Nukilia:
Hoes. Everywhere
Broke ladies looking for ATMs

madridguy:
Don't blame them, na Nigeria situation.

QuickStandard:




I met two pretty ladies at the bus stop last week Tuesday, they wanted to lap when a bus came by, and I told them to seat that I will pay for the second seat.

When we came down I saw them behind me again and we entered the same vehicle again to the next stop, and I repeated the process.

Without exchanging words. Though I observed the thank you were plenty.

For the 3rd time I was surprised when we headed to the same bus again and boarded the same bus.

I paid again, but this time I asked them how come, does it mean we are going to the same place? That was how we started gisting.

But truth be told there was one that was very pretty. When we came down I requested for her number which she obliged.

Two days later I called her and we hung out, she requested for a repeat the next day which I obliged to as well.

Then on Sunday I called her, so we could hand out, she requested she came with her sister I didn't say no, they came and had lots of fun.

When I took them home she requested for some money, I was surprised, I gave her, and the next thing is baby I want to make my hair. huh

I was like em, sorry I don't have money for that, and she said baby, do you like my hair like this?


I was forced to ask her, sorry the day I saw you, your hair was already loosed, where you not planning to redo the hair before you met me?


Chai, for my mind I was like this babe self, so you at this hungry abi you think say I be ATM?

Her countenance changed.

That was how I left, now she's saying I ran away.

This is a lady that told me her last guy left her barely a month ago.

Now my question is, who will stick with such a lady?

I have not even be rude to know the color of your undies.

Now you see me as a mugu fall guy woman chop. My

Anyways what are my even saying

You see a cute lady on the outside and you think she has some self esteem, but you later find out she's a broke ass, looking for the next meal ticket....

Macopolo8:

The most painful part is that most of them are broke but will always form like they’re rich lol.

QuickStandard:



Like seriously it's a terrible situation

1StopRudeness:


Those kind babe wey dey lap no dey do hair pass 7k....

I know it's annoying being a parasite...but that's what the nation has become..all our ladies have become unconcious prostitutess...some are even proud of their prostitutee state......
Play ur part in helping the economy...last last..u shaa no go Straff for free....


U are too calculative

wizzyrich:
One politely asked me for tp that the money with her will not take her to her destination. So I gave her and left, but while I turned around to check if she has left, I saw her asking another person for money.

But I don't blame her sha, bad economy no dey look gender.

QuickStandard:



The bolded got me laughing

Bro no be my fault, I be business man.

QuickStandard:

I met two pretty ladies at the bus stop last week Tuesday, they wanted to lap when a bus came by, and I told them to seat that I will pay for the second seat.
When we came down I saw them behind me again and we entered the same vehicle again to the next stop, and I repeated the process.
Without exchanging words. Though I observed the thank you were plenty.
For the 3rd time I was surprised when we headed to the same bus again and boarded the same bus.
I paid again, but this time I asked them how come, does it mean we are going to the same place? That was how we started gisting.
But truth be told there was one that was very pretty. When we came down I requested for her number which she obliged.
Two days later I called her and we hung out, she requested for a repeat the next day which I obliged to as well.
Then on Sunday I called her, so we could hand out, she requested she came with her sister I didn't say no, they came and had lots of fun.
When I took them home she requested for some money, I was surprised, I gave her, and the next thing is baby I want to make my hair. huh
I was like em, sorry I don't have money for that, and she said baby, do you like my hair like this?
I was forced to ask her, sorry the day I saw you, your hair was already loosed, where you not planning to redo the hair before you met me?
Chai, for my mind I was like this babe self, so you at this hungry abi you think say I be ATM?
Her countenance changed.
That was how I left, now she's saying I ran away.
This is a lady that told me her last guy left her barely a month ago.
Now my question is, who will stick with such a lady?
I have not even be rude to know the color of your undies.
Now you see me as a mugu fall guy woman chop. My
Anyways what are my even saying
You see a cute lady on the outside and you think she has some self esteem, but you later find out she's a broke ass, looking for the next meal ticket....

1StopRudeness:


U seff know say I get u..she never ask for too much....
Na them dey lose pass, a man hardly ever feels used after sex like women.....so them dey try get some gain incase u start to form James bond after sex...

Guy....pay for the hair....no Biggie..if it no even reach 7k seff for that kind babe..some times, expression weave 3k + 1k5 hairstylist charge.

u never jam confirm thief wey go tell u say her mama or brother dey hospital say she need N76,950 for bills....Omo...I don waka small...

ashewoboy:
mr op. you are addressing irrelevance. did you phuck her? .

QuickStandard:


If you read again, my u will see where I said I haven't
Even ask to know the color of her undies

1StopRudeness:


U seff know say I get u..she never ask for too much....
Na them dey lose pass, a man hardly ever feels used after sex like women.....so them dey try get some gain incase u start to form James bond after sex...

Guy....pay for the hair....no Biggie..if it no even reach 7k seff for that kind babe..some times, expression weave 3k + 1k5 hairstylist charge.

u never jam confirm thief wey go tell u say her mama or brother dey hospital say she need N76,950 for bills....Omo...I don waka small...

QuickStandard:




I met two pretty ladies at the bus stop last week Tuesday, they wanted to lap when a bus came by, and I told them to seat that I will pay for the second seat.

When we came down I saw them behind me again and we entered the same vehicle again to the next stop, and I repeated the process.

Without exchanging words. Though I observed the thank you were plenty.

For the 3rd time I was surprised when we headed to the same bus again and boarded the same bus.

I paid again, but this time I asked them how come, does it mean we are going to the same place? That was how we started gisting.

But truth be told there was one that was very pretty. When we came down I requested for her number which she obliged.

Two days later I called her and we hung out, she requested for a repeat the next day which I obliged to as well.

Then on Sunday I called her, so we could hand out, she requested she came with her sister I didn't say no, they came and had lots of fun.

When I took them home she requested for some money, I was surprised, I gave her, and the next thing is baby I want to make my hair. huh

I was like em, sorry I don't have money for that, and she said baby, do you like my hair like this?


I was forced to ask her, sorry the day I saw you, your hair was already loosed, where you not planning to redo the hair before you met me?


Chai, for my mind I was like this babe self, so you at this hungry abi you think say I be ATM?

Her countenance changed.

That was how I left, now she's saying I ran away.

This is a lady that told me her last guy left her barely a month ago.

Now my question is, who will stick with such a lady?

I have not even be rude to know the color of your undies.

Now you see me as a mugu fall guy woman chop. My

Anyways what are my even saying

You see a cute lady on the outside and you think she has some self esteem, but you later find out she's a broke ass, looking for the next meal ticket....

Homeboiy:
I fear naija girls

My gf no dey demand but I DE fear her

ybalogs:
I won't pay the 2nd time sef not to talk of the third time. Turning me to baby just cos I've obliged her every time she asks will automatically make me collect everything I've spent on her by fire by force. It's not a crime to be broke but turning a good intention into something else is what I will never condone.

Macopolo8:

The most painful part is that most of them are broke but will always form like they’re rich lol.

1StopRudeness:
Guy na just hair...no be iPhoneX.....

Those kind babe wey dey lap no dey do hair pass 7k....

I know it's annoying being a parasite...but that's what the nation has become..all our ladies have become unconcious prostitutess...some are even proud of their prostitutee state......
Play ur part in helping the economy...last last..u shaa no go Straff for free....
U are too calculative...we go all become maga eventually, weda stupidly in casual relationship or legally with the ring on the finger..u go pay last last.