?Want kind of man gets blocked serially by teenage romance section girls for demanding nudes?Only edimolu!!!

Hahahaha, no be only want na wânk olodo, i can sense the tensed nervousness and agitation in your words..olodo *Clears throat* so now it is to get laid and demand nudes again, buhahahahahha? Guy, see the way your brain cells keep flunctuating, if only you were not a declining entity in the art of wits, if only you aren't so lazy to read and understand words, if only you have the brains and talents to conjure new words, if only! you have lost drive with reality, now you have settled for resignation in success and stagnation in disses! Old-fool

Son , the only way your life will be considered successful is for you to write a Will right now instructing your family to bury you without a coffin for the earth to feed on your corpse without the stress of getting the cheap wooden coffin to compensate for your wasteful birth. You’re born to be cursed. Birthed to die like a homeless degenerate. Nairaland is succeeding where your father failed; giving you the attention that was a luxury in your home.

Niccur shut the fûck up, do not call me son, i am not your son, you would wish to ever regard a child son right? Never, it aint happening, you will remain unmarried and childless till your dying days! Lonely-bastard fool at forty oshi!

Dude listen up, you are nothing but a wounded horse thinking his words still matter in the ways and tides of great minds! That recycled hogwash you put up there is as weighty as a basket filled with your filthy- mother's pungent urine, you are a miserable fellow who lacks inner direction,a failure who logs on to nairaland with various monikers to vent his life's fustrations on fine minds, just so you know, blaming others for your misfortunes is just a temporary-relief, your reality still awaits you as you log out, lezz the self-limited bastard, always wanting everyone to be a failure like him inorder to boost a non-existent ego...your trademark should be "if nobody succeeds perhaps failure aint a bad idea"!

My last quote to you was 1:29 pm.
You were online in Nairaland even as at 2:38 pm. Mustitasking?You inherited every molecular prostituting cell of your mother's DNA

One word! "FOOL" it means one who is unintelligent, one without wisdom, which is entirely what you are,blood of jesus, how can someone be this stupid now, "seek first to understand" a common principle that doesn't manifest in your brain!D

The scatterbrained sozzled-idiot can't even spell the word properly,olodo Do you not know what multi-tasking is?, let me aid your addled brain, for your information, it means doing more than one thing at a time, which validates why i told you i couldn't give you a proper reply, but like an uneducated-schizophrenic-patient who without fervent reading and thinking assumed foolishly yet again hence bumping into my mention like a man void of potentials and vision

Don't fúck with me. You're inherently inferior to me from the basics of evolution

Another pathetic cry for vindication, pleeeaaaseee, niccur i already fûcked with you ten times than those drunks did to your whorish mother! How else do you want me to force that into your militant head?

Fearlez you are weak, your words are weak, it shows you applying much pressure, you have embedded yourself in the delusions of watery disses that it has shut the doors of improvision on you, dickface,i have seen all your stale disses time and again, so please bring me pain, something new-worthy, for once in your life, improvise intelligently, craft your words well, all i see are just some cheeky-recycled-verbiages! Creativity is exciting!..let it be your motto!

Stupid-dunce

DriveByKiller:
it’s my duty to do what the village midwives failed to do; Throw edimolu back into that yeast-carnal his mother calls pussy and watch him burn out by the yields of his mother's insatiable cøck-craving.

postmann:


A part on the back from a genius like you is like a take home souvenir.


I'll make your last post the final brutality.

He shan't escape it. While he laments, complain and plead, your punches do the needful.

edimolu2:

hypocritic-dunce! so you do not know the difference between "part" and "pat" right? olodo buruku

DriveByKiller:

@ edimolu , @ edimolu2
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

postmann:


And who takes into account the words of a pot-valou-ed, get-online-fame-or-die-trying sociopath?

edimolu2:


This Goat once created a failed-at-the-get-go thread with a very voluminous epistle that was not graced with more than two comments, asking a very stupid and dumb question if alcohol is bad for one's health, mumu, even if you never set foot in a school, are you too lazy to do a research on that? Olodo

DriveByKiller:

@ edimolu, @ edimolu2

kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

postmann:

I'm the light in the dark tunnel of your benighted, adult-class education. I'm that mighty river who let out a branch to supply you and your kindred the basic refreshment to your educational impoverishment. You must copy me and look up to me for inspiration whenever you have to converse in writing. You just can't help it. A look the emboldened betrays your endophenomena parasitic nature.

Now, look at the piece of junk you wrote up there. A closer look at your word combination leaves one with no other conclusion that you're a bona fide contemporary illiterate who never converse in English by default. You fight with words!

Look at your punctuations!!! Over 50 words with no full stop!!! You started with a narrative from the first word, spanning over 50 words without a full stop and ended with a question mark!

You try too hard. Intelligence can't be taken by force. You either have it or you dont. You weren't in jss 2f by chance. It was an intellectual assessment of your cognitive strength. Dunce!!!

Even that jss 2f which was the last arm of jss 2 was reserved for the community slot and that was how you sneaked your way into secondary school.
Dullard!!!

DriveByKiller:





@ edimolu, @ edimolu2


kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

postmann:
@ edimolu, @ edimolu2

postmann:
All you ever wanted to be was to walk in lezz's shadow. You even boasted to a fella that no one can "out cuss" you. But there's isn't enough intellectual payload to fulcrum you to glory hence you're stuck in a rutt.

Meanwhile, all your attempts at making this fatality-of the-year riposte roll away with your weak punches will be firmly resisted.

WALK IN YOUR SHADOW? YOU? A SHAMELESS FASHIONLESS POVERTY STRICKEN 40 YEAR OLD UNMARRIED FOOL WHO LAYS BOAST TO HAVING A 2000 NAIRA POWER BANK? MBA,NAH NAH I'D FÛCKING MAKE A PASS MATE!

edimolu2:

WALK IN YOUR SHADOW? YOU? A SHAMELESS FASHIONLESS POVERTY STRICKEN 40 YEAR OLD UNMARRIED FOOL WHO LAYS BOAST TO HAVING A 2000 NAIRA POWER BANK? MBA,NAH NAH I'D FÛCKING MAKE A PASS MATE!

Not again, o blood of jesus, this nonentity would not murder me with his blunder-ridden pile of gibberish! what is rutt na? na by force to use grammar? once again i have revealed the totality of your education being a waste!



For your info, the word doesn't exist in most dictionaries but doing a further research gives this! so how does its meaning correlate with the sentence to which you used it? EM U EM U.olodo

DriveByKiller:

@ edimolu , @ edimolu2


kindergarten!!! “Doctor says” is as old as the internet.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

postmann:

Night-time educated, jss 2f dullard who got into secondary school via community slot, occupying the last arm of jss 2 which was jss 2f, a class reserved for the mentally invalid. Stuck in a rut is a phrasal verb which means stagnancy.

If you ever worth the first slate that heralded your ill-fated educational voyage, you wouldn'thave been misled by the double T.

Ekpa! mumude

Jobless redundant. Chemist shop attendant. Wretched, sickle-cell-ed, cold-blooded, aromantic dweeb.

edimolu2:

[s]Pftttttt ode, a futile subtle-attempt in trying to remove yourself from the bottomless pit of foolishness, what a dumb shameless patient you are!

So it is now spellings you have problems with? Aren't you just a confused bastard? Your frequent wails and whinning is tantamount to that of a child! You have become weak with words!

Fearlez will not kill me oooo, chemist shop attendant? Na diss too be this ooo abi? Anyways you tried, it has been a while you called me that, just about the time i reminded you of oga panadol..please recycle this again okay? Ode

Nigga go Bleep yourself, you have been creatively spent! [/s]

DriveByKiller:

kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.