₦airaland Forum

its a reminder that i need to stock up on rice this weekend.
At worst we can all bake sand pies.

Kobojunkie:
Now we should blame america for haitians not understanding what it means to farm and grow food to feed their own children?? I mean what should americans do?? Eat half an apple instead of a whole apple cause that will benefit the haitians more Should we urge americans to skip lunch and dinner so that people in africa can get food then

perhaps americans should start baking mudpies too.

. . . and women baking pies . . mudpies that is.

HOOBASTANK

"The Reason"

I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found out a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
Thats why i need you to hear

I've found out a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You

and the reason is You [x3]

I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found out a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you

fyneguy:
Like I said earlier, this is strong meat words of faith and it takes Christians in ZION, who has GINOSKO (speacialised knowledge of God and His words). Christians with Zoe as opposed to SUKE (carnally minded).

these people must be reading another bible.

there is serious cause for alarm when the words of man become more important than the bible. The word of God remains the same whether preached by the mouth of bro steven or pastor akeem.

SeanT21:
Tithe and offering help to pay funds for the church. They don't all go to the pastor pockets. how do you thing the bills are paid for?

If some money dint go to the pastor do you want him to work at McDonald's or get some other job to support himself? Hell Naw

The pastor teaches you the word of God, And You repay him by providing tithes and offerings. Then from the tithes and offerings the pastor take his share and go and provide for his family.

Do You want your pastor to be Brooke because the congregation is Brooke?

Jesus healed the sick, raised the dead, preached the message of salvation and bled on the cross for ur sins . . . what was His monetary reward?
the purpose of tithes and offerings is to bring meat to the household of God NOT to "repay" the pastor for doing what God called Him to do.

Do those "bills" the pastor must pay include Creflo Dollar's 3 private jets when some in his flock cant even buy a bicycle?

jennykadry:
meaning

not everything is explained in detail  

jennykadry:
only God knows how many sugars u have on this nairaland

Having as many as possible for backup isnt a bad idea eh?   just a pity u're married.
The Sly enjoy the attention while you can buddy.

Needlelady:
Too much pussy fluid dey disturb you. I know you love to give chics head.

stop all these underhand begging . . . come out openly and ask like a good girl.

All these "hot" girls who are not even bold enough to put us to shame with their pictures.

Needlelady:
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me,
Don't you?

Too much cows milk dey disturb you.  

Needlelady:
Fry your balls and eat 'em, Roco Lamponi.

u just want these balls to stroke you eh. Sorry mam, this yekini is reserved for better looking and better behaved women.

stillwater:
I'm trying to open Jenny's eyes but she won't see. Ekiti is last on the least, sha.   and Fulani leads.

i've lived around fulani women, there's not much to them besides the fair skin. Many of them have dirty habits anyway, drinking wara early in the morning and chasing cattle is not my idea of a beautiful woman.

Ekiti isnt last on the list, i'd put Osun there  

Needlelady:
That woman surely does not deserve this. I don't think you'll be enjoying it if she is your sister.
Again, if not for one thing, Iyabo's behind is not bigger than Ibadan. Some chics here casting her needs to spend some time in the health section and lose some weight abeg. I think you know them.

Wow . . . hope you know we too dont deserve the wussies tag eh?

jennykadry:
may u leave long,say AMEN

Amen my sister. this Yoruba Yoruba people are jealous of our women.

If you want the emotional beauties then look east of the niger.
If you want the fiesty women then yoruba girls are the place to go.
If you want human maalu then fulani is for you.

If you want iyabo . . . follow needlelady. She sabi wey dem dey.

Needlelady:
Have you even been to Ilesha? You can't afford us anyway.

What is there to see in Ilesha? People as pretty as Iyabo? God forbid.

jennykadry:
for once i agree wt u,fulani na for only face some of them dey fine,igbo girls dey fine all round,ani na legs,shape,height etc u wan try *^{my people i dey proud of una*}

my sister, you people are too fine all round indeed.

stillwater:
Fulani is the prettiest. I don't think Igbo people are that pretty as nairaland makes it seem

Fulani's are not as fine as igbo women, they are only light skinned.
Really cute girls? - Rivers, Cross River, Delta (gosh i dated one!), then the igbo chics.

The fine yoruba girls are mainly located in Lagos.

@ jenny, this one no be fight.   Dem never comot cloth yet.

@ tonim, the niger delta women are a knock out. Met a family friend once from Rivers and for the first time in my life i was completely tongue-tied.

comot dia ariblaze, i want to see fight!  

Needlelady:
He who has no sin should cast the first stone according to Jesus Christ. Nigerian men are the cause of all Nigerian woes and not preety Iyabo.

this nebraska milk still dey worry you.
See why oyinbo talk say we shld not feed our children cows milk. Iyabo is pretty?  

Needlelady:
A state does not make you any less beautiful but we have a higher number of preety women from Osun,Ogun,Ondo and lagos states. Oyo and Ekiti(most of them look like egbira people) ranks the lowest in preety women but that doesnt mean there are no preety ladies out there. No try Osun chics, they are yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

The finest women in Nigeria rank in order - Niger Delta, igbo, fulani, Lagos, Ogun, Ekiti (small) . . . the rest na wa o.

make una fight o. After you people saw free fight last week . .  

see as funmi dey beg.  
Even toothpick get strength pass you.

kai menene, this woman na anoda thing entirely.  
4 Play your yekini long reach?

4 Play:
Na me be your man.I'm a 50 year old importer/exporter who has been looking for the One.I even get cattle farm for Northern Nigeria,you fit dey milk as many cows as you wish to your heart's delight.

bros you be correct man. Abeg you get tipper too? The girl sabi drive anything.

ikamefa:
so what are you trying to say?

you don't pay tithes in your church?

Our modern day pastors are not demanding tithes but extorting money from the gullible sheeple who wont read their bibles.

Needlelady:
Too late, I'd rather marry Obasanjo.

no wonder you think Iyabo is your paragon of beauty. Ugly people know themselves.  

Needlelady:
I'm not from Ekiti abeg(_{too cute for that}). I'm from Ilesha.

cute and cottonwoollady in the same sentence?  

Needlelady:
farts on response.

This farting is doing you no good.   Is this the favorite pasttime of Osun pple?
I cant believe you're Ekiti, the ones i know are too good to be from the same state as u.

Needlelady:
Are you withdrawing your proposal after rejection? too late.

e don reach to dey manufacture proposals? Who did this to you? That fellow should be jailed.

Needlelady:
That's all you know, tribal politics. For your information, I am from  Osun, the heart of yorubaland. We decide who is yoruba and who is not(Yes, no Osun, no yorubaland). You are probably from Kwara, pseudo quasi yoruba. Punk!


FYI: Osun is the best tribe you can ever get from yorubaland, no witchcraft, no juju and just peace loving honest people that work hard to earn their living.

No wonder! Asiri e ti tu.
See person wey dey claim desert.