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Guy; babe can i have your number so we talk more later
Girl ; sorry my phone is busy.....






Much later,
Guy ; inside car sees girl.... heyy wasup
Girl ; responds very well.... am fine and u trying to be friendly..
Guy ; shifts small and asks her, is your phone still busy? While driving off

What have they made a spider and a cricket so this time

Wow...story line sounds like something av heard before .....

How will akwa united want to sign messi really got me cracking

So what then .... after that what next

Hmmmmmm religious issue and this country.... we no know who be who AGAIN

Hehehehehehe check am na

dynicks:
guy aswear eh if anything happens to me as a result of the laughter u caused me eh!!

oz4real83:
This is no time for politics, it is time for everybody to stand and fight for their survival. If the Fulani think that Nigeria belongs to them, then Nigeria needs to burn down to ashes, nobody needs a Nigeria that belongs to only the Fulanis, we want a country that belongs to everybody.

kai kai kai.....u r so on point...how it burns my heart to see a truly one naija that works...

My ex called me lighting ......i would never accept the no sex thing but everything else is cool.... anyways, i can do with a smart chick for a good friend but no dating

I fo just count am give u like that

God bless your point of view ....

sorority11:
Marriage sure is draining no doubt.

First it makes you too responsible. There are some habits that makes you, you. You just have to drop such habits whether good or bad and take life seriously. Now this is the part I hate most about marriage. I love sarcasm too much.

Secondly, the nature of your partner might not appeal to you anymore (physically and character wise) maybe after one or two child birth; she is already looking like mama while you are still looking yourself but a little bit round. This is major factor that brings down ones sex drive. When a lady reaches 40-50 she becomes an untamed Lion. Always complaining, always shouting, always talking and narrating how people talk about them, become too spiritual and read meaning to unnecessary things. This is much of a big deal to people though especially husband that want to live a quiet life.

Your children will not just let you rest. The way you envisioned your children to be might just quite be the opposite. Especially parent that deal with stubborn kids, not to mention dull kids. Sometimes you begin to doubt if you are failing as a father. Not to mention your wayward teenagers are really of such an handful. Believe me I hate teenagers they begin to rebel against your modus of operandi and philosophy you are trying to shape them with.

Money. Wife is asking for money, children are asking for money, landlord is asking for Nepa and security bill, school fees, Christmas clothes, impromptu expense, extended family is asking for money, rent will be due in 2 months time. See what is going on in someone's child head. Every fiber in his body is yearning for a break from everything, but it seems impossible.
Worst is when you are 40 something and you haven't even buy a piece of land. You will start counting will I be dead in 40 years time? What will I leave for my children.

Every couple needs to take a break like 1week away from everyone, rent a hotel buy the best food, relax, swim, gist with friends, behave childish, watch funny video and stop thinking for a week. After that week believe me you will come back looking fresh and energized.
Do this at least 3 times a year.
But mine will be once in 2 months

Opposite = etisoppo

I really wish there is a valhala as they profess, waiting for them

No, 79% precisely

Kriss216:
12 wives


I'm very sure 75% of those kids are not his by-product.

Hahahahahahaahaha ee never late na...join modern day slavery so your gene no go complain as u dey do now

MejiLoyon:
Legend

Whenever I see this picture I dey dey disappointed with my fore fathers.
Instead make them calm down, make oyinbo carry them go America ,highest dem go be slave for a while before them release them,for where ,my great grandfather dey run upandan inside bush dey escape oyinbo. He no know say he dey escape good life. Now I'm stick with herdsmen and organ harvesters. May be my name no go be mejiloyon but Breastistwo. Me and Mayweather for dey ball like this.

How old are u? Does your mama know u posting pictures on d media now?

Nna see my look alike.....i get in trouble with birthdates, i had to use reminders....phone number atoooo..... even one of my ex called me a selective memorizer

Jirehz:
Honestly I’ve had this same problem with all the girls I’ve dated.
I can’t do it!
My mom is the only one I saved her number with “momsy”

All the girls I’ve been here with find it absurd that I save their numbers with their full names.
What is wrong there?
I can’t save numbers with “my love”

One I had been with for 5+ years took it so serious and it caused issues between us.
What is wrong in saving your number with your name?

She was also angry that I can’t say her number off hand( said she memorized mine first week we started dating). My mom is the only person in the world I know her number off hand. My only number I know off hand is my first ever number. I can’t even say my current main line off hand.

Bia chi kpachara anya gi oooo.... the boob own i can let it slide but nyash.... well shaped bubble butt with some jigglings on d side is one of my bucket list

Chii59:
See them salivating over some pouch of fat on a woman's chest, yet tomorrow they slut-shame females. The day guys stop hyping these blobs of fat (boob and nyash)... will probably never come.

We've all got our own levels of enjoyment....my palmwine and a joint....my way of enjoyment

dederocs:
That is why we must allow ourselves, and enjoy polygamy...one woman go bore you, unless she is rich.

This your reverse psychology no go work

ShackWes:
this gender is so useless


now imagine men uploading their pricks to seduce or what's the fûcking purpose of this?

I know ur type.... but hang in make i come

OyigboUpdate:
Nnamdi Kanu the Johnny sins of Biafra funny people

Make dem lock baba J , free Barabas,? Hmmmmm

dangotesmummy:
Then they should accept him back in prison and exchange his freedom for someone else who really wants to be free.life is all about Choices,they should swap him with someone else.release an inmate and take him back to prison.lobatan

I guess he must have made friends in prison

OyigboUpdate:
Tinubu no fit do this nonsense

oya begin send the ones wey fit do nonsense ... chairman up dia and oga cam coder

Depends on mood u find yourself in...forget we guys dey get heat period sef... another thing is the person ur doing the do with....is she sexy as hell

Send video of not only his unclothedness ooo....
Send tinubu own join and the chairman up there

OyigboUpdate:
Ni worry video go pop up this month

Hmmmmm he looks healthy.... i would like to see some other people unclothedness sef... some go be like amoeba

psucc:
And the secondary School economics textbook has the answer to that - man is insatiable.

mans wants are insatiable

All these biased Supporters of evil ...may evil always tie wrapper next to u

Awww my sexy course rep wey later come tell me all the lecturers wey dey pion her small small inside lecture hall before students even come....kai that gal really made the rest of my nursing days in school so much fun.... na so she go pack gals full my house...truth or dare games that would lead to live porn and am d referee...enough to eat and drink dey house and this gals will all stay for days....kai....it was so much fun