₦airaland Forum

aloib:
hey!! i'm good, been busy with stuffs, hows it going wid yu??

Great! I thot you had permanently retired from NL, a pity i didnt have anything to reach you with.
How's the balut?  

Frizy:
@Femi 1
Good question

@4 Him
Lie of the century

1. Femi1 asked a daft question that exposes the fact that he hasnt properly read the biblical story he is claiming to be referencing.
2. Pls do me a favour, post the qu'ranicn version of that story here quickly before i do. (i will post it here in a few hrs).

Femi 1:
First of all, i would like all the christians to open their bible to Gen 17:7-14,24 Almighty God made an everlasting convenant with Abraham(pbuh)

You decietful son, read verse 19 of the very same chapter you quoted - 19 And God said, Sarah thy wife shall bear thee a son indeed; and thou shalt call his name Isaac: and I will establish my covenant with him for an everlasting covenant, and with his seed after him.

No ambiguity there, God clearly spelled out who was going to be the recipient of the covenant He made with Abraham . . . it certainly wasnt Ishmael.

Femi 1:
then He (Abraham) was 99year then, Isaac(pbuh) was not born then and God commanded Abraham to sacrifice his only son.

1. Isaac was born in Genesis 21.
2. The commandment to sacrifice his son was recorded in Genesis 22 when Isaac was already born, old enough to talk, bear the wood on his head and walk a long journey to the mountains.
3. Ishmael was sent away with his mother in Genesis 21.

Now which son did Abraham go to sacrifice? Isaac who lived with him or Ishmael who was already married in Genesis 21?

Femi 1:
The question now is, How old was Abraham when he wants to sacrifice his only son, Who is the first born son of Abraham, ?

these are very irrelevant questions meant to chase shadows than deal with the real issue at stake.

aloib:
hi 4him

how's it going sweetie? quite an age.

Uche2nna:
Thats why I am begging for more like Oliver Twist.
With the way she posted, I was about to put her in the same venn diagram with Funmi. But I was wrong!!! Who knows needlelady might turn out to be one hot chic against POPULAR expectations  

you're way way off, the chic is the exact opposite of our dear machine lady here. One is a woman, the other is a man in female skin.  

Needlelady:
What a perverted premise! Does that mean that KoboJunkie that kept defending companies that share pads has a share in those companies? Does that mean that people that are against the death penalty are murderers? I don't need to cast Iyabo like some of you to inherit a positive energy. I'm a lone ranger and can never be anybody's stooge. Welcome to Funmilayo's world.

the sheer number of your threads here, your constant need to say something no matter how silly . . . makes nonsense of the above.

Uche2nna:
Abeg, update your pix, cadet

the chic is fine aye.

Needlelady:
Inmy words(and quote me anywhere): I'll pass for a hot and beautiful chic in any part of the world. My beauty is way beyond biased judgements based on race.

too much verbal diarrhoea, post the picture and it sufficeth us. Iyabo can also make the same claims, it doesnt change the fact that the vast majority consider her looks unsightly.

Needlelady:
Why are you so obsessed with me? Are you that lonely?

if it soothes your pain then go on dreaming.

Cadet:
David,abeg, update your blog!

time never dey, thinking of writing about eating mudpies. now if only i can get needlelady to send her picture nibbling one.  

Needlelady:
Pamper yourself abeg; I am not for that kind of pampering.

after she will come back with another "nigerian men are unromantic" thread.

4 Play:
You want see macho woman? Make she no horrify person.She is better imagined than seen.

A woman who claims aunty Iyabo is gorgeous . . . maybe she should put a PG 18 rating on her picture.

bawomolo:
oga 4him, that isn't much. all the geniuses in the Zimbabwean central bank have to do is get a photocopying machine and start printing more cash.

It would be more cost-effective to spend that time baking the mudpies. They will need scarce money to buy ink for their copiers not so.

Needlelady:
Funmi is hooooot and I know it hurts your overt male machismo. Go f***k the mouse!

Show us this "hot" lady and we shall forever keep silent.

Needlelady:
Of course, because you want an eternal slave who will submit her body and womanhood to the auspices of your greedy male desire. hmmmph!

there you go exposing your low self esteem again.
A woman in touch with her feminine side is not an eternal slave, rather she's a jewel to be treasured and pampered.

Sorry if men treat you like a machine part to be used and dumped at will. It comes with being a "machine".

Needlelady:
I'm an independent woman who knows her onions and am very very happy. I'm not strange to the male rebuttal here because I've been there,done that. You wonder why they call me 'machine lady' at work?

calling a woman "machine lady" is not a compliment from a male point of view. It is an indirect way of telling you that u're not feminine. I'd rather have a woman who cries and sometimes needs to be petted than a machine lady anyday.
Do they also call you "calloused palms"?

just my own feeling. Its hard to see so much negativity from people who have a genuinely happy life.

Femi 1:
Stop the argeument guys, the bible has already answerd the question, Matthew 10:23, according to the Bible, Jesus(pbh) has come and go, and the Qur'an let us know that Jesus is not coming back anymore.Qur'an 21:7-8,34. Stop wasting your time in waiting for the coming back of Jesus. The truth is he is not coming back, he has died since befor Prophet The Great Prophet(pbuh) came into this World.



Truth has come, !!!

Olabowale and babs787 claim that Jesus Christ is coming back for the muuslims. Are you people sane at all?

Uche2nna:
WHAT SORT OF AREA DO You LIVE IN? You seem to be attracting a weird set of men.

I have an uncanny feeling she's a fat ugly woman who has been very unlucky in love and needs to relieve her pain.
Allow her to rant . . . maybe tomorrow she will dedicate an entire thread to men with small pee wees.

bawomolo:
zimbabweans are getting closer to eating mudpies. chia.

One mudpie probably costs Z$200m.

the qu'ran doesnt even support the muuslim fantasy that Ishmael was the son sacrificed.
In the chapter refering to this story in the qu'ran, Isaac is mentioned, ishmael is mentioned ZERO times.

Zandra1:
I agree that preachers should include these in their teachings but not many do it these days.

Dear, the entire gospel of Christ hangs on one cardinal principle - Matthew 16:24 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me. 25 For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it. 26 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

Outside of this, you're just preaching positive mental attitude which has no place in the bible but in a psychology lecture room.

wealthyman:
u don't touch Gods people and go free.

my dear, only false prophets emphasis this. Our early apostolic fathers were busy evangelising even their jailors.

Xvalier:
I was shocked when the Programs director told me point blank that it is forbiden to call 'Jesus' on air. He told me it is not permitted. For a second, I wondered if I was in Iran or Pakistan.

the only thing that baffles me is that these same hypocrites will be back to claim that they reverence "Jesus" and that He is one of their "prophets".

Its the wife i pity the most. upon all her noise making.

Uche2nna:
I can't believe the amount of contradiction I am reading on this thread. So to defend the pastors , You agree that no system is flawless. But in case of the Catholic priests  that argument does not hold. Celibacy should scraped because some priests could not live up to their vows. Next You would be advocating for polygamous marriages merely on the ground that some spouses are unfaithful.

It is easy to stand and throw stones at the catholic church while keeping the church u attend a secret.

no contradiction here uncle. First and foremost, celibacy is NOT advocated as a must in the bible.
Infact the bible CLEARLY says that Bishops should be husbands of one wife.
Peter, whom you claim as your first pope, was a married man.

Zandra1:
I like his messages.

More like stories. There is no spiritual substance.

Zandra1:
I think they make sense and are uplifting.

Men who heard Christ and the early apostles were convicted of sin unto repentance. the pharisees were smitten to the extent that they conspired to slay Christ . . . so much for messages that "make sense" and are "uplifting".

Zandra1:
He does quote from the Bible

the devil quoted from the book of psalms during the temptation of Christ.

Zandra1:
and interprets them deeply enough.

I've heard his messages . . . all His interpretations follow one pattern - portraying the Christian faith as one smooth jolly ride of wealth, sound health and abundant worldly life. Christ spent most of His time teaching us about suffering, self-denial, humility and laboring for the sake of the gospel.

Zandra1:
He's a good preacher.

No, he's a false teacher.

wealthyman:
Hey,never knew Thomas was goina come back to this life again.


for all u pastor Chris haters,im sorry, go listen to the tape "A MAN SENT FROM GOD", where is Fame magazine today,Tempo,vintage,global Excellence, Excel journal to mention a few,their publisher are so broke that the even beg for money. Go ask Ade Osijola of Excel,he waalks round the street,looking fir whom to borrow from.
All of you that are still dicussing this issue,u are just playing with your future,anything contrary ti the NAME OF JESUS is fake,so why on earth will someone be using that great name to work "FAKE" miracles,i pray that the annointing will not crush anyone of u.

Dear, this is nothing but the spirit of the devil. Christ was crucified, spat on, beaten, reviled, slapped YET He was busy forgiving His enemies and still found strength to save a dying thief.
Paul and the other early apostles suffered for Christ and YET still prayed for their enemies, healed the sick and brought salvation to the homes of their Roman conquerors . . .

How many times did any of the above go around threatening to crush others with the "anointing"?

~Antidote~:
You raise a thought-provoking, controversial and very important point. Sadly,I cannot honestly provide you with an answer. I, however, will stick to my word that celibacy has failed. In thinking of an appropriate answer to your question, one may also ask, why do good children grow up to become criminals? I guess there are no straight forward answers for either,

I'm sorry but Lady's question is not thought provoking but is as old as 2000yrs. Even Christ had 12 disciples and 1 was a devil. How much more mere pastors who are but flesh and blood like you and me.
Apostle Paul said - Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.
19 For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do.
20 Now if I do that I would not, it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.

Pastors are humans too and prone to fall into error.

~Antidote~:
@topic
Listened attentively to the Pope's statement regarding the crisis that has wrecked the Catholic church for the past couple of years.  While I empathise with him, I honestly believe in my heart of hearts that celibacy has failed and this problem will therefore continue to be synonymous with that religion, My 2cents,

I suppose that city of sin and heresy knew more than Apostle Paul who said this - 1 Corinthians 7:9 But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

D-reloaded:
is there vests against juju?

he should pray the money hasnt already turned to dust

no that wasnt the joke, the cartoonist is making a parody of the incessant brazen daylight robbery of banks in Nigeria today.

~Lady~:
The three states of The Church.

"When the Lord comes in glory, and all his angels with him, death will be no more and al things will be subject to him. But at the present time some of his disciples are pilgrims on earth. Others have died and are being purified, while still others are in glory, contemplating 'in full light, God himself triune and one, exactly as he is'" Catechism

Go read 1 Corinthians 15

"So it is that the union of the wayfarers with the brethren who sleep in the peace of Christ is in no way interrupted, but on the contrary, according to the constant faith of the Church, this union is reinforced by an exchange of spiritual goods." Catechism

Ephesians 4:16
from whom the whole body, joined and held together by every supporting ligament, with the proper functioning of each part, brings about the body's growth and builds itself up in love.


The intercession of The Saints
"Being more closely united to Christ, those who dwell in heaven fix the whole Church more firmly in holiness, They do not cease to intercede with the Father for us, as they proffer the merits which they acquired on earth through the one mediator between God and men, Christ Jesus, so by their fraternal concern is our weakness greatly helped."

I will return with the rest.

1. Your quote from Ephesians 4 has no basis here.
2. you quoted liberally from the "catechism" yet merely told me to go read 1 Cor 15. The classic hallmark of heretical organisations.
3. 1 Cor 15 has nothing to do with a "communion of Christ of Heaven and Earth" neither does it say anything about "a relationship between the living and the dead".
4. Christ conquered death and the grave . . how can there then be a relationship between death and eternal life? knowest thou not that spiritual death is eternal separation from God?

~Lady~:
To us there's a relationship between the living and the dead.

Only one woman tried this in the bible - the witch of Endor.

~Lady~:
There's a communion of Christ of Heaven and Earth.

Where in the bible did you find this?

all of you shld leave cadet alone.

Zandra1:
I only listen to Joel Osteen's sermon and I enjoy them . He's a great preacher/teacher.

Sorry ma'am. he's a great story teller you meant to say? I dont consider a man whose "messages" are usually spiritually empty and devoid of any biblical input as a great "teacher".
What is he "teaching" you?