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Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by captainking(m): 2:05pm On Nov 10, 2018
Which one was your mums favorite tool guys If your mum used all... Then your matter pass me.. Detailed analysis

Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by derrydinny: 5:34pm On Nov 10, 2018
palm for slap
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by JONSYN7154: 6:37pm On Nov 10, 2018
Slippers. Lol
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Reinah(f): 6:55pm On Nov 10, 2018
My parents never really flogged me, Mum the disciplinarian preferred punishments. I still remember that day in 2008 when I served different types of punishment for hours because I was 4th in class.. That day, I almost became crippled. And I don't know if it was the punishment of that day o but afterwards, till I left secondary school, the worst I had was 2nd position.

The day in 2006 when she used a broom nko. Goodness! My cousin helped me remove the broomsticks from my flesh ni

Sha I don't know how a "konk" feels lik grin


TBH, some Nigerian parents are too harsh biko. And some of us don't see it as a problem, all in the name of being "typical".

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Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Nobody: 6:56pm On Nov 10, 2018
I have received all and more.
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Nobody: 7:00pm On Nov 10, 2018
bro you did not add the best tool mother use - the stick they use in turning semovita, that's the worst.

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Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by WinningEleven(m): 7:05pm On Nov 10, 2018
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Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by highqueen(f): 7:06pm On Nov 10, 2018
Palm.
It can reset brain.
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Nobody: 7:09pm On Nov 10, 2018
cry
It is a pity that my mum's weapon is not listed there.
That woman is gifted with the art of 'Mouth' weaponry.
You would prefer she beats you than 'advice' you.
Mummy, I love you

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Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by ikennamadu1(m): 10:33pm On Nov 10, 2018
usoroh4luv:
cry

It is a pity that my mum's weapon is not listed there.

That woman is gifted with the art of 'Mouth' weaponry.

You would prefer she beats you than 'advice' you.

Mummy, I love you

u just make me burst laugh... hahahahaha.... mom will not touch u.. her advice dey bring tears..
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by DanDeeBoss(m): 10:47pm On Nov 10, 2018
Seriously I don't remember my mum beating me..... Not received any from her though.... But from my dad Story for the godsgringrin
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by 4laferarri(m): 11:33pm On Nov 10, 2018
gloria34:
I have received all and more.
you must be very stubborn then

grin

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Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by TonyeBarcanista(m): 12:38am On Nov 11, 2018
All except the broom
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Biglittlelois(f): 6:15am On Nov 11, 2018
Spartula, it actually broke on my body lol
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Burgerlomo: 7:55am On Nov 11, 2018
gloria34:
I have received all and more.

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Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Burgerlomo: 7:56am On Nov 11, 2018
All of the above and there are some the OP didn't mention grin
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Blessograo(f): 7:57am On Nov 11, 2018
It is not here o. Pankere and TV cable
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Blessograo(f): 8:01am On Nov 11, 2018
It is not here o, it is pankere and TV cable. Bayocanny longtime of you're seeing this miss you grin
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Nobody: 9:10am On Nov 11, 2018
4laferarri:


you must be very stubborn then


grin
Can't say i was Innocent but i wasnt too bad either. Stuffs like playing outside or Forgetting to write date on Ur work in school or scoring below average in class can earn u Beating from my mom

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Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by bayocanny: 9:27am On Nov 11, 2018
Blessograo:
It is not here o, it is pankere and TV cable. Bayocanny longtime of you're seeing this miss you grin
You Ehn, I dey vex for you o.. where have you been?
I don miss you tire, oya dm me let's talk.
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by bayocanny: 9:46am On Nov 11, 2018
Reinah:

My parents never really flogged me, Mum the disciplinarian preferred punishments. I still remember that day in 2008 when I served different types of punishment for hours because I was 4th in class.. That day, I almost became crippled. And I don't know if it was the punishment of that day o but afterwards, till I left secondary school, the worst I had was 2nd position.

The day in 2006 when she used a broom nko. Goodness! My cousin helped me remove the broomsticks from my flesh ni

Sha I don't know how a "konk" feels lik grin


TBH, some Nigerian parents are too harsh biko. And some of us don't see it as a problem, all in the name of being "typical".
chai, sorry o... I can relate.
Ordinarily, I use to top my class every term back to back but when the god of academics decided to turned their back on me one term like that, i finished with 6th position, the kind of beating i received from my mom is unexplainable. she beat me with "orogun" (turner) all my body was swollen.
I can never forget that day.



I LOVE YOU MOM
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Reinah(f): 10:41am On Nov 11, 2018
bayocanny:

chai, sorry o... I can relate.
Ordinarily, I use to top my class every term back to back but when the god of academics decided to turned their back on me one term like that, i finished with 6th position, the kind of beating i received from my mom is unexplainable. she beat me with "orogun" (turner) all my body was swollen.
I can never forget that day.



I LOVE YOU MOM

grin grin
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by Blessograo(f): 11:00am On Nov 11, 2018
bayocanny:

You Ehn, I dey vex for you o.. where have you been?
I don miss you tire, oya dm me let's talk.
Lol been busy with school, I'm finally in Nigeria but temporarily.
Re: Which Of These Tools Was Your Mums Favorite Tool? by bayocanny: 11:11am On Nov 11, 2018
Blessograo:
Lol been busy with school, I'm finally in Nigeria but temporarily.
that's nice, check your email.

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