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The Sly:
I wonder how many of these you've bought for your boo
He seriously needs to step his game up. . .

I think he just needs to retire from the game and admit his failure. To play is not by force.

Needlelady:
Oh boy, some guys are as Hot as hell.

You get Hot by reading NL posts?   Oh the horrors.
Your boo isnt doing a good job then. I just want you to put your money where your mouth is.  

Needlelady:
I just remembered that admin will not allow me do that. Damn!

already making excuses in advance? Post the links, we'll go look ourselves.

Tonim:
Why are you addressing those 2 guys only

Dont mind her, she thinks we are like her "boo" who needs a shot of viagra to perform. No wonder she's so knowledgeable about male erectile dysfunction.

10 down 26 more to go.

Needlelady:
Don't worry, next time I get down with my boo, I'll record it on youtube faceless and post it here. My boo can run 4hrs without refilling his tank, thats what am talking about.

ur word is bond

bawomolo:
so let's get this straight. the nigerian navy get's money to build a 2nd-hand warship but nigeria doesn't have a state of the art medical facility to treat allergic reactions. i thought it was normal protocol for presidents to have a medical staff that deals with this issues. what if it was a stroke??

Look closely, i think they are building a fishing boat fitted with dane guns.

The Sly:
But as for me. . . . .You can't stand 3 hrs!. . . . Please believe that

dont mind her, she thinks she's talking to 4yr olds.

Needlelady:
Sorry, Funmi can stand it. Don't mind those women that call you the man, they just want you to feel good about yourself even though your sex was yukky. How else will they continue to reap from your largesse if they don't lie to you? The difference is that I don't need your largesse, why can't I tell you the truth?. YUCK!!!!

3hrs straight?   The only way you can claim to be able to stand it is if u've done it before which i know u havent.

Needlelady:
Is that why you call yourself pre-intimacy? to pacify you?  Real men don't talk much, their actions do the talking and it's a pity I can't get any proof on your sexual prowess because there are no exes that can attest to your weak peewee. I suggest you stay away from sugar because that sht will weken it the more. Try herbs and see whether you can hold erection for at least 5 mins. How many times have you come in your pants?

Is that the favorite past time of those small boys who have been following u around? No wonder you think all men have small peewees.

Needlelady:
Tired? A natural ruffryder like me can never get tired unless your _{pump action} can release ^bullets continously for 3 hrs. That's me baby. Ar you up to the task? of course no!

that's a lie and you know it. No woman can stand 3hrs straight not even you.

no be only weakling, she's probably the hypersensitive type, those ones that are already moaning just by touching their elbows and neck.

Needlelady:
Where do I belong? kitchen abi? you better have another think coming sweetie. Guys like you cannot even get me pregnant because you cannot pump more than 3 minutes.

Too much talk. Get down to the practicals . . . women like you will be the ones crying of tiredness after 2 secs.

needlelady is putty in the hands of an experienced chap like me. Women like her are all talk until you put them on their back where they belong.

Needlelady:
That is side effect of being gorgeous and sooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooot. You can't beat that. I bet if you see me, you'll wish you have me in your arms. Pipe Dreams are allowed!

Don't you wish your girlfriend/wife was hot like me?
Don't you?

Allow me to be the judge of that.

Uche2nna:
It would. Especially for us that are lost .

The day You would give me a better alternative (don't tell me to sit at home and develop a personal relationship) and a church that You think can be held up to the pedestals of christ (your words , not mine) , thats the day I would leave the Catholic Church.

The church isnt what you need. Reading the bible and understanding it for yourself is what you desperately need.
Better yet, get an ipod copy of the bible and listen to it during the day. It can be fun.
Relying entirely on the church to teach u about Christ wont help you so much. You have a part to play.

Needlelady:
Average of 5 guys per day.

you work in a market or are these the same guys everyday?

Uche2nna:
This yeye guy don make me miss free dinner

pele. at least you are going to eat free spiritual dinner.

Uche2nna:
This makes me more curious to know the assembly You attend

It wont help us here.

Uche2nna:
If he had been sentenced , why was he forgiven.

start by understanding the concept of forgiveness . . . the bible says WHILE WE WERE YET SINNERS Christ died for the ungodly. If we were already condemned to death under the law then why did He shed His blood on the cross again for our iniquities?

Uche2nna:
You don't know where You are going until u draw your last breath.

False . . . God gives you a firm conviction in your heart that as long as you are saved and walking in the righteousness of Christ you are guaranteed eternity with Christ.

Uche2nna:
You can be a righteous man until a minute before your death. The state You were in that last minute determines where You are going to and vice versa. Kind of cruel in the ways of man but that is the ways of God.

I refuse to believe that lie of the devil. Nowhere in the bible is such a theology espoused.

Uche2nna:
So You can't , especially being a mortal , come out and say unequivocally that a particular man is going to hell. That is playing God. Oh, I forgot , thats what You have been doing.

No, that is simply playing by the rules of the bible. A man who comes out and blasphemously labels himself the vice regent of Christ on earth isnt going to heaven.

Uche2nna:
I was waiting for u to point that out.

Just to make sure I am getting You right, Is this an indictment of any form of organised religion, be it Catholicism, Protestantism, Evangelicism or what not

Do You go to any at all or do You stay at home and develop your own personal relatioship with Jesus Christ.

The bible says - forsake not the assembling of the saints. To start with, who are these "saints"? How do we identify them? How do we pick the wheat from the chaff like the berean christians?

Simply by looking at their fruits.

Uche2nna:
The same bible that told You to judge others, abi?

did you forget this part of your bible? - 1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

Uche2nna:
Even the thieves that were crucified with Jesus were not handed any sentence (Hell or Heaven) until the last moment. Now You being You, already passes judgement that the Pope is going to hell. Good Job!!! What soothsayer college did You graduate from?

Totally false again - the bible is clear, the soul that sinneth (including those yet unborn) shall die. The other thief was forgiven at the last moment because of his remorse. Christ said - he that believeth not is CONDEMNED ALREADY not at the last minute mr.

Uche2nna:
You seem to be very direct in your other posts but I sense some form of hesistancy in this one.

You sense incorrectly. I could not have been more direct, i dont have the answers but you can find them in the bible if you only pick it up.

Uche2nna:
It is very obvious that our understanding of the bible is very different and You have the notion that You have the right interpretation (as always). Lets say that is true. Based on that I ask again, And go where?

Go where? - John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Uche2nna:
From a soothsayer to a judge. your talents are increasing by the minute. "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others" , abi

Read the bible, its all there in black and white to he that is willing to learn at the feet of Christ.

Uche2nna:
And go where?

Read the bible, where to go is plainly stated.

Uche2nna:
Grace to do what? To cast stones?

No, but grace is only for those who even recognise that they are in error and need it.

Uche2nna:
Why am I not suprised with that answer?

Whenever You use the word self-righteous it makes me giggle because I doubt if u know the meaning of those words. You have to remove the log IN UR OWN EYES before u can actually see the speck in ANOTHER's.

We are not all without spot or wrinkle but the catholic church is much more than a speck in the eye. . . it is the abomination spoken of in Rev 17. Come out of her my people.

Uche2nna:
You damn right!!!! Going by the fruits we have all exhibited here, I don't think any of us has earned the right to cast stones

True. That is where grace comes in.

Uche2nna:
And now You can tell the future, abi?

Where r u heading to?

I cant tell the future . . . perhaps you forgot that the bible is clear that by their fruits we shall know them.

Uche2nna:
Did u miss this?

it is of no importance.

Uche2nna:
I hear You!!!!


Its your word against CHRIST.

not at all . . . i havent said anything that you cant cross-check in the bible. Maybe if you read it and stopped wasting your time paying penance which wont get u anywhere but merely buy you a little bit of self-righteousness you may begin to see clearly.

Uche2nna:
Has the Spirit told You something that is contrary

the Spirit never says anything contrary to His word . . . Christ has no human representative on earth.

Uche2nna:
And while we at this , may I ask which of the churches do u attend?
For someone who spends a lot of time kicking the pope's butt, don't tell me You do not attend any

no one is kicking the pope's butt, we are simply telling the plain truth . . . the man is heading straight to hell where his real mentor lives.

Uche2nna:
Since You pointed it out.

I have stopped worrying about how people see the Catholic church since You pointed out that none of the other churches can even boast of being Christ-like.

I wonder why You thinkl that justcool is confused. He believes that no Church is greater than the other. You believe that all Churches have failed. Dont u see a common ground  

Justcool and i agree on one point, christianity was never intended to be an organisational gathering of self-righteous hypocrites but a personal one on one relationship with Christ.
He is however seriously confused when he tries to judge the catholic church primarily through the prism of man's flawed value systems.

Uche2nna:
You need the spirit, thats my point. Without HIM , You don't know Jack!!!!

that's true. How do u know i didnt have the spirit to help me with that passage i quoted?
Is it the Spirit that also communicated vicarius fili dei to you too?

Uche2nna:
So the Catholic church is wrong because of those doctrines?

What about the other christian churches? Where did they go wrong? You seem to have all the answers

My dear . . . rather than prevaricating, take a good long look at vicarius fili dei. Since when did man essentially assume the throne of God? When did Christ tell you He would send another human representative to come kissing the qu'ran?

@ justcool, you're more than confused about the bible you purport to know.

Uche2nna:
Even while the Apostles were with Jesus Christ , they could not comprehend what was being said to them. Not until they prayed and the Holy Ghost was released upon them.

Now You are telling me that it is not difficult to understand.
My brother, the bible is not a text book and so don't read it as such. It requires the spirit of God for interpretation. You really have to have the spirit in you for u to get the meaning and a las every Tom , privates and Harry claims to have the spirit in them--- from Pastor TB Joshua to Pastor Revd King.
Now it is Pastor Davidylan. Thats the problem with christianity today.

in short you mean we can NEVER understand any part of the bible else we be labeled ITKs or prophets?

bawomolo:
Solve the following equations:

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Cross multiply both sides:
x^2 + x = 3x
x^2 - 2x = 0

make x subject of the formulae:
x(x - 2) = 0

Therefore x = 0 or x = 2.

Uche2nna:
So if there is none, why are You guys always picking on the Catholic church?

because of the blasphemy it represents.
- Vicarius Filii Dei
- Penance

- where did you find those in your bible?

Uche2nna:
And is kind of funny how You always seem to know WHAT CHRIST MEANS and others don't?

Its not difficult to understand what Christ was saying if you read it in the context of the chapter i quoted from.
Some things are not necessarily hidden that you cannot know it.

Uche2nna:
Name ONE that would?

None. but tragically it is what the catholic church tries to play when it claims the pope is Christ on earth - Vicarius Filii Dei