Mariinee:
How do you know Oke odo?

Lol. Go item7, ask of Belliman or Orbit, tell them I say hi

Mariinee:
I'm good oh. How are you?

oh i am fine.lovely sunday eveing to u. Hmm iyam surprised ur friend preshy/Queensekzy never hola at u yet.

lefulefu:
they call it shotput. When i was in secondary in my jss 1-3 i stayed in the boarding house. There was this guy always fond of taking sh!t in an empty milk can or black cellophane bag. And d annoying thing he was fond of doin it in the room. Even if the toilet was functioning d dude will still do it and while he's doin it we will jus leave the dorm for him.we jus had to to report him to the house master.the thrashing he got on his buttocks and his howling of pain was music to our ears

Why you guys didn't flog him is my issue! I'd have kicked him in the face while he was squatting, I can't imagine someone shitting in the room I sleep in

lefulefu:
oh i am fine.lovely sunday eveing to u. Hmm iyam surprised ur friend preshy/Queensekzy never hola at u yet.

We are chatting on WhatsApp nah.

Mariinee:

Howdy!

Last born is in town. Sobi Barracks.

N0favors:
What’s this one saying? Are nairalanders not the same people we see around us everyday? Or are the from different planet? Mtcheeeeeewww

I greet you king

N0favors:
Lol. Go item7, ask of Belliman or Orbit, tell them I say hi

Can I collect free rice too?
Lol, I should say "no favors"?

Mariinee:
Can I collect free rice too?
Lol, I should say "no favors"?

Lol. Nah. Just say Jack

If I know when you’re going, I’ll tell him to treat you

LivingFree:


I greet you king

Hello Queen Only Queens recognise Kings

N0favors:

Lol. Nah. Just say Jack

If I know when you’re going, I’ll tell him to treat you

Awwwnnnnnn.
I'm on break now. I'll tell you when we resume.
Free treat must not pass me by.

zicoraads:

Howdy!

Last born is in town. Sobi Barracks.

Oh, that's cool. When's the date? I'm going over there on Tuesday.

LivingFree:


Why you guys didn't flog him is my issue! I'd have kicked him in the face while he was squatting, I can't imagine someone shitting in the room I sleep in

flog someone dat was about to poo?... If we did dat he had probably poo on us.what we did whe he was about to poo is run away from the room and he will jus have this triumphant smile on his face as he squarted over the milk can.

N0favors:
Hello Queen Only Queens recognise Kings

Chai! *falls off her throne*

I've missed you.

Mariinee:
Awwwnnnnnn.
I'm on break now. I'll tell you when we resume.
Free treat must not pass me by.

Yea, I’m aware and no problem. Anytime, any day

And back to your question, I used to frequent Ilorin and was always in Okeodo. When Bekandims was still bubbling

LivingFree:


Chai! *falls off her throne*

I've missed you.

You haven’t. You know how and where to find me if you truly missed me

Mariinee:
Oh, that's cool. When's the date? I'm going over there on Tuesday.

I think his is tomorrow. Since he has been there since yesterday. If he'll be around till you come, I'll direct him to you, maybe show him around a bit. Don't allow girls to 'toast' him oooo. Very fine boy and innocent too.

pocohantas:

That's because you never started with me.
You're young, dumb and broke...you don't call the shots, I do.
So, sit down and be humble


When you graduate with [minimum of] a 2.1, you let me know.

Savagery.but why?

N0favors:
Yea, I’m aware and no problem. Anytime, any day

And back to your question, I used to frequent Ilorin and was always in Okeodo. When Bekandims was still bubbling

Egbon Mii oh, any other egbon is a counterfeit.
Oh, I didn't know. So, you know that guy who owns Item7? He just opened a bigger restaurant recently.

zicoraads:

I think his is tomorrow. Since he has been there since yesterday. If he'll be around till you come, I'll direct him to you, maybe show him around a bit. Don't allow girls to 'toast' him oooo. Very fine boy and innocent too.

LMAO. I might end up being the toaster. Cougar mode.

zicoraads:

Howdy!

Last born is in town. Sobi Barracks.

Btw, it's "sobe"

Saintsammurai:
Lmao,,,,, The only place she will end is being a full time housewife and her husband can open a recharge card kiosk for her or if she is lucky,, she can start going to village markets,, selling garri..

But if she manages to graduate with good result,,, then she can teach kindergarten students in a quack primary,,, private school where the student pays 500 naira for school fees per term...

The highest job honours colourish can get is being a cleaner to the staff's toilet In a government school..

Hahahahaha, this one doesn't even know that I am no longer a student, I just keep laughing at your idiosyncrasies.

Mariinee:
Egbon Mii oh, any other egbon is a counterfeit.
Oh, I didn't know. So, you know that guy who owns Item7? He just opened a bigger restaurant recently.

Ofcourse I do. No be the new one be this ?

Mariinee:
LMAO. I might end up being the toaster. Cougar mode.

No try me.

But...you get money? I will even encourage him if you can foot all his bills. It will save me from the occasional calls for airtime.

Mariinee:
Btw, it's "sobe"

Na the English one I call na.

GrabHisBalls:
You won't blame her for thinking she's not on our level. She's been lied to that having a double honour in an underrated course would place her above you. Last, last, she'll dump her honours and go for ICAN. I know how people in her faculty reason.

Someone that got admission this year suddenly knows how people reason, Ode I have no business with ICAN or ACCA 'cause I'm not an accounting student. Have small sense na.

zicoraads:

No try me.

But...you get money? I will even encourage him if you can foot all his bills. It will save me from the occasional calls for airtime.


Na the English one I call na.

Do I look broke to you?
Uncle, just take correction.

Colourich:
Someone that got admission this year suddenly knows how people reason, Ode I have no business with ICAN or ACCA 'cause I'm not an accounting student. Have small sense na.

You have time.

N0favors:
Ofcourse I do. No be the new one be this ?

Yeah, it's that one.
I don't stay in Oke-odo though. I stay around the first junction close to Unilorin gate.

funmisticqueen:
do you put yourself in the category of worthy men? what makes you worthy as a man

Go sleep abeg.

Mariinee:
Do I look broke to you?
Uncle, just take correction.

No vex ma. Sending your number to him right away.

Kai! So upon all the 'toasting' wey I 'toast' you, las las na that small boy you come fall for.

This life!

Why not just reply them with K anytime there call you out, it will be better, ignore the bitter couple.

Colourich:
Someone that got admission this year suddenly knows how people reason, Ode I have no business with ICAN or ACCA 'cause I'm not an accounting student. Have small sense na.

zicoraads:

No vex ma. Sending your number to him right away.

Kai! So upon all the 'toasting' wey I 'toast' you, las las na that small boy you come fall for.

This life!

I be like bread wey you go dey toast?
Life is a ball of surprises.

Mariinee:
Yeah, it's that one.
I don't stay in Oke-odo though. I stay around the first junction close to Unilorin gate.

Didn’t know house are now around that place o. Haven’t been there in years. Okeodo used to be the last housing area. Royal fm side was the end of housing area