lefulefu:

some will even set their house on fire cos of dose hips

abi

Can someone give me her number? I think my house is burning.

Oboy! See fine geh

I don't know wetin she get wey my girlfriend no get

pocohantas:
They had to do that to get their attention. It is the same reason lots of organisations use ladies for adverts, brand faces, customer service officers, marketers, receptionists...

Some of our clients will shout and threaten. The moment my male colleagues give me their numbers to call and explain. All you'll be hearing after few seconds is, "I understand, I understand, it is not like I am angry, I was just disappointed. So, when do you say I should call back?"

Most times, all you need is a smile and 'tiny' calm voice

So poco fine like mammy water with segzy telephone voice.

made4naijamusic:
The Nigerian Federal Fire Service recently shared a tweet that reads, ‘smoke alarms save lives, but only if they’re working. Test all smoke alarms at least once a month. Press the test button to be sure the alarm is working’.

The tweet was shared with the photo of this very pretty fire fighter and trust Nigerians to ignore the message and focus on the lady.

See all the hilarious reactions

Source:
http://www.made4naija.com/2018/07/this-very-pretty-nigerian-fire-fighter-is-causing-a-twitter-meltdown-photos/

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So poco fine like mammy water with segzy telephone voice.

Took this picture for you today

pocohantas:
They had to do that to get their attention. It is the same reason lots of organisations use ladies for adverts, brand faces, customer service officers, marketers, receptionists...

Some of our clients will shout and threaten. The moment my male colleagues give me their numbers to call and explain. All you'll be hearing after few seconds is, "I understand, I understand, it is not like I am angry, I was just disappointed. So, when do you say I should call back?"

Most times, all you need is a smile and 'tiny' calm voice

It’s a very painful situation, but I get it sha

Earthquake1:




You think you will see her if there is fire in your house na ugly hefty men you go dey see

I die there I put fire because of them ni?

lefulefu:
*singing* i am burning up i am burning up my house on fire i am burning up burning up

make e never burn now o

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Ha, is this the same woman?

Na real fire oh!

Ishilove:

Those are the calm ones. The mad ones will still be abusing you on top of your credit. I had to block one particularly uncouth one on WhatsApp.

They kuku know me. Mi o raye sheeit, mehn. Lagos is hectic enough. Don't add to my stress

But most times you don't smile.neither do you have a tiny calm voice