Gari Concious Nigerians

Na Gari i smoke with Akara this morning. iwas so happy throughout the day. My brains were working so sharp,

Gari good for body ooo
Smoke as much as you could
It is good 4 ur health

@software
kai! are you trying to make the rest of us jealous. garri with akara? yummy!
why your head no go dey clear?

@spoilt

My sister, the things sweet o. The Akara was ganished with This Suya Pepper.
I come push am with very cold h2o
My boss knew my spirit was doubled today.

usually, when it is 1pm i would feel like closing for work. but today 4pm i was still sharp and smart.

Gari Dey work o, Its a very good formula. Its was IjeBU GARI

@ software
you are torturing me. i don hear. i dont have access to akara!

software:

Gari Concious Nigerians

Na Gari i smoke with Akara this morning. iwas so happy throughout the day. My brains were working so sharp,

Gari good for body ooo
Smoke as much as you could
It is good 4 your health

Akara and moi moi, damn i miss naija a lot sha

I haven't had this in 2yrs now becos my mom doesn't cook it like that anymore

Omo Eko:

Akara and moi moi, damn i miss naija a lot sha

I haven't had this in 2yrs now because my mom doesn't cook it like that anymore

just wash the beans and make moi moi,it's not that hard

spoilt:

@lalaboi
im serious do u think i forged it? its true. or they use their tummies

@bameyi
its not anything to do with bashing the hausa man. people have gone to where it is mass produced. its a horrible sight i hear!

chei spoilt ROFL.
Make the mallams in our midst no catch you

eeeya Dont worry i would post u guys some Akara + Ijebu Gari for you to smoke until ur eyes Turn Red and some hausa KuliKuli

chei spoilt ROFL.
Make the mallams in our midst no catch you

@babyosisi they cant catch me. this forum is anonymous! nothing traces back to me!

spoilt:

@ software
you no well!

Ha na true oh.Kai i wish i can get d kuli kuli i ve eaten in years out.LOL

smoked it last night. . right now im at work n i feel like smoking some but just discovered i've exhausted it  . . oh! poor me  

Great Topic,

Am a software developer and think I should let you know that I have a software called Garri Creator. Is an easy to use software and can do more than you really though. You can use it to extract garri from the Net, and put it in your MOUTH , yes, I mean open it, sorry, I wanted to show you a kinda sample.

It costs about 5 USD to get, you can send me your email address and password and I will forward a free trial version to you.

My team are currently working on Akara Cooker software to make our great softwares a blend.

Nothing like Garri, No place like Ijebu, No software like Garri Creator.

I was in London for 6 months, 2 weeks, thanks to my Aunt, Was busy feeding I with Eba, garri, akpu, and the rest, was fun all through

lolzz. .

segoye2:

Great Topic,

Am a software developer and think I should let you know that I have a software called Garri Creator. Is an easy to use software and can do more than you really though. You can use it to extract garri from the Net, and put it in your MOUTH , yes, I mean open it, sorry, I wanted to show you a kind of sample.

It costs about 5 USD to get, you can send me your email address and password and I will forward a free trial version to you.

My team are currently working on Akara Cooker software to make our great softwares a blend.

Nothing like Garri, No place like Ijebu, No software like Garri Creator.

I was in London for 6 months, 2 weeks, thanks to my Aunt, Was busy feeding I with Eba, garri, akpu, and the rest, was fun all through

That software is highly welcome. will be good for addicts like bameyi, software and babyosisi!

@segoye2

Please don't forget KuliKuli software too o
Dont worry WE the Gari Concious Nigerians dey your back like a mihty ROCK. 

Dont worry about the money, We can do aything as long as it is too smoke Gari.

Gari Rules

@ software
are you ready to contribute? me i'm ready!

spoilt:

@ software
are you ready to contribute? me i'm ready!

My sister, Before Nko? I am fully ready.

Fully Charged

Fully Loaded

For me o, i can do anything to smoke Gari. My mum even confirmed it. She said GARI has been my best food since childhood.

Right now, I am still keeping the flag flying

She said GARI has been my best food since childhood.

@ software
we have to crown you Garri king soonest. the thing hold you bad!!!!!!!!!

spoilt:

@ software
we have to crown you Garri king soonest. the thing hold you bad!!!!!!!!!

my sister, no be my fault o. me sef, i dont know why o,
I just cant stop smoking Gari,

I take gari almost every afternoon, although My doctor said it's contributing 2 ma eye defects

old boy if you get any software like that you will be the next bill gate of nigeria you know how much you fit make if na play stop an but if na true i dey you back. because before you know am them you list you for new york stock market. old boy na GARI BE THE SOLUTION .

busygirl:

I take gari almost every afternoon, although My doctor said it's contributing 2 ma eye defects

that is serious oh! never really believed that it causes eye problems!

busygirl:

I take gari almost every afternoon, although My doctor said it's contributing 2 ma eye defects

My sister, abeg dont mind those doctors, I use to have eye problem and my doc also said the same thing, But the more i smoked the Gari, the less i began to feel the pains. Right now no matter the volume i take it does not affect me. My body don use to amm too much,

Ok people, thank you for supporting this great project. I suppose you like it because are want a free trial or free copy, all the same. I have it fully tested now, but I need something to complete this whole test. I need Akara, can you help me out? Akara are you there?

segoye2:

Ok people, thank you for supporting this great project. I suppose you like it because are want a free trial or free copy, all the same. I have it fully tested now, but I need something to complete this whole test. I need Akara, can you help me out? Akara are you there?

Akara abeg pls come ooo. Dont let this project be further delayed,
Thanks Akara.

Its ur friend. Gari

LOL.

I cnt wait to have d combination again.

Gari + Akara=

i drank garri yesterday (again)! i was really stressed up so i decided to unwind with some gaff. it was wonderful. it was ghana garri. i put in the essentials. milk and sugar.
after that i slept like a baby. why is garri so therapeutic?
i can never stop.

spoilt:

i drank garri yesterday (again)! i was really stressed up so i decided to unwind with some gaff. it was wonderful. it was ghana garri. i put in the essentials. milk and sugar.
after that i slept like a baby. why is garri so therapeutic?
i can never stop.

Haaa na today, Dont be suprise if Gari + somthing (x) turns out to be the cure for AIDS, There are lot of nutrients in Gari,

THE ANALYSIS



Gari + Very COld Water (Cures Headache)

Gari + Akara (Shine Shine BOBO)

Gari + BEans (IT cures Any blood Sickness)

Gari + HAusa KuliKUli (Automatic sleep in the Afternoon)

Gari + Milk and other Condiments (Automatic Sleep in the afternoon)

Dr Software
(garicologist)

Haaa na today, Dont be suprise if Gari + somthing (x) turns out to be the cure for AIDS, There are lot of nutrients in Gari,

@ software

ha! you believe that?
that will be a nice cure for hiv!

I love smoking garri.
In fact I once toyed with the idea of bottling the water from Ijebu garri and selling as a drink
I am sure that it will be a hit.

garri umm don't think i will eat it like before though. i see it in the store here but never bought it. i think i like the one i make myself from scratch. i love yellow garri.


few years ago, i was first year at UI. One good day, got back from class and no food. checked my cupboard and saw some garri, not much for my hungry stomach, but then i just pour in water and then some guys knocked on the door. i quickly went to hide the garri. When the guy left, i went back for it, lo and behold it was sooooo swell up, at first i was like YAY! now it's alot, but then after tasting it oh man!! not too good to eat, lol. i poured it away and it landed on another lady's head oh, !

i noticed the garri they sell here is not that clean.