₦airaland Forum

Come cottonwoollady, wash ya eye well o . . . this cow milk has really done damage. When did i make the statement you attribute to me?
Are you this desperate?

j-girl:
Lai Lai! If these girls are so hot, why aren't you hooked up to anyone of them yet.

Sly - Run 4 ya life oooooo! This dude has something up his sleeves

You just want to force me to reveal my hand sha . . . e no go work.

The Sly:
I'ma appreciate it. . . . . .
Patiently waiting for the INFO . . .

If i tell you ehn, you will leave 4 Play with all his marriages.  

j-girl:
4him - if you don't want us to fight, you will leave Sly alone. Which kain secret? I don't trust all these secret hookups.

Sly is my brother from another mother . . .   gotta let him have the best.

ikamefa:
only daddy- God can forgive you " "

You better go and sow your own seed, its pastor's time to eat.

Needlelady:
Lmao, Sometimes i wonder why your name is 4HIM and you are male? Are you fruity? Elton Johns no dey Naija abeg.

each time i'm confronted with Iyaboresque women like you i have no choice but to start considering my men folk.

The Sly:
It's like this lady is hot!!!

I want in as well

I go e-poison alot of people for here

easy, let me show you the hot girls here in secret.   you'll thank me for the info.

dem dey share wife here?

imhotep:
Because the pastor lives on tithes ; while the congregation lives by faith.

The pastor always reaps while the congregation are too busy "sowing seed".

na wa o. Marriage sweet o.

maybe some nebraska cow's milk splashed in her eyes.

this girl na cottonwoollady.

Needlelady:
Go work on your dicky first before talking to me. Are you that pussy whipped? That 4play guy seriously hit a wrong nerve. He is taking priviledge for granted. Probably his dad stole and stole his state coffers to pay his school fees and his here talking to Funmi who made it on her own. I am self made and heaven knows that I even had to grow a privates to get here. In case 4play wants to hear more, i used to work in a farm in Nebraska, milking cows. Bugger!

So you only talk to men with big dickies?   na wa o. There's more to life than 3hrs of raunchy non-stop sex.
Priviledge kini for granted? Nna you get liver.

Needlelady:
I've not insulted them I told them the truth about their sorry life. They need to up their ante and they should be thanking me for pushing them real hard. Wussies.

Considering that you had to drive 18 wheelers and milk cows to attend school who has had the "sorry life"?
Madam grow up . . . people like you show that underlying the veneer of pretended independence you're nothing but a snivelling wreck.
Real people who have happy lives don't pop up with 32 threads an hour saying the same thing.

If you think we are wussies then what's the point goading us all the time? shldnt you be spending time with your supersized Yekini and amala-filled balls?

And while u're at it please get contact lenses because you keep confusing yourself and falling over your own 2 feet.

~Lady~:
Catholicism was not a sect until the protestants broke away. The church was to be one body, universal, in unity with Christ.
Catholic means universal. It is the body of Christ until the protestants broke away. Then the division came.

you misinterprete the bible's idea of "the church". It was not meant to be one monolithic body of religious socialites but "in ever tongue, in every nation . . . he that feareth God is accepted of Him".

~Lady~:
Then what do we read? Have you ever gone into a Catholic church and have them read from any other book than the Bible?
The passages I quote to you are they not found in your Bible? These passages are found in my Bible. If they are found in my Bible and my Bible is false wouldn't that make yours false too?

Then please show me where you get the idea of penance and purgatory in that same bible you claim to read. While we are at it pls show me anywhere any of the apostles reverenced Mary.

~Lady~:
Purgatory is in the Bible.

Where? you've been quick to quote passages to support your other heresies . . . quote one for this too.

~Lady~:
We do not worship Mary

tell this to the sea gulls.

~Lady~:
confession as a means of attaining forgiveness is in the Bible

Confession to the priest as a means of attaining forgiveness? Where did Timothy come confessing his sins to Paul to obtain forgiveness?
Christ said in the new testament that He only had power to forgive sins . . . who gave man that power that your priests now usurp so brazenly?

~Lady~:
Penance is based on the Bible.

Show me!

~Lady~:
I do have this question though, Mary's birth was not in the Bible does it mean that it did not happen? Mary's death was not in the Bible does it mean that it did not happen?

Mary's birth and death has no doctrinal significance . . . however penance and purgatory do!

~Lady~:
Even the apostle John admits that everything was not included but enough to show the spirit of God and to show that Christ truly is God.

But everything that partains unto salvation and righteous living is in there.

~Lady~:
We've already addressed that and the answer remains Peter, take it or leave it.

Continue in your delusion.

~Lady~:
I know it's so hard for you to comprehend, so my first advice would be to seek the spirit on wisdom on this.

Catholics shouldnt be asking others to seek the Spirit, they dont understand what it is. You cant claim to have the Spirit when you have installed the representative of Christ on earth for urselves i.e. the pope.
While Christ was physically on earth the apostles didnt need the Spirit . . . why would you be claiming the Spirit when you have "Christ" Himself installed in Rome for urselves?

Confusion reigns supreme in your midst.

~Lady~:
This is the same manner that the Pharissees questioned Christ.

Yeah, hide under that banner.

~Lady~:
I'm sorry but if none of the apostles talk about this how did it end up in Mathew? I thought Mathew was an apostle and is the author of the book of Mathew

Matthew was merely reporting a scene there. He wasnt acknowledging your heresy.

4 Play:
We can always blame the Nigerian Police for "uniformism" since we can't blame them for racism.We can claim they are discriminating against people who aren't in uniform.

No mr. Omotade would dare protest police brutality on the streets of Lagos. We can only do that on BA flights and then cry racism when the pilot throws us out for disturbing the peace.

Needlelady:
Naija men can do anything to put you down. So, it wouldve been better for me to do ashawo in america or drop out of school because of finance so that I cannot answer a truc driver. I've never been ashamed of it, there is dignity in labour in America as long as you are not into yahoo. No wonder, you guys in UK derive joy from doing yahoo than working for a living. I am proud of myself and even if I carry shit, it's not your business. I am not your likes that daddy and mummy steal Nigerian money to sustain in abroad. I am a survivor and I broke men apart to make it. This your comment actually told me how low you think. You don't even have an idea on what I went through here to get degree. I know you belong to the upper class, the stupid upper Nigerian class that stepped on people to rise up. I was happy as a trucker and will not even relent to go back to it should I lose my professional licence today. Nonsense.

All this epistle served what purpose? You know how to degrade others but can't swallow the bitter pill when its presented back to you?
Its not essentially my fault you had to drive an 18-wheeler to keep urself in school is it?
Maybe next time you'll be more careful with your comments . . . u cant expect to eat your cake and have it back on a platter.

4 Play:
If this guy kicked up a fuss with the Nigerian police,what will happen?

he'd be beaten, denied any right to appeal and paraded on Tv as an armed robber.

i was only trying to help. You can't be demanding running water and electricity as criteria for renting a house in Nigeria. Unless of course you live in the moon.

Ajebota:
The way I see it most people on the plane were did wrong in one way or the other but remember 2 wrongs don't equal a rite. The deportee should have comported himself with dignity,

He wouldnt be illegal if he comported himself with dignity in the first place.  
he's going back to a hellhole and you expect him not to kick and scream?

Needlelady:
Go and get laid abeg. Stop harrassing me sexually.
_{Funmi presses the fart button on his mouse.}

Exactly when you stop harrassing us with your obsession for sexually charged topics. Grab ur boos weakling yekini and stop bugging us.   Yeye truck driver.

running water and electricity?
Come prepared to dig your well and bring your generator along.

No wonder u've been sounding out ur frustration on this forum, you didnt say you had a desert down below.
What happened? Over logging?

Why boycott BA? Instead Nigerians should learn not to behave like area boys and market women all the time. There are ways of expressing a grievance without causing public disturbance.

Needlelady:
Even Idi Amin tried and failed, how much less little you that I can crush your balls with my right hand(being a left handed chic). I am invincible, baby.

Is this a new way of stoking the fires?
The more i read this the more i am determined to reach the "promised land".

Needlelady:
Don't they? David, Solomon, Samson,Absalom,Clinton,Spintzer,Obasanjo,Martin Luther King, JFK, Abacha. All the great men I know was brought down by common veejay.

I'm on a personal quest . . . i must conquer this woman called needlelady.

imhotep:
Jesus made Peter the chief apostle. We do not need James, John, Paul or Andrew to confirm the words of Jesus - who is God.

that is your own warped interpretation.
Just the same way you pushed your other unbiblical doctrines in through the backdoor.
Did Jesus ask for penance too?

~Lady~:
Acts 5:12-16

12 Many signs and wonders were done among the people at the hands of the apostles. They were all together in Solomon's portico.
13 None of the others dared to join them, but the people esteemed them
14 Yet more than ever, believers in the Lord, great numbers of men adn women, were added to them.
15 Thus they even carried the sick out into the streets and laid them on the cots and mats so that when PETER came by, at least HIS SHADOW might fall on one or another of them.
16 A large number of people from the towns in the vicinity of Jerusalem also gathered, bringing the sick and those disturbed by unclean spirits, and they were all cured.

Are people being healed by the shadow of the pope today? Infact has any pope's shadow healed anyone?
Paul healed with his handkerchief . . . is he a pope too?

~Lady~:
But to answer your question, Christ made him the leader. Several passages have been cited, but I will remind you of John 21: 15-19.

Um no not the passage I'm talking about, look at you picking what suits you, haha
I am refering to Acts 15: 1-12 particularly 7

7 After much debate had taken place, Peter got up and said to them, "My brothers, you are well aware that from early days God made his choice among you that through my mouth the Gentiles would hear the word of the gospel and believe.

This was a clear reference to the conversion of Cornelius, i suggest you read it first before making a mountain on that verse.

~Lady~:
Well then explain it. There are other passages. Christ had his beloved disciple (John) but it is evident that he chose Peter as the leader of the church. Trust me there are many passages where Peter was seen as the leader of the apostles.

Paul was chosen as the apostle to the gentiles . . . did that make him co-leader of the church? You people just confuse issues anyhow.

Pls show us where the apostles CLEARLY defered to Peter as the head of the church.

@ imhotep, i'll take you up later.

imhotep:
@4Him
Surely you also reject this one =>


Matthew 16:15-19
15 He said to them, "But who do you say that I am?"

16 Simon Peter said in reply, "You are the Messiah, the Son of the living God."

17 Jesus said to him in reply, "Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah. For flesh and blood has not revealed this to you, but my heavenly Father.

18 And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

19 I will give you the keys to the kingdom of heaven. Whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven; and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven."

The first question to ask here is - - what "ROCK" was Christ refering to here?
Second question - - Can a man hold the keys to the kingdom of heaven? None of the apostles talked about this . . . how strange!

imhotep:
Born again does not appear in Acts of the Apostles. Why do u keep using it to confuse people??

1. Christ, the author and finisher of our faith, the one who called these same apostles you build a religion on . . . said so categorically in John 3:3
2. The term born again (as a concept) appears in the writings of Paul . . . new creature sound familiar to you?

imhotep:
This blasphemous organisation stands behind the book you have made your life.

No they dont. penance is not in the bible, vicarius filli dei is not there, confession as a means of attaining forgiveness is not in the bible, Mary worship is not there, purgatory is not there . . . how can they stand behind a book they dont read?

imhotep:
Go and find out what this means:

John 17:21-22 ==>
That they all may be one; as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be one in us: that the world may believe that thou hast sent me. And the glory which thou gavest me I have given them; that they may be one, even as we are one.

Perhaps you shld start by understanding what it means yourself. Do you know that the prayer also included Judas Iscariot? What happened to him along the way?

imhotep:
Christ is not the author of confusion, bickering, hatred and division.

Sure, the bible records that Christ will not come until a great falling away first takes place. Part of the falling away from sound doctrine is the rise of unbiblical sects of which the catholic church is chief.
Read the doom of your church in revelation 17.

imhotep:
Christ made Peter the chief - not the apostles. And Christ is God - remember?

By telling him to feed his flock? Did Christ also make the men of Ezekiel 34 chief too?
Why did not a single one of the apostles obey this commandment? Paul withstood a chief to his face? how brazen.

imhotep:
You are dodging my questions. Answer them.

I asked just one simple question, seeklove wont answer it, Lady fled and you have been trying to ignore it.

Where did the apostles act on John 21 and make Peter their chief?

imhotep:
Then how come you reject this one ==>

Simply because you're confused. No where did the apostles make that verse any more relevant. None of them made Peter their chief.

imhotep:
You read 'mine' everyday and base your entire life on it!!

Spoken like a child. You seriously also claim the Torah too? you claim the writings of Paul as yours? and the writings of MArk, Luke, John Zechariah, Daniel? Where they writing to the entire body of Christ or to a blasphemous organisation that worshipped things the apostles never worshipped?

imhotep:
Yes, I remember. Just that you guys added 33,000 more. How do u think Paul will feel about this

the Lord knows those who are His, i doubt Paul would lose much sleep over that.

imhotep:
Did they say they were writing to the protestants? To which of the 33,000 protestant sects?

They were writing to the body of Christ. The apostles did not tell us to go form sects.

Your questions are begining to bother on the hysterical and are losing focus.