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Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 9:03pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
some might be wondering who's this again with this unconventional sobriquet. i reflect the state i'm in. The following factors influenced my choosing that name: 1) i'm part of the deprived in the society - will you believe if i tell you that i've never eaten shawarma, pizza or berries. I can't play ps2 because i never had one. The highest phone i've used is a symbian phone. Will you also believe that i've never been to an airport or bought new clothes for the past 18 months? Do you know i live in a face-me-i-face you were we share a toilet. do you also know that i'm currently lying on a torn and shaking upholstery because i can't fit into the overcrowded bed we have. i can go on and on. When you see my condition for real, you'll know it's an emergencycase |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 9:05pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
Doesn't change anything. It's all about mindset. |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 9:13pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
2) i'm literally not well - this was a major factor. Due to a writhing obstruction in my pipe, i spit every now and then to free it up. people see me as disgusting but i can't help it. intermittenly, i suffer attack on one side of my chest. i'm always disoriented and nauseated. most times i just lie down with water running down my cheek as i think of what being handicapped has caused me. If you see me, you'll know it's an emergencycase |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 9:40pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
Go and get original honey, black stone and mustard seed mix them together and take once a day.u will see changes, it works with prayers tho,get these items from a church tho. These are symptoms of dyspepsia/acid reflux What u think is blocking ur pipe making u spit and regurgitate is gastric juice due to indigestion 1 Like |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by mzangy: 10:53pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
Op from your write up, hope you are not the guy with the moniker 'Hungerbad'? |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 7:51am On Mar 17, 2018 |
3) i'm awkwardly dirty - i guess this has to do with the kind of slum i grew up in, i find my level of hygeine appalling. Do you know i have just 3 boxers in which i wear one for two days before changing it. I sometimes live the hair in my armpit bushy. This messes up my shirt when i sweat. Do you know i unconsciously eat with dirty hands. do you know i brush with water from the well even when i know it's not clean (helpless). The list goes on that when you see my lifestyle you will know it's an emergencycase |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 10:06am On Mar 17, 2018 |
4) i don't know how to woo a lady - i'm 26 but at this advanced youthful stage, i haven't dated officially before. Just fake relationships on social media. I find it hard pushing online dates to real dates because i lack the funds and words to win girls over one on one. When i see girls facially, i just fidget and deviate to boring talks. my case is an emergencycase as the only romantic thing i enjoy is to peep at girls thighs, bum and cleavage then go back home and self-service. Hmm... My mates are flexing girls of all ages (from 15-45 years). |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by ba7man(m): 10:07am On Mar 17, 2018 |
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Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 12:43pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
FortifiedCity:huh? How about 'reality'? |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
Bantam:hmm... Talking about prayers, i wonder how strong my faith is. For honey, i'll experiment though. I've tried a lot of stuff with my meagre resources |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 5:18pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
EmergencyCase:They work together bruh, have faith and stop being hysterical. It causes imbalance in ur system. I've been there before.Original honey should be abt 1500,just have at least 2000-2500.Wish you quick recovery. |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 6:24pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
Please don't tell us, we really don't wanna know . |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 7:34pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
mzangy:nahh.. I'm not. The guy you even mentioned is a philanthropist, from what i've seen here 3 Likes |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 10:09am On Mar 18, 2018 |
ba7man:bounce to where brother? I'm stuck |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 11:45am On Mar 18, 2018 |
EmergencyCase:your case is beyond me. the good Lord Jesus Christ is your strength. |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 3:39pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
Chikita66:hmm.. We're one family miss. that's why i listen to all too (like amani and airforce chronology) |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by UDUJ(m): 3:41pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
EmergencyCase: Your posts are always very depressing. You always say and think negative thoughts. No man moves forward with negative thinking. A negative mindset attracts nothing good. You don't need a religious person to tell you that. 1 Like |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 3:45pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
UDUJ:Exactly. |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by UDUJ(m): 3:48pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
Chikita66: I noticed this for sometime now, but just had to say something today. How are you doing! Happy Sunday |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 3:48pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
UDUJ:I'm okay, same to you. |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 9:08pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
elyna:oops.. Never intended for that number 3 to be conspicuous, but i just felt i should let it all out. Sorry for the exasperating message passed across |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by terrezo2002(m): 8:31am On Mar 19, 2018 |
Proverbs 18:14 The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? Mr emergency, I know your present state may not be good, but stop making it worse by your grumbling and complains. What are you doing about it? We all have our various challenges, but it is our attitude that will determine if we will overcome |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 10:34am On Mar 19, 2018 |
UDUJ:i can't really help it as per my uncertainties. how do you expect me to have a positive mind when my premonitions always come to pass. |
Re: Many Of You Don't Know Why My Moniker Is Emergencycase by Nobody: 8:56am On Mar 26, 2018 |
EmergencyCase:is your situation really that bad? let's talk. |
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